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t***h
发帖数: 5601
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来自主题: Military版 - [转载] Fiscal Cliff Deal - Who Wins?
http://finance.yahoo.com/blogs/daily-ticker/fiscal-cliff-deal-r
By Henry Blodget | Daily Ticker Jan 02, 2013
To listen to the moaning of some Republicans in the House of Representatives
, you could be forgiven for thinking that the Republicans are losing the
fiscal battle in Washington.
Actually, they're winning.
To see this, you just need to step back and look at the tax deal and the
country's fiscal trends from a broader perspective.
Yesterday, the government voted to extend almost all of the ... 阅读全帖
d***o
发帖数: 7006
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In the distraction of the scandal-fever swirling through Washington and the
news media, you might have missed the announcement the other day that one of
the great puzzles of number theory had been solved.
What makes the news most fascinating is that the solver isn’t on the
faculty of a top university and wasn’t known until this month to others who
work in the field. He is a Chinese immigrant in his 50s named Yitang Zhang,
a onetime accountant and part-time lecturer at the University of New
Hamps... 阅读全帖
u***r
发帖数: 4825
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http://www.nytimes.com/2015/01/29/us/charles-h-townes-physicist
Charles H. Townes, a visionary physicist whose research led to the
development of the laser, making it possible to play CDs, scan prices at the
supermarket, measure time precisely, survey planets and galaxies and even
witness the birth of stars, died on Tuesday in Oakland, Calif. He was 99.
His daughter Linda Rosenwein confirmed his death.
In 1964, Dr. Townes and two Russians shared the Nobel Prize in Physics for
their work on micro... 阅读全帖
g**1
发帖数: 10330
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台灣未獲邀出席WHA 綠委:該被譴責的是中國
字體列印轉寄|plurkshare
民進黨多位立委上午大動作召開記者會,對中國阻撓台灣出席WHA一事表達嚴正抗議。
(記者彭琬馨攝)
2017-05-09 12:31
〔記者彭琬馨/台北報導〕世界衛生大會網路報名時間已截止,我國仍未收到邀請函。
民進黨立院黨團外交與衛環委員會立委上午共同召開記者會,對中國阻撓台灣參與WHA
表達最嚴正的抗議。召委王定宇強調,台灣沒有做任何事傷害其他國家,中國卻以政治
因素阻撓台灣出席會議「該被譴責的是中國」,盼WHO秘書處在22日開會前能即時彌補
錯誤,讓台灣能順利受邀出席今年會議。
民進黨外交委員會立委王定宇、羅致政、蔡適應、莊瑞雄,衛環委員會立委林靜儀、黃
秀芳、吳焜煜、陳曼麗、吳玉琴、邱泰源等人,上午大陣仗召開記者會,對台灣迄今仍
未收到WHA邀請函一事發表中英文聲明。王定宇強調,中國以政治手段處理超越國界的
醫療公衛議題,讓台灣2300萬人受害,如果還有政黨附和中國、反過來怪罪台灣不接受
中國的九二共識,「不符合一般常識」。
衛環委員會立委林靜儀則表示,台灣在對抗SARS期間,因不是會員國防疫上形... 阅读全帖
l*w
发帖数: 3758
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来自主题: Military版 - 这次最早是WHO报告的
这次最早是WHO报告的。4.7这次化武袭击,中文网络都在咬白头盔谎报,其实事情是世
卫组织和无国界医生组织报的。WHO的人在东古塔分发药品,无国界医生在运营医院。
因为这个最后的包围圈里拥挤了几十万人,卫生状况简直人间地狱。中毒的人送来以后
,WHO就官宣说有上百号人中毒,化武袭击。毛子一开始就在怼WHO。
跟这次死伤差不多的,或者更小一些的化武攻击,当场死几十号人这种,自从2012年以
来,这些外国医生已经报告了200多次。90%是没人理睬,剩下几次闹大了,马上有聪明
人出来说,不可能的,优势一方为啥要放毒气,这对他们有啥好处,作死吗,人家是智
障吗。
可但是,当初塞族军队战场上的优势比巴沙尔大得多的时候,他们为啥非要去进攻UN划
定的安全区呢,为啥非要在斯雷布雷尼察杀掉8000多屁民呢,为啥非要炮轰萨拉热窝菜
市场呢。
萨达姆打伊朗人费劲,但要惩罚哈拉布贾的村民,有1001种办法吧,他为啥非要用毒气
去轰炸呢,有啥好处,有啥必要,是不是智障。道理相通,萨达姆当初乱放毒气就是因
为他知道美苏都不会和他较真。
在叙利亚扔沙林,和我们东亚人想象的尺度不一样,从2013年东古塔事件以后,所... 阅读全帖
a********r
发帖数: 50
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你编造WHO 的声明 没用的
自欺欺人
发信人: gxfcdjdl (Ёб твою мать), 信区: Military
标 题: Re: 老将气疯!WHO对中国政府赞赏有加
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jan 30 17:00:46 2020, 美东)
"China is actually setting a new standard for outbreak response."
