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l******p
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - 洋大人心中的外F
看看这个,与wsn认为的亚女cheap论点截然相反:
Umm its al preferences yeah brazilian women are hot. I think there beautiful
. But there is beauty in every race rememeber that. Have you seen cambodian
and thai women. Their tall slim huge buts and boobies with naturally big
eyes and they age very slow. Hell some of them look spanish. Rememeber an
ugly atituted makes an ugly face. Asian women are very genuine respectful
towards elders and they are very caring. These qualities is what makes them
the most desirable. Whe... 阅读全帖
l******p
发帖数: 496
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来自主题: WaterWorld版 - 洋大人心中的外F
Umm, let’s see now... It’s a bit of a mystery... Generally speaking, they
have the lovely, delicate features of porcelain dolls. They’re highly
intelligent and interesting conversationalists. They’re trim and fit with
hourglass figures. They have beautiful, golden, blemish free skin and soft
jet black hair that flows smoothly down over alluring shoulders. Their
personal values are rooted in countless centuries of tradition wherein
family, children, spouse, parents and all relatives are treated w... 阅读全帖
l******p
发帖数: 496
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Umm, let’s see now... It’s a bit of a mystery... Generally speaking, they
have the lovely, delicate features of porcelain dolls. They’re highly
intelligent and interesting conversationalists. They’re trim and fit with
hourglass figures. They have beautiful, golden, blemish free skin and soft
jet black hair that flows smoothly down over alluring shoulders. Their
personal values are rooted in countless centuries of tradition wherein
family, children, spouse, parents and all relatives are treated w... 阅读全帖
l******p
发帖数: 496
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看看这个,与wsn认为的亚女cheap论点截然相反:
Umm its al preferences yeah brazilian women are hot. I think there beautiful
. But there is beauty in every race rememeber that. Have you seen cambodian
and thai women. Their tall slim huge buts and boobies with naturally big
eyes and they age very slow. Hell some of them look spanish. Rememeber an
ugly atituted makes an ugly face. Asian women are very genuine respectful
towards elders and they are very caring. These qualities is what makes them
the most desirable. Whe... 阅读全帖
f****r
发帖数: 311
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来自主题: EnglishChat版 - [转载] Umm, No Title
【 以下文字转载自 Dreamer 讨论区 】
【 原文由 Dreamer 所发表 】
A short story (fiction)
n****n
发帖数: 492
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来自主题: EnglishChat版 - [转载] Umm, No Title

nod nod
their recruitment is very effective... :))
there is a satirical article at:
" target="_blank" class="a2">http://www.theonion.com/onion3326/homosexualrecruit.html
and by the way, "the onion" is a very funny "news"paper :))
l****r
发帖数: 5317
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来自主题: EnglishChat版 - 朱自清《荷塘月色》英译
umm, seems the translator felt hard in this part too
月光是隔了树照过来的,高处丛生的灌木,落下参差的斑驳的黑影,却又像是画
在荷叶上。
As the moon shone from behind them, the dense trees on the hills threw
checkered shadows, dark forms loomed like devils, and the sparse, graceful
shadows of willows seemed painted on the lotus leaves.

every
the
our
him.
track
of
azure
And
carried
in
to
sparse,
moonlight
rhythm
d**w
发帖数: 14889
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umm too much chinese............
s****l
发帖数: 10462
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Monica: Now everybody knows the basic erogenous zones. (She starts labelling
them) You got one, two three, four (Chandler is shocked to find out there’
s more than three), five, six, and seven!
Chandler: (shocked) There are seven?!
Rachel: Let me see that. (Monica shows her) Oh, yeah.
Chandler: (Points to one) That’s one?
Monica: It’s kind of an important one!
Chandler: Oh, y’know-y’know what, I was looking at it upside down.
