n*******r
发帖数: 21 | 1 Uhhh, 天使妈妈居然是中国红十字的分支... 偶又被愚弄了...5555 |
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j******w
发帖数: 4429 | 2 way to much...
he is a ex-leader of china, how can be censored .,uhhh..? |
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m********5
发帖数: 17667 | 3 Women fucked by machines? Hot wax? What is this 2001? That shit was like the
first stuff I ever saw on the internet. The pins being pushed into tits is
a bit much but for the most part that shit is like par for the course these
days. If Sen Luo is facing 3 years in prison then I should be fuckin locked
up for life. Half the shit I search for on youjizz would be admissible
evidence in a goddam murder case, let alone just some dude trying to find a
porno he’d like to watch. If there aren’t lesbian... 阅读全帖 |
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c****x
发帖数: 6601 | 4 公用马甲29发于 2018-04-08 19:26,
论坛: Chats&&华人闲话
标 题: 坦白后结果出乎意料
披马甲就是为了让大家使劲拍，使劲拍。。。拍醒为止。。。
Lz暗恋他多年，机缘巧合下对他坦白了。Lz从来没报任何希望，因为一直是单恋。可是
结果出乎意料，他居然感动了，主动拥抱了楼主并对楼主说：“如果以后允许的话，我
们可以发展看看。”楼主知道他有喜欢的女孩子，但他还是单身。他说，到那时候，如
果我还是单身的话，我们可以往那方向考虑。Lz说你不能等我一年吗？他说“不行我不
能给你承诺，因为我还有一个喜欢的女孩子。” Lz说：“你不喜欢我吗？”
他说：“我喜欢你，但我也喜欢别的女子。”楼主真的很希望他之后会单身，于是处于
焦虑当中。以前没有希望的时候也不焦虑，但他好像给了我希望。他和那个女孩子几个
月见一面，还是朋友关系，他很谨慎。
他是外国人，lz不明白他什么想法，这是把楼主当备胎吗？求拍醒。。。
yymm08 发于 2018-04-08 19:28, 论坛: Chats&&华人闲话
撤啊，不靠谱
beefcurtain751 发于 2018-04-08 19:28, 论坛... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 5 August 15, 2012
Just when you’ve figured Team Obama has quite possibly hit their lowest
point in campaigning and rhetoric, they trot out something else just to make
sure the bar still has a few rungs left.
This time, it was Old Man Biden again. You know, “Joe just being Joe.”
In Danville, Virginia, Tuesday, the audience, which was described as roughly
half black/half white, was treated to one of Old Man Biden’s campaign
barnstorm speeches.
And he didn’t disappoint!
John Kass from (of all papers... 阅读全帖 |
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C****t
发帖数: 3813 | 6 nurses in the usa are counted as middle classes. what thw fuck. they make
less than $100 k a year, how come they be considered middle? chinese nurses
are like whores, taking care of other people's shitting. uhhh |
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r**********m
发帖数: 37 | 7 大家去看看那里的留言吧。
https://www.facebook.com/DonaldTrump/posts/10157167679095725
Stephanie Marie As a transgender member of the LGBT I am proud to have you
as our next president of the United States!!!! The LGBT will love you Mr
Trump just like I do!!
Like · Reply · 8,829 · 6 hrs
View previous replies
Katy Connett
Katy Connett Thank you Stephanie...I am a midwestern, white, Christian,
conservative woman...and I would proudly stand shoulder to shoulder with you
!🇺🇸
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H***u
发帖数: 1091 | 8 >**Reporter:** Did the President direct anyone in the White House or on his
National Security team to try and find information or intelligence to back
up his assertion about wiretapping?
>**Spicer:** Uhhh.. [exhale].. I don’t… I’m not aware of anything
directly.. I’d have to look into that.. in terms of.. again there’s two
sides of this: One is the information side and Two is the Policy and the
activities and the legal piece of what happened and I don’t .. those are…
two buckets if you will.
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w*****g
发帖数: 4298 | 11 Well, Steve Jobs got fired from Apple before, so he must ask himself the
following questions:
How hard do I actually work? Do the people around ME read Hackernews
multiple times a day like i do? Do they go home at 9pm while i check out at
5? Do they sorta/kinda finish things, or do they nailthem? What about me? Am
I really in the right job? Am I doing what makes you happy? Am I a Red/
Yellow in a Blue job? Or a Blue in a Green job? Did I actively sell myself?
Sounds Funny? uhhh... |
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b**********5
发帖数: 7881 | 12 uhhh, i guess u are one of million chinese WSN who don't understand the word
"self deprecating" or "sarcasm", or satire..
and chinese WSNs have the balls to say that they have sense of humor...
sense of humor my fucking ass! if u call those 春节晚会上的傻逼小品为幽默的
话。。。 |
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b**********5
发帖数: 7881 | 13 uhhh, i guess u are one of million chinese WSN who don't understand the word
"self deprecating" or "sarcasm", or satire..
and chinese WSNs have the balls to say that they have sense of humor...
sense of humor my fucking ass! if u call those 春节晚会上的傻逼小品为幽默的
话。。。 |
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b**********5
发帖数: 7881 | 14 uhhh, instagram, whatsapp, occulus...