米帝的社会动员力,无论如何在其灭亡之前无法超越窝鳖的
你们老将悲愤没用


: 根本没这些话

: 这是WHO 的正式声明

: https://www.who.int/news-room/detail/30-01-2020-statement-on-the-
second-

: meeting-of-the-international-health-regulations-(2005)-emergency-
committee-

: regarding-the-outbreak-of-novel-coronavirus-(2019-ncov)

... 阅读全帖
a********r
发帖数: 50
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我给了你Who 正式声明, 让你能找出他的原文
我就给你who 遣责中囯的原文
你找到WHO 正式声明中他的原文吗?
你找到后,我立刻把WHO谴责原文给你
m**********1
发帖数: 876
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来自主题: Military版 - 这里的人连WHO和WHA都搞不清楚
别笑死人了。台湾想进WHO是完全不可能的,想都不用想了,最近日本美国加拿大英国
等国支持的是让台湾加入WHA,没有任何国家敢于公开支持台湾加入WHO,根据联合国
2758号决议文,台湾就是中国的一部分,台湾加入WHO等于承认台湾是一个独立的国家
,没有任何国家敢于如此支持。
现在大家讨论的仅仅是让台湾作为观察员的身份加入WHA,也就是世界卫生组织大会,
可以不以国家的名义加入。事实上台湾之前也参加好多年,在马英九执政的八年,因为
他们承认九二共识,蔡英文一上台就否认九二共识,当然不会让他们参加。因为让他们
在不承认九二共识的情况下加入WHA,等于变相认同台湾就是一个国家了,别把中国人
都当成傻子。
现在台湾想以观察员的身份加入WHA很简单啊,只要承认台澎金马是中国的一部分,台
湾海峡两岸同属一一个中国,中国大陆可能会点头,但是蔡英文当局不可能承认的,所
以加入WHA完全不可能。
至于大家天天说的加入WHO,别搞笑了,没有国家敢这么提的。
p***n
发帖数: 17190
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https://www.msn.com/zh-tw/news/world/%E6%AD%A6%E6%BC%A2%E8%82%BA%E7%82%8E%E5
%85%A8%E7%90%83%E7%A0%B44%E8%90%AC%E4%BE%8B%E5%B7%B2906%E6%AD%BB%EF%BC%81who
%E6%80%A5%E7%B5%84%E5%B0%88%E5%AE%B6%E5%9C%98%E5%86%8D%E8%B5%B4%E9%99%B8%E8%
AA%BF%E6%9F%A5/ar-BBZOZGZ
武漢肺炎全球破4萬例已906死!WHO急組專家團再赴陸調查
國際中心蔡姍伶 / 綜合報導 3 小時前
武漢肺炎延燒 新加坡超市限購民生用品防囤貨武漢肺炎延燒 新加坡超市限購民生用品
防囤貨
WHO緊急會議 鬆口台灣「視訊」參與
▲ 2019 新型冠狀病毒疫情目前仍在攀升,圖為近日北京戴口罩出門的家庭。(圖/美
聯社/達志影像)
© 由 NOWnews 提供 ▲ 2019 新型冠狀病毒疫情目前仍在攀升,圖為近日北京戴
口罩出門的家庭。(圖/美聯社/達志影像)
▲ 2019 ... 阅读全帖
C***S
发帖数: 1159
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来自主题: Military版 - WHO到底做错啥了老将一直骂
全世界骂WHO的只有巴子。巴子进不去WHO,就一直攻击WHO。
前几天昏了头,说自己十二月就知道瘟疫大爆发了,因为不是WHO会员,国际社会
missed重要的information。结果差点当了投毒犯,我鳖还不知道,巴子怎么知道的?
C***S
发帖数: 1159
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来自主题: Military版 - WHO到底做错啥了老将一直骂
当然,现在轮子一部分被巴子另立中央了,老酱基本靠巴子养,所以轮子症屁也要跟着
摇旗呐喊。


: 全世界骂WHO的只有巴子。巴子进不去WHO,就一直攻击WHO。

: 前几天昏了头,说自己十二月就知道瘟疫大爆发了,因为不是WHO会员,国际社会

: missed重要的information。结果差点当了投毒犯,我鳖还不知道,巴子怎么知
道的?

C***S
发帖数: 1159
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来自主题: Military版 - WHO到底做错啥了老将一直骂
欧美没人谴责过WHO,事实上只有繁体中文媒体上有谴责WHO的。


: WHO不过是尊重事实而已,事实就是中国能控制住,美欧如果采用合理措施也可
以用很

: 小的代价控制住。结果美欧不听劝告,把疫情政治化,反过来怪WHO遵循事实的
专业行

: 为是舔屁眼?


发帖数: 1
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来自主题: Military版 - WHO彻底怂了
WHO已经把Bruce Aylward给废了,
就是那个狂舔党妈,号称“得了肺炎要去中国治疗的”
Google Bruce Aylward 第一个WHO link直接转到WHO主页了
www.who.int › adg › aylward
A Canadian physician and epidemiologist by training, Dr Aylward is the
author of over 100 peer-reviewed scientific articles and book chapters. He
received his ...
You visited this page on 3/29/20.
c******k
发帖数: 8998
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http://www.guardian.co.uk/sport/2003/apr/24/athletics.duncanmac
Carl Lewis has broken his silence on allegations that he was the beneficiary
of a drugs cover-up, admitting he had tested positive for banned substances
but claiming he was just one of "hundreds" of American athletes who were
allowed to escape bans.
"There were hundreds of people getting off," he said. "Everyone was treated
the same."