Rachel: Well, y’know, sometimes that helps. (She realises what that co... 阅读全帖
d********f
发帖数: 43471
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【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: karks (karks), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 在公司里怎么和同事打成一片
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun May 1 12:57:02 2011, 美东)
我和另外一个人B同时进去现在公司的组的,但是对方在交际方面明显强与我,和公司
自己组和别的组的很多人都能随时有说有笑,很自然很亲切,我和别人的关系就疏了一
层。我极力找原因:
1) 不是语言问题,B英语大大不如我,经常美国人说的一些俚语和文化现象,他不知
道我都知道。
2) 也不是文化问题,B对美国人什么football, baseball,电影都怎么不知道,但是不
知为什么,不妨碍他和他们打成一片。
3)举个简单的例子,现在组里又新来了一美国人,C, 就坐在我旁边。我也经常和C找
话题聊天,而且发现其实我们共同话题不少,什么电影,之类的。但是不知道为什么,
我不管发掘什么话题,说什么话,对方都是礼貌的敷衍,微笑着,很少我说的话能更引
出长篇conversation. 比如,一天我在等煮咖啡,我看到那人在微波炉热午餐,我就很
随便,随... 阅读全帖
h*****4
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umm,话说俺小时候从不和女生画38线,只和男的画
d*****u
发帖数: 17243
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http://news.yahoo.com/obama-math-under-common-core-3-x-4-151805
If you said 11 — or, hell, if you said 7, pi, or infinity squared — that’
s just fine under the Common Core, the new national curriculum that the
Obama administration will impose on American public school students this
fall.
In a pretty amazing YouTube video, Amanda August, a curriculum coordinator
in a suburb of Chicago called Grayslake, explains that getting the right
answer in math just doesn’t matter as long as kids can explain ... 阅读全帖
n*********u
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来自主题: Joke版 - 一些笑话 - 这个时代

umm...笔记本电脑用一节一节的电池确实很少见。
我们算一算,一节普通充电电池1.2V 2000MAh左右,需要10节才能达到12V的工作电压
,20节的话就相当于一块12V 4000MAh的电池了。
电脑省电一点的话能看一会儿小电影的,20G可能差不多。
L****e
发帖数: 499
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打算在我们的toastmaster meeting 上做joke master,自己从网上找的笑话瞎编了一
下安在自己头上,听众都是老外,教育水平有高有低,不过普遍好像不是非常高。请大
家看看好不好笑,如果有人能帮改一改,让听着更自然一点,感激不尽。
Good evening, Madam toastmaster, fellow toastmasters. My name is xxx, I am
a Chinese. today I am going to tell you some of my stories the first year
when I was in America.
A couple of years ago at the first time I came to America, I was
interviewed by a lady immigration officer at the custom. I was trying to ask
her something , but I was so nervous and I was just switch... 阅读全帖
G******U
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Thank you Madam toastmaster,
Good evening fellow toastmasters! I am xxx, I am
a Chinese. Who isn't. Let me tell you a few stories when I first got here.