被FB买的公司， 都不错。。。 |
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p********a
发帖数: 6437 | 15 uhhh, really disgusting
raising a cat could be the solution, hoho
lucky i have a fierce one. |
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g*q
发帖数: 26623 | 16 Phoebe : Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh. Ugly Naked Guy is decorating his tree. Oh
my God, you should see the size of his Christmas Balls.
[Chandler and Joey enter.]
Joey : Hey.
Chandler : Hey.
Rachel : Hey.
Joey : Hey, how much did you guys tip the super this year?
Chandler : Yeah, we were gonna give fifty, but if you guys gave more, we don
’t wanna look bad.
Monica : Oh, actually this year we just made him homemade cookies.
Chandler : And twenty-five it is.
Joey : You gave him cookies?
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f*******w
发帖数: 13821 | 18 今天道听途说的
Looking at the label of my "lowfat yogurt".
Total Carbs: 45g
Sugar: 41g
Calories: 240
Fat Calories: 25
I told my health food freak friend and she's like "Uhhh duhhh no shit...
yogurt is the Big Joke on Americans who think they are being healthy." |
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i**y
发帖数: 1170 | 19 I agree it is not a bottom, but....
如果明天就反弹，那今天肯定不是底
also 如果明天继续跌, 那今天也肯定不是底 uhhh... |
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b**********5
发帖数: 7881 | 20 uhhh。。。 我的portfolio里是fcx和cvx。。。 |
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s*******e
发帖数: 15758 | 21 uhhh....not pretty enough for mathmath. |
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s*******e
发帖数: 15758 | 23 uhhh～～谁妈？
哎，不就说你年纪小吗？承认一下会死吗？又没说你其他地方小 |
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s*******e
发帖数: 15758 | 25 uhhh~~~~~不是生死赛了吗今天？
那就算我说的是决赛吧 |
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y*******g
发帖数: 3677 | 28 uhhh....有道理，我上来直接嚼了一包榨菜。 |
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b**********2
发帖数: 1923 | 31 uhhh... where are u from??!
if ur parents visit, where are ur parents from??
and how's it different from bitches on the fashion board showing off their
pics taken in the tiny public fitting room??! |
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b**********2
发帖数: 1923 | 32 uhhh do u think u can eat him with his mom by his side? |
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n********0
发帖数: 815 | 33 uhhh, i've seen her many pictures... |
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n********0
发帖数: 815 | 34 uhhh, how about kwanza??! |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 35 i think girls who uses fuck words would prefer angelina
and girls who are all, uhhh, i dont know, dont use fuck words, would prefer
jennifer |
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n********0
发帖数: 815 | 36 uhhh, what happened to the good old fashioned phone sex? |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 37 uhhh.. ppl in seattle make at least 200k ba, with easy and relaxed lifestyle
... |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 38 uhhh... whether my asshole smells nice or not? |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 39 难道他女儿不是因为老爸这样才变les的...
uhhh, no!!! his daughter could perfectly turned out to be a heterosexual
with serious daddy issues who seeks older men...
stop thinking hetero/homosexuals are because someone's upbringing |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 40 uhhh what do u expect when the board mod is mei2 guo3... |
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b**********5
发帖数: 7881 | 41 uhhh, english gramma much??
they are going to provide, it's a future tense... means in the future, china
will have a great environment for the youth... right now, china may not
have a great environment for the youth.
this does not contract with him sending his daughter to harvard couple years
ago, or even right now.
it's not like he said "china had or is having a great environment for the
youth..."
all
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b**********5
发帖数: 7881 | 42 uhhh, u never had a bonus before? |
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b**********5
发帖数: 7881 | 43 uhhh, yeah, NYC is so bad everybody wants to buy condos in NYC at full
asking in cash... |
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d*******7
发帖数: 550 | 45 uhhh，这个xmjdh的台词应该是我的吧。。。。地瓜mm能给点建议吗？怎么让肌肉拉长
啊？多谢多谢！ |
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B*****e
发帖数: 9375 | 46 I once read a joke that distinguished "anxiety" and "panic" as
"Anxiety is when, for the 2nd time, you can't do it for the 1st time;
Panic is when, for the 1st time, you can't do it for the 2nd time."
Uhhh, the halcyon college days. |
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c*******i
发帖数: 637 | 47 uhhh, i hate this song with a passion. so sad. |
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d*******s
发帖数: 15155 | 49 Uhhh, this English thing reduced my expression by large.
PS, I was banned by made a survey on whether we should ban FJ, then I was
banned as well. Good Job! |
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r***l
发帖数: 9084 | 50 Beebe: “Nebraska and Missouri, you must tell us your intentions by Friday
… or else.”
Nebraska and Missouri: “Uh, no.”
Beebe: “Okay, um, uhhh, please?”
Nebraska and Missouri: “Fine, we’re staying.”
Beebe: “You’re lying.” |
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