Lewis has now acknowledged that he failed three tests during the 1988 US
Olympic trials, which unde... 阅读全帖
l****z
发帖数: 29846
15
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1240279/Children-smacked-young-likely-successful-study-finds.html
Young children who are smacked by their parents grow up to be happier and
more successful than those who have never been hit, research claims.
It found that children who are smacked before the age of six perform better
at school when they are teenagers.
They are also more likely to do voluntary work and to want to go to
university than those who have never been physically disciplined.
But th
l****z
发帖数: 29846
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Tuesday, May 31, 2011
The U.S. Supreme Court late last week upheld the legality of an Arizona law
cracking down on employers who hire illegal immigrants, and most voters
support having a similar law in their own state.
A new Rasmussen Reports national telephone survey finds that 61% of Likely U
.S. Voters favor a law in their state that would shut down companies that
knowingly and repeatedly hire illegal immigrants. Just 21% oppose such a law
, and another 18% are undecided. (To see survey quest... 阅读全帖
l****z
发帖数: 29846
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January 14, 2012 | Filed under Big
… yup, none other that ‘Ms. Social Contract’ herself, Elizabeth Warren:
… Warren raised nearly 50 percent more than Brown, a jaw-droppng $5.7
million in the 4th quarter. What’s more, this is the second straight
quarter in which Warren outraised Brown. Did this all come from middle-class
Massachusetts families, or which special interests is Warren putting first?
The Boston Herald asked Warren if she’s refusing banker money, and she
answered no, the Wall... 阅读全帖
l****z
发帖数: 29846
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来自主题: USANews版 - Who Chooses?
By James Stepanek
Say you're in an argument on some issue of a proposed government service
with a friend of a more leftist persuasion, and you are making no progress.
I would suggest trying a question on your interlocutor which may well make
him think and even re-examine his position. Just ask: "Do you really think
politicians and bureaucrats are smarter than you?"
Now it is certainly likely that the other person will view this as off the
wall and think you are digressing. However, you are not... 阅读全帖
l****z
发帖数: 29846
19
By Terence P. Jeffrey
November 18, 2012
(CNSNews.com) - The percentage of Americans who think America will be worse
off in four years has more than doubled in the four years since Barack Obama
was first inaugurated as president, according to the Gallup poll.
In a survey conducted Jan. 9-11, 2009--concluding just nine days before
Barack Obama's first inauguration as president--Gallup asked American adults
now?"
At that time, 72 percent said the country would be better off, 20 percent
said it woul... 阅读全帖
l****z
发帖数: 29846
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Obama Refuses to Deport Fugitive Brothers Who Funneled $90,000 to His
Campaign
by Jammie via Jammie Wearing Fools
Maybe we should start talking about the Isaias brothers instead of the Kochs.
The donations kept pouring in: hundreds of thousands of dollars in
campaign contributions to President Obama and more than a dozen members of
Congress, carefully routed through the families of two wealthy brothers in
Florida.
They had good reason to be generous. The two men, Roberto and William
Isai... 阅读全帖
l****z
发帖数: 29846
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Another Terrorist Who Could Look Like Obama’s Son Now a Dead ISIS Jihadi
by Jammie via Jammie Wearing Fools
Can say we didn’t see this coming. From back in June:
As many as 15 Somali-American men have left their homes in Minnesota in
recent months to travel to the Middle East and join up with ISIS, the
jihadist army at war with Syria and Iraq, according to Minnesota Public
Radio.
The fighters appear to have made the decision to go fight with Islamic
State of Iraq and Syria/Levant while t... 阅读全帖
l****z
发帖数: 29846
22
Protester Who Advocated Peaceful Demonstrations in Ferguson Charged With
Arson
December 27, 2014 - 7:05 PM
CLAYTON, Mo. (AP) — A protester who advocated for peaceful demonstrations
in Ferguson has been charged with setting fire to a convenience store in a
neighboring suburb.
A St. Louis County jail official said 19-year-old Joshua Williams was being
held Saturday on $30,000 bond on charges that included arson.
BERKELEY, Mo. (AP) — A protester who advocated for peaceful demonstrations
in Ferguson... 阅读全帖
f*******e
发帖数: 3433
23
2009年过来的伊拉克难民,11年拿到绿卡。奥巴引进大批难民恐怖分子
An Iraqi refugee who investigators say wanted to set off bombs at two
Houston malls was sentenced Monday to 16 years in prison for trying to help
the Islamic State terror network.
Omar Faraj Saeed Al Hardan was sentenced in Houston federal court. He
pleaded guilty in October 2016 to attempting to provide material support or
resources to a designated foreign terrorist organization.
At the time of his plea, Al Hardan admitted to providing material support,
specif... 阅读全帖
b**********5
发帖数: 7881
24
He came to America on a student visa, earned a master's degree from Babson
College and is now starting a new business, but Abhinav Sureka worries that
he'll have to return to India. To stay, he needs an H-1B visa, a temporary
work permit typically obtained through a lottery with lower odds of winning
than a coin toss.