I was interviewed by a lady immigration officer when I entered this country
for the very first time. Needless to say, I was nervous. Switching from
Chinese
speaking mode to the English one was simply too hard to me. Instead of
saying Excuse me, I said Kiss me. Now it's her turn to be baffled! Anyhow,
she did kiss me! I will never forget my spec... 阅读全帖
s******7
发帖数: 366
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Lyrics
Take a step back, turn around
Look at the world that you've let down
My, my, such a disgrace
The damage is done you can't replace it
These are the things your mind will tell you
These are the things your heart will say
These are the things that leave you hopeless
These are the times you say
There is no way, no way, no way
But as long as you are breathing
You can start all over again
It your heart's beating
You can start all over again
Goodbye Sorrow, you can start all over again
Hello Tom... 阅读全帖
k****a
发帖数: 177
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来自主题: Love版 - bf精神出轨了
umm...I think you have made your decision to forgive him. The problem may be
that you still feel hurt, or feel unfair because he betrayed you regardless of your love. You cannot accept him again unless you have released such
feelings. If so, then you could do something to release them, like 精神折磨
mentioned above to "revenge" against him. It may also be a good way to let
him feel less guilty. What I believe is that, you two have to be sort of
standing at the same starting line again. Either guilty
d******7
发帖数: 242
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【 以下文字转载自 Whisper 讨论区 】
发信人: yorkmm (Umm), 信区: Whisper
标 题: Re: 暴笑视频!!倒鸭子!!!有人看过吗?! (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Dec 11 19:48:52 2011, 美东)
w****w
发帖数: 14828
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收到收到,我這個藥貓媽來了~~
首先,貓瘟是傳染病,家裡有幾隻貓?隔離沒有? indoor or outdoor?要記得對貓貓
用品消毒,斷絕病源。
其次,醫生是幫貓貓做了什麼檢查? 據我所知,貓瘟檢測好快,用貓瘟試紙半個鍾不
用就檢測出來。如果是positive,試紙上會出現兩條線。當年我家Ral就是有一深一淺
兩條線,貓瘟初期。
再次,以我家Ral的治療經驗來講。連續5~7天打抗生素,貓血清,具體是哪種抗生素
我忘記了,汗... 但至少抗生素和血清兩種必不可少,一個是殺死體內病毒,一個增
強自身免疫。 你說vet給貓貓吊針,具體是什麼針啊?我記得我家貓以往打抗生素都是
一針下去,吊針一般是鹽水或葡萄糖...
最後,當年vet鼓勵我家Ral吃喝。而臭貓雖然身體很弱(只有6bls的皮包骨,毛掉了大
半),但仍大吃大喝。 由Ral這幾年的經驗到其他貓貓case,貓狗肯吃飯就是有求生欲
,這對對抗病毒很有用。因為身體弱自然免疫力下降,難以負荷重藥。所以Ral雖然病
,但只要他能吃,就有希望。 因此,在一個星期的強藥和大吃大喝下,Ral居然迅速擺
脫貓瘟了。 umm,因為Ral送到醫院時還
w****w
发帖数: 14828
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来自主题: pets版 - 初小毕业照
好好學習,再接再厲啊, umm, 以後獎個大大的叉燒包,哈哈哈哈
w****w
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来自主题: pets版 - 感恩节吃鸭
ft again... 破狗是不是, umm, 難忘春夢啊...
w****w
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一種血液遺傳病,常見於地中海沿岸,所以才有這名字。 中國南部沿海也是多發區域
,北方人可能聽得少。 其實就是天生紅血球有缺陷,影響造血器官和造血功能,要吃
紅肉緩解一下骨髓肝髒的造血壓力。如果是重度病患,則需要輸血。
Umm, 所以本人的血沒有利用價值,blood donation從來不收我的血,汗。。。
w****w
发帖数: 14828
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来自主题: pets版 - 奔我的Bengal Cat
Umm, 所以你現在改走煽情路線...

的。
w****w
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大臉貓,而且RAL耳朵和身體其他部位一樣---圓。 umm, 這點和他老媽我最不相似了。
p***d
发帖数: 1595
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来自主题: pets版 - 為RALPH祈禱 (3/17 update)
說得RAL象是沙織一樣,我豈非嗚呼哀哉成了艾奧羅斯? umm,不會被雙子座同學追殺吧
;)
緣份,估計是我上輩子欠了他許多
p***d
发帖数: 1595
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来自主题: pets版 - (灌水)周六晚上讲故事~
umm, 明白明白,正符合了你現在的心境,LOL
p***d
发帖数: 1595
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来自主题: pets版 - 怎么能快速大笔赚包子?