To help foreign students like Sureka beat those odds and keep their
companies here, Babson and at least five other U.S. schools are using a new
approach that critics describe as ex... 阅读全帖
d******8
发帖数: 1972
25
Full analysis see this link:
http://us-non-immigrants.blogspot.com/2011/04/people-who-missed
People Who Missed the Boat (PWMB) during July 2007 - Analysis of EB- India and China
Question was asked in the comment section that how would applications with Priority date before July 2007 who could not file in July 2007 would affect EB2-IC movement for FY 2011. These people are commonly referred as "People Who Missed the Boat (PWMB)" by some people. We earlier thought that these numbers will small per... 阅读全帖
D****R
发帖数: 6053
26
Starting from today, immigrants with non-criminal record no longer need to
worry about working illegally. If they got caught and get into deportation
process, more likely, they will be free later and will be granted necessary
immigration benefits along with work authorization.
Sounds too good to me true?
Durbin's statement added that when reviews of individual cases result in
cases being closed, those individuals "will be able to apply for certain
immigration benefits, including work authorizati... 阅读全帖
g****r
发帖数: 672
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来自主题: Texas版 - Who is Hu?
Funny from chron.com by FXSTC2008
Imagine this, Obama is introduced to President Hu:
Obama: Who?
Aide: Yes, Hu!
Obama: Who is he?
Aide: He is Hu!
Obama: Who is Who?
Aide: He is Hu!
Obama: What is his first name ?
Aide: Hu
Obama: Him (pointing at Hu)
Aide: Hu
Obama: HIM!
Aide: He is HU!!!!!
Obama: Never mind
D*V
发帖数: 3096
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http://news.yahoo.com/man-sued-wife-birthing-ugly-baby-11050099
Apparently in China, bad genes are grounds for divorce — and six-figure
fines
"Failed relationships can get ugly," says Ji Lin at the Irish Examiner, but
the weird, sad tale of Jian Feng and his wife "really gives meaning to the
old cliché." The story starts out conventionally enough: Feng, a resident
of northern China, met and married a beautiful woman, and they had a baby
girl. That's when things reportedly got, um, ugly. Feng was... 阅读全帖
b*****u
发帖数: 1978
29
来自主题: Football版 - WHO TWO 系列之一:废拍弃妇
【前言】每周赛前,我拍尽管嘴上牛逼哄哄:“谁敢惹我?”其实心里战战兢兢,知道
打不过对手,又不能明说,只好往人家身边一靠:“ WHO 敢惹咱 TWO !”
who悠也好,two槽也罢。人生在世,难得糊涂。既如此,何妨一笑看 who two ?
====
2017赛季,我拍第一周的对手,撞上弃妇,恰是近年来的连番苦手,还没开打就已注定
结局...
(一)
前两天,NFL Network 的著名评论员、前饭大喜世界的顶梁柱,毛琼珠同志 (Maurice
Jones-Drew),展望废拍弃妇这场比赛的时候,极具远见卓识地把“主教练”一栏的优
势,划在了弃妇 Andy Reid 的名下。
毛琼珠的依据是:胖子里德在备战时间超过一周的情况下,包括赛季首场和bye week之
后,胜率高达72% (26胜 10负)。
显然,小鸡能做的,也就剩下“谁敢惹咱俩”了。
(二)
说到废拍前两次在九月遭遇弃妇,提起来都是泪。
2008年9月,废汤第一节就被弃妇废了膝盖,赛季报销,以至开始怀疑人生。
2014年9月,废拍被弃妇打得屁滚尿流41-14,更是引发了网络世界无数庆祝声:废拍王
朝已死!
简直了,不死... 阅读全帖
b*****u
发帖数: 1978
30
来自主题: Football版 - WHO TWO 系列之三:废拍德佬
【前言】每周赛前,我拍尽管嘴上牛逼哄哄:“谁敢惹我?”其实心里战战兢兢,知道
打不过对手,又不能明说,只好往人家身边一靠:“ WHO 敢惹咱 TWO !”
who悠也好,two槽也罢。人生在世,难得糊涂。既如此,何妨一笑看 who two ?
====
2017赛季,我拍第三周的对手,是上周刚刚获胜的德佬,新秀QB挟生涯首胜之威,劲头
正盛,来势汹汹...
(一)
首先自我检讨一下,上周的分析,我错得很惨。
我以为二线是废拍的亮点,以为鸡毛管家卖考题是禁飞区,以为佩顿肯定绕着走,以为
老朱万万不敢长传挑战废拍的DB...
实战中,简单举几个例子,仅仅第二节,就出现了下面四次场面,每次都是废拍的DB被
完爆 ----
难民后场开球,Kamara 沿左边线直跑,废拍保安排长拼命追但是仍差半步,老朱手法
精准,人跑到、球传到,Karama 飞身接住,35码;
难民攻到废拍勾栏,开球,Coleman 跟 Josh Hill 做一个简单的交叉,就形成了 pick
play,管家和排长撞了个满怀,Coleman 空位轻松TD;
难民后场开球,仍是 pick play,这次轮到鸡毛被自己人绊倒在地,... 阅读全帖
b*****u
发帖数: 1978
31
来自主题: Football版 - WHO TWO 系列之四:废拍黑猫
【前言】每周赛前,我拍尽管嘴上牛逼哄哄:“谁敢惹我?”其实心里战战兢兢,知道
打不过对手,又不能明说,只好往人家身边一靠:“ WHO 敢惹咱 TWO !”
who悠也好,two槽也罢。人生在世,难得糊涂。既如此,何妨一笑看 who two ?
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2017赛季,我拍第四周的对手,是过去七年从未战胜过的黑猫,牛顿作为升级版的花生
,研究了上周的录像以后,对废拍早已成竹在胸。
(一)
上周是下狗爆冷日,几乎有一半的场次是下狗赢球:节瓜赢乌鸦、飞机赢大鱼、水牛赢
野驴、难民赢黑猫、狗熊赢港人、泰坦赢海鸟、废拍赢德佬、、、
德佬面对废拍,一个新秀QB花生,就把废拍打得落花流水,传跑总共342码,六次驱动
得分,一直把废拍逼到生死23秒,要不是红区稍差(4次FG),早就赢了。
花生的最大优势,如上次糊涂所写,在于他的能跑。多少次废拍已经把他挤出了口袋,
他都能凭借双腿玩猫鼠游戏,三五秒之后找到 open receiver ,不但没有被麻袋,反
而屡屡传成一个大的。
而花生的样板,正是牛顿。
(二)
牛顿是近几年能传能跑的QB No.1。
废拍上一次对阵黑猫,那时牛顿只是个三年级的娃娃,但大... 阅读全帖
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发帖数: 1978
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来自主题: Football版 - WHO TWO 系列之五:废拍罢课
【前言】每周赛前,我拍尽管嘴上牛逼哄哄:“谁敢惹我?”其实心里战战兢兢,知道
打不过对手,又不能明说,只好往人家身边一靠:“ WHO 敢惹咱 TWO !”
who悠也好,two槽也罢。人生在世,难得糊涂。既如此,何妨一笑看 who two ?
====
2017赛季,我拍第五周的对手,是小鸡从未在 Tempa Bay 战胜过的罢课,再次输球顺
理成章。
(一)
废拍今年输的两场,对手的QB其一是铁匠,其二是牛顿。这周废拍要面对蟹腿。
这 pattern 再明显不过了:
铁匠 ---- 2005 状元。
牛顿 ---- 2011 状元。
蟹腿 ---- 2015 状元。
既然已经输了前两场,再输第三场给状元,也不是什么丢人的事。
(二)
蟹腿今年的传球有多猛?
他的场均传球码数超过白菜,超过老朱,也超过了龙哥,只略少于每场落后、狂扔猛追
的废汤。
曾经的摩步蟹腿,如今已是正宗的口袋传人。
蟹腿的武器很多,其中的最强火力当然是梅哀婉(Mike Evans),他6'5"的高大身躯却有
逆天的柔韧性,任何球只要传到他身边五尺范围内,没有接不到的。
而今年新进的外援德尚姐... 阅读全帖
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发帖数: 1978
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来自主题: Football版 - WHO TWO 系列之六:废拍茄子
【前言】每周赛前,我拍尽管嘴上牛逼哄哄:“谁敢惹我?”其实心里战战兢兢,知道
打不过对手,又不能明说,只好往人家身边一靠:“ WHO 敢惹咱 TWO !”
who悠也好,two槽也罢。人生在世,难得糊涂。既如此,何妨一笑看 who two ?
====
2017赛季,我拍第六周的对手,是AFCE同组老相好茄子,目前茄子名列小组第二,而废
拍只排第三,成绩代表实力,废拍输球在所难免。
(一)
坦白说,赛季开始前,我是非常小看茄子的,所以在饭大喜选秀日连续三轮抓了水牛、
雷达、大鱼这三个DEF。当然,这就是茄子的前三场对手。
原因很简单 ---- 在休赛期间,茄子几乎把整个进攻组全部抛弃:
QB一号痱子派、QB二号鸡史、C 人金、LT、RT、WR一号大元帅、WR二号德克、、、全走
光了,那还打个毛啊?
连带着,防守组也进入甩卖模式:
DE小凳立插僧、LB 大卫哈里斯、CB 李指导、S 普莱尔、、、整条中轴线送走了一半。
然后WR三号易怒娃在训练营的时候进了IR、、、然后又是赛季开始两连败、、、谁要是
说纽约不是 tank for xxx,连他们自己都不信吧。
(二)
谁也没有想到,茄子知耻... 阅读全帖
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发帖数: 1978
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来自主题: Football版 - WHO TWO 系列之七:废拍发空
【前言】每周赛前,我拍尽管嘴上牛逼哄哄:“谁敢惹我?”其实心里战战兢兢,知道
打不过对手,又不能明说,只好往人家身边一靠:“ WHO 敢惹咱 TWO !”
who悠也好,two槽也罢。人生在世,难得糊涂。既如此,何妨一笑看 who two ?
====
2017赛季,我拍第七周的对家,正是今年超碗LI的苦手:发空。两节半被爆28分的惨状
犹自心惊未已,今年严重脑残的防守更是雪上加霜......
(一)
对数据敏感的同学应该都记得,上个赛季,废拍的防守高举 bend-not-break 的破旗,
somehow 场均只丢 15.6 分,然而在 SB LI 上被发空狂飙了 28 分。
时过境迁,这个赛季,废拍的防守终于现了原形,不但 bend ,而且 break ;不但要
死,而且死得痛快,场均丢分 26.5 分。
依照上述去年和今年的数据,可以预测这周的发空得分:
28 * (26.5 / 15.6) = 48
换言之,面对光速退化的废拍防守,发空这周得分将达到48分。
在你一口咖啡吐到电脑或手机上以前,我先承认,这种计算是不够科学的...