Pls give me ur flickr ID, i'll add u as my fri :) umm, do u have picasa a/c
? I have more there
p***d
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来自主题: pets版 - 怎么能快速大笔赚包子?
umm, u may donate more baozi to poor ppl, such as me :)) give me 200, i
show u more pics. give me 500, i show u my whole web album!!
p***d
发帖数: 1595
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来自主题: pets版 - Hero Cat--捐血貓
umm, 24隻捐血貓,有3隻是B型,占1/8,這個比例已經遠高於B型在貓中的1-2%的比率
了。 假設B型的患病率和其他血型一樣,那麼B型捐血貓的抽血次數不會高於其他血型。
p***d
发帖数: 1595
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淚,不愧是我同門啊,我們一起沉~~`
話說我以前不時發一個夢,夢到自己沉到水底... 不知是不是受The Piano的影響,umm
, 還有The Big Blue
p***d
发帖数: 1595
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藥貓經有前天的update, umm, 等下發包子
p***d
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来自主题: pets版 - 笨爹被郁闷了
umm, i can read Benbenma's heart, lol
w****w
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来自主题: pets版 - 奔 * 春 * 虎
umm,我就當是你對昨日帖子的回覆啦,哈哈
BTW,其實後人偽作的那首相當romantic,就是漢化了一點,沒有藏人的直抒胸臆
w****w
发帖数: 14828
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来自主题: pets版 - 折耳猫是不是不人道啊?
umm, 印證了他的城建相片留給我的印象---和建築設計效果圖有幾分相似。他的光影轉
換和構圖線條尤讃,可見其素描根基相當好。 他的風景照就沒有街景建築相那麼出彩
了。
w****w
发帖数: 14828
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umm, LZ is not only a beauty but a great mother ah~~~
LOL
w****w
发帖数: 14828
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来自主题: pets版 - 大家给出出主意
其實呢,最終解決方法是:找個老公幫手! 樓主的上述難題全部迎刃而解啦,哈哈
umm,其實這也是本人的努力方向哈
w****w
发帖数: 14828
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LOL
值8萬的金龍魚應該已經頗大條了呀,貓能撈得起來嗎?再講魚缸也有頂蓋呀。 umm,難
道只是個調侃的joke?
w****w
发帖数: 14828
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来自主题: pets版 - 填词一首:如梦令~喜儿
umm, 薄悻一詞用得甚好, 哈哈哈哈
p***d
发帖数: 1595
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Umm, you are right, it's a typical butterfly from Amazon rainforest,LOL
w****w
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umm, 最好不要這樣做,有違法嫌疑,搞不好會被sue詐騙保險金...
p***d
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来自主题: pets版 - 小鹦鹉 06/29/2011 update
Thank you LZ!
umm, I will suggest to take a X-ray before you go ahead.
w****w
发帖数: 14828
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来自主题: pets版 - 小鹦鹉 06/29/2011 update
umm,小鸚鵡現在有傷在身,而且羽翼未豐,最好不要帶他出門,尤其去人多的地方。
萬一受到驚嚇,掉出來,或有碰撞,那個豆腐盒保護不到這麼小的生命。 需要定時喂
的話,就放office好了,但外出辦事,最好不要帶他出去了。小家伙現在的情況,靜養
為宜。
p***d
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looks abnormal...umm, you may post Reily's pic.to pet forumn in China, such
as luckycat, szcat, then seek for advice or any similar case there.
Bless Reily!!
w****w
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w****w
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来自主题: pets版 - 新猫报道 -- Sesame
LOL, 我還說你什麼時候轉性喜歡短毛了呢,原來如此啊。 怪不得貓貓拍照的pose是另一種風格,plato的風格,umm,是這個名字嗎?
z*****e
发帖数: 14786
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来自主题: pets版 - 新猫报道 -- Sesame
呵呵,还是你懂我啊~
领Sesame之前去带我去shelter看的时候,我一下子被旁边笼子里一只长毛吸引了。。

是另一種風格,plato的風格,umm,是這個名字嗎?
w****w
发帖数: 14828
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LOL, 你真是直白啊
umm, 我沒嫁人,但是太老了,真悲催~~
w****w
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Umm,心有餘,而力....
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