原因在于,SB LI 发空所得的28分,是在第... 阅读全帖
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发帖数: 1978
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来自主题: Football版 - WHO TWO 系列之九:废拍摆尾
【前言】每周赛前,我拍尽管嘴上牛逼哄哄:“谁敢惹我?”其实心里战战兢兢,知道
打不过对手,又不能明说,只好往人家身边一靠:“ WHO 敢惹咱 TWO !”
who悠也好,two槽也罢。人生在世,难得糊涂。既如此,何妨一笑看 who two ?
====
2017赛季,我拍第九周是 bye week,小鸡不知是庄生梦蝶,还是蝶梦庄生,直把今岁
当去年,放了一颗跟去年一模一样的卫星...
(一)
去年第九周废拍正好也是摆尾,小鸡闲极无聊,跟黄狗做了一笔交易,送走防守组最好
的队员考林斯,只要价一个第三轮或者第四轮,被专家和球盲一致骂惨了。
今年第九周,又见废拍摆尾,小鸡生命不息行艺不止,趁大家一不留神,把后汤时代的
蕃茄汁两毛五:吉米-哥拉菠萝,送到了旧金山49人队,只换回一个第二轮。
坊间传言,黄狗其实今年也想要菠萝,并且开价是第二轮加第三轮,价钱比九人还高一
些。因此大家猜测小鸡是去年被MITBBS骂出了心理障碍,再也不跟黄狗做生意,这才转
而致电九人。
其实更深层的原因,在于小鸡是个情深义重的恋旧之人。他既不想把功臣菠萝推进黄狗
这个QB黑洞,更感念九人的GM和主教练的旧情。
九人G... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: Football版 - WHO TWO 系列之十:废拍野驴
【前言】每周赛前,我拍尽管嘴上牛逼哄哄:“谁敢惹我?”其实心里战战兢兢,知道
打不过对手,又不能明说,只好往人家身边一靠:“ WHO 敢惹咱 TWO !”
who悠也好,two槽也罢。人生在世,难得糊涂。既如此,何妨一笑看 who two ?
====
2017赛季,我拍第十周对上常年苦手野驴,况且作客英里高,正是废拍客场的最怕,没
有之一,这下子绝对全凶无吉。
(一)
废拍害怕野驴、特别是害怕作客丹佛,这一点早被大家所熟知,此处不赘。
但有砖家掏出2016年的赛况,狡辩说:废拍一年前在英里高完胜野驴,现在有啥好怕?
问题是,去年第15周16-3的那场比赛,废拍果真是“完胜”吗?
是役,废汤传球32次,仅成功16次,拿下区区188码,0 TD,passer rating 68.2,不
堪入目啊。相比之下,野驴QB细面的数据要体面得多:传球40次,成功25次,282码,
passer rating 73.1 。
很明显,在QB方面,细面全方位压制了废汤。
废拍能够侥幸赢下那场,一是RB小刘表现优异,跑攻18次跑出95码,单单 first down
就拿下5次;二是运气超好,非但自家三次放... 阅读全帖
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发帖数: 1978
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来自主题: Football版 - WHO TWO 系列之十四:废拍大鱼
【前言】每周赛前,我拍尽管嘴上牛逼哄哄:“谁敢惹我?”其实心里战战兢兢,知道
打不过对手,又不能明说,只好往人家身边一靠:“ WHO 敢惹咱 TWO !”
who悠也好,two槽也罢。人生在世,难得糊涂。既如此,何妨一笑看 who two ?
====
2017赛季,我拍第十四周远征迈阿密,三个星期之内第二次对阵大鱼,历史教训历历在
目...
(一)
三周前,废拍在主场击败了大鱼,但那场比赛对本周的借鉴意义不大。
最大的不同在于,这周比赛是在大鱼的主场,废拍近年来输多赢少的地方。准确地说,
最近四年,废拍在那里只赢过一次。
2013赛季,废拍客场 20-24 输掉;
2014赛季第一场,废拍客场一度领先 20-7,但后来落花流水输了个 20-33;
2015赛季最后一场,废拍又是第四节崩盘,10-20 告负,直接导致季后赛HFA丢失,
AFCCG去英里高被野驴痛宰。
小鸡本周记者会上,提到作客迈阿密,心有余悸地说:我们每次去那里,都被教做人。
此言不虚也!
尤其是废汤,每次到了迈阿密都不会打球,比如2015年那场,全场传球只有134码,是
近年来的最差。
究其原因,废汤本命属火,为水所... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: Football版 - WHO TWO 系列之十五:废拍港人
【前言】每周赛前,我拍尽管嘴上牛逼哄哄:“谁敢惹我?”其实心里战战兢兢,知道
打不过对手,又不能明说,只好往人家身边一靠:“ WHO 敢惹咱 TWO !”
who悠也好,two槽也罢。人生在世,难得糊涂。既如此,何妨一笑看 who two ?
====
2017赛季,我拍第十五周到蕃茄酱球场作客,将被如日中天的港人打爆,早已是不争之
实。
(一)
谈到废拍港人近年来的交锋历史,不少人总是唾沫四溅地说:2004年以来,废拍对港人
8胜3负! 由此来证明废拍 own 港人,这周也不例外。
Come on, 拜托,不要老翻故纸堆,现实一点好吗?Ben / Brown / Bell 这个史上最牛
BBB 是2013年才开始组合、2014年才成为主力的,OK?
在此之后,BBB一起打完的场次,港人从来没输过废拍!
(当然,上面这句话,你要是把倒数第四个字改成反义词,我只能回一个“你说得好有
道理,我竟无言以对”的表情:你太鸡贼了!)
(二)
越是近期的比赛,越能说明问题,上周的比赛肯定比历史更有借鉴意义。
把第十四周两队的比赛略做比较,其结论立刻呼之欲出:
港人主场对乌鸦,大本 506 码,2 ... 阅读全帖
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发帖数: 1978
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来自主题: Football版 - WHO TWO 系列之十六:废拍水牛
【前言】每周赛前,我拍尽管嘴上牛逼哄哄:“谁敢惹我?”其实心里战战兢兢,知道
打不过对手,又不能明说,只好往人家身边一靠:“ WHO 敢惹咱 TWO !”
who悠也好,two槽也罢。人生在世,难得糊涂。既如此,何妨一笑看 who two ?
====
2017赛季,我拍第十六周再度对阵水牛,相比三周前的第一次对阵,此消彼长,必然主
客易位,结局颠倒。斯堪的纳维亚,浪呀么浪打浪。
(一)
三周前废拍水牛的第一次交手,大家印象最深的,当然是巨汉在第四节WWE背后偷袭水
牛CB Tre'Davious White,直接威胁到对方的生命。
一些反拍革命人士极其愤怒,酝酿喊出 White Life Matters 的口号。但很快遭到更多
革命人士的强烈反对 ---- 这个口号跟当前的政治风向恰好相反,崔大白同志必须人性
服从党性,不准跟当前运动唱反调。
一个响亮的口号,就这么胎死腹中。
(二)
自从三周前的那次比赛以来,两队的走势泾渭分明。
那场比赛,废拍利用水牛首发QB裁缝的早早受伤离场、新进水牛弃将 Eric Lee 的神奇
发挥,更加上摔跤手巨汉成功实施小鸡的赛前计划、故意弄伤White... 阅读全帖
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【前言】每周赛前,我拍尽管嘴上牛逼哄哄:“谁敢惹我?”其实心里战战兢兢,知道
打不过对手,又不能明说,只好往人家身边一靠:“ WHO 敢惹咱 TWO !”
who悠也好,two槽也罢。人生在世,难得糊涂。既如此,何妨一笑看 who two ?
====
2017赛季,季后赛已经开始,这周的野卡轮,废拍摆尾之余,饱尝内忧外患,断无取胜
之理。
(一)
废拍这周着重考察的对象、下一轮的潜在对手,是下面三队之一:
弃妇、泰坦、水牛
面对任何一队,废拍都只有 who 敢惹咱 two 的份儿。
弃妇今年高举进攻旗帜,QB 铁匠力夺今年全联盟最高的 passer rating, 这对于两年
前全年坚决不传TD给WR的他来说,无疑是今年MVP的表现。RB 亨特的跑码数高居全联盟
第一,力压女孩,睥睨淫棍,拳打落魄影,脚踢丧魂铃。。。除此以外,还有 WR Hill
, TE Kelce 等一系列导弹轰炸机。就进攻的全面性而言,弃妇是NFL三十六年来首支拥
有4000码QB、1000码TB、1000码WR、1000码TE的球队。在常规赛开幕式上弃妇已经把废
拍打得落花流水,如果下轮再遇,废拍直接缴枪投降... 阅读全帖
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【前言】每周赛前,我拍尽管嘴上牛逼哄哄:“谁敢惹我?”其实心里战战兢兢,知道
打不过对手,又不能明说,只好往人家身边一靠:“ WHO 敢惹咱 TWO !”
who悠也好,two槽也罢。人生在世,难得糊涂。既如此,何妨一笑看 who two ?
====
2017赛季,季后赛争夺权偏序之际,废拍遭遇如日中天的节瓜。本周日正是龙行八荒、
睥睨废拍的美州虎,恰如尼采康德相遇机缘。
(一)
夫子曰:“同学们记着,节瓜猛于虎也”! 不料第一个弟子记录的时候落笔太过潦草,
后来其他同学抄笔记,把“节”的下半部分看成了“可”,又把“瓜”字抄成了“政”
,所以,在后来传世的《非礼记》里面,这话就讹成:“苛政猛于虎也”!
(二)
孔夫子的话,当然总是对的。何况,节瓜本来就是美洲虎。夫子说节瓜猛于虎,相比公
孙龙说白马非马,马马虎虎,高下立判。
偏偏上周有人不拿村长当干部,不把节瓜当老虎,还想用滚烫的钢水去滋人家,其结果
可想而知。学刘海洋去泼熊?切,你这么能耐,怎么不学猎人去打熊?
(三)
言归正传。
节瓜之猛,不用我多说。尤其是他们的防守组,基本上把NFL所有统计项目的第一或第
二名都包揽了,比如防守... 阅读全帖
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【前言】每周赛前,我拍尽管嘴上牛逼哄哄:“谁敢惹我?”其实心里战战兢兢,知道
打不过对手,又不能明说,只好往人家身边一靠:“ WHO 敢惹咱 TWO !”
who悠也好,two槽也罢。人生在世,难得糊涂。既如此,何妨一笑看 who two ?
====
2017赛季,超碗之夜,盛宴降临,老鹰利爪之下,平躺的废拍,唯有享受过程,接受命
运的磨擦。
(一)
鹰冠上的珍珠 - Front 7.
DT Fletcher Cox 无疑是老鹰前线的领军人物,他三度入选 all-pro,今年更是 all-
pro first team. 他的身体素质牛得一塌糊涂,高中时代参加全州田径赛的跳高和接力
,当时40码成绩 4.47 秒! 2012 年被老鹰首轮选中以后,他在2015年全面爆发,最近
几年一直是全联盟公认最好的DT之一。作为DT, 他技术全面,不但是防跑的中流砥柱,
同时也能对QB施以巨大压力,今年有 5.5 sacks,2015 赛季更是高达 9.5 次。
DT Timmy Jernigan 在2014新秀年就被选入 all-rookie team, 他和 Cox 的搭档让老
鹰的中路跑防... 阅读全帖
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前几天在本地的中文电台,听到有关这本书的介绍,想到很多。
我们家弟弟上幼儿园时,有次在家长会和他的老师有过相关的对话。我的关心话题是,
如何不宠溺孩子?老师给我讲了下面一个故事:
她是一个单亲妈妈,一手拉扯大两个孩子。她儿子19岁那年,自己买了辆车。首付是用
自己打工赚来的,贷款需要妈妈共贷。办好手续,母子俩走出贷款办公室时,儿子对她
讲了一句话,我听了顿时眼眶发热:
妈妈,感谢你,感谢我们有贫穷的生活。
因为是单亲,家庭条件不好,妈妈一直努力工作(她真的是一位非常敬业非常好的老师
,嗯。)而孩子们也从小就很独立,打工挣钱养家。
书里谈到很多不同的家庭,清贫的,优裕的,家长是如何教育孩子,看待金钱,如何计
划,如何。。。。
好像是作者本身吧,小时候爸爸曾经去银行,把他一个月的收入,兑成一块钱,几麻袋
的钱,浩浩荡荡地拿回家,把孩子们瞬间秒杀。然后哗啦啦,把给山姆大叔的税钱,给
划拉走。然后,一步步告诉孩子,这些钱是房子贷款,这些是饭钱,这些是保险。三下
五除二,一堆钱已经所剩无几。这个画面到现在还在他的脑海里
即使是有钱人家,不用上班,整天休假,父母也同样可以教育孩子,要节俭。可以告诉... 阅读全帖
j****e
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太悲惨了
http://www.aol.com/2011/09/07/ohio-man-sues-coworkers-
lottery_n_952018.html?icid=maing-grid7|main5|dl7|sec1_lnk2|93288
An Ohio man who was out sick when his coworkers won a $99 million
lottery jackpot hopes to have his lucky day in court.
Last month, 22 KraftMaid employees in Youngstown, Ohio who regularly
pooled their money to buy lottery tickets won the Mega Millions draw, TV
station WEWS reported. But one man, Edward Hairston, missed out on the
big prize because he'd been on sick leave ... 阅读全帖
l**********r
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来自主题: Joke版 - "who"的奇怪用法 (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 SanFrancisco 讨论区 】
发信人: break8811 (池蛙), 信区: SanFrancisco
标 题: "who"的奇怪用法
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Oct 31 11:31:57 2012, 美东)
公司一个华人秘书,可能是ABC,写email时很喜欢在人名后加个"who"。例如:
Tom who approved the proposal.
Jerry who canceled his flight.
这些都是整句。
这种用法很常见吗?我以前还没见过呢。
z******i
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来自主题: Piebridge版 - do not marry a girl who does not cook
in almost every cultures, the mothers cook. A gal who does not like to cook
is likely not going to be a good mother, thus not marriable.
Guys, it is time for you to find a lady who could be a good mother and good
grandmother whose cooking will be praised by her friends and co-workers and
greatly missed by her children and grand-children.
Those who do not like to cook is more likely to be a lazy, stupid attention-
whore than those who do.
Cooking is a daily ritual in a family, it be romantic for ... 阅读全帖
Y****e
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【 以下文字转载自 Love 讨论区 】
发信人: Routiao (肉条), 信区: Love
标 题: how to live with a husband who is psychologically a teenage
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Oct 27 17:24:57 2011, 美东)
发信人: Dreamer (不要问我从哪里来), 信区: Dreamer
标 题: how to live with a husband who is psychologically a teenager?
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Oct 27 17:24:18 2011, 美东)
We are over 30 and I am pregnant, but he still lives like a teenager, with
some intolerable teenager characteristics, that I feel like divorcing him,
because I can not imagine what example... 阅读全帖
wh
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刚看到版上在讨论画画是否追求逼真写实,又看到苏轼这首诗。没查原诗是哪首,呵呵:
Who Says a Painting Must Look Like Life?
Written on paintings of flowering branches by Secretary Wang of Yen-ling...
(这里没复印) two poems.
Who says a painting must look like life?
He sees only with children's eyes.
Who says a poem must stick to the theme?
Poetry is certainly lost on him.
Poetry and painting share a single goal -
clean freshness and effortless skill.
Pien Luan's sparrows live on paper;
Chao Chang's flowers breathe with soul.
But what are they ... 阅读全帖
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