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w*******y
发帖数: 60932
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来自主题: _DealGroup版 - 【$】36 Stink Bombs - $7.99 FS
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STINK UP A STORM!
I remember back when I was in high school, this kid would always break a few
of these stink bombs near the Principal's Office on Fridays. Miss those... 阅读全帖
l****z
发帖数: 29846
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Predictable: Low-flow toilets cause a stink in San Francisco
from theblogprof by n*****[email protected] (The blogprof)
Just another of the many stories from liberal la-la land where feelings
trump science, logic and reason. From the San Francisco Chronicle via
memeorandum: Low-flow toilets cause a stink in SF
San Francisco's big push for low-flow toilets has turned into a
multimillion-dollar plumbing stink.
Skimping on toilet water has resulted in more sludge backing up inside
the sewer pip... 阅读全帖
a*****g
发帖数: 19398
3
来自主题: NextGeneration版 - 长篇文章:Why Do Americans Stink at Math?
长篇文章:Why Do Americans Stink at Math?
When Akihiko Takahashi was a junior in college in 1978, he was like most of
the other students at his university in suburban Tokyo. He had a vague sense
of wanting to accomplish something but no clue what that something should b
e. But that spring he met a man who would become his mentor, and this relati
onship set the course of his entire career.
Takeshi Matsuyama was an elementary-school teacher, but like a small number
of instructors in Japan, he taught no... 阅读全帖
a*****g
发帖数: 19398
4
长篇文章:Why Do Americans Stink at Math?
When Akihiko Takahashi was a junior in college in 1978, he was like most of
the other students at his university in suburban Tokyo. He had a vague sense
of wanting to accomplish something but no clue what that something should b
e. But that spring he met a man who would become his mentor, and this relati
onship set the course of his entire career.
Takeshi Matsuyama was an elementary-school teacher, but like a small number
of instructors in Japan, he taught no... 阅读全帖
a*****g
发帖数: 19398
5
长篇文章:Why Do Americans Stink at Math?
When Akihiko Takahashi was a junior in college in 1978, he was like most of
the other students at his university in suburban Tokyo. He had a vague sense
of wanting to accomplish something but no clue what that something should b
e. But that spring he met a man who would become his mentor, and this relati
onship set the course of his entire career.
Takeshi Matsuyama was an elementary-school teacher, but like a small number
of instructors in Japan, he taught no... 阅读全帖
a*****g
发帖数: 19398
6
长篇文章:Why Do Americans Stink at Math?
When Akihiko Takahashi was a junior in college in 1978, he was like most of
the other students at his university in suburban Tokyo. He had a vague sense
of wanting to accomplish something but no clue what that something should b
e. But that spring he met a man who would become his mentor, and this relati
onship set the course of his entire career.
Takeshi Matsuyama was an elementary-school teacher, but like a small number
of instructors in Japan, he taught no... 阅读全帖
w*******y
发帖数: 60932
7
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Link:
http://www.hahaprank.com/stink-bombs-36.html
c***m
发帖数: 18
8
来自主题: Living版 - 怎么除掉stink bugs?
家里老有stink bugs飞进来,好烦哪! 请大家支招怎么赶走它们?
多谢!
c***m
发帖数: 18
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来自主题: Living版 - 怎么除掉stink bugs?
喷外面还是家里也要喷?能对付stink bugs吗?
谢谢!
a***s
发帖数: 1084
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http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/lanow/2012/09/foul-stink-likely
Authorities said the foul smell reported by thousands of Southern California
residents from Palm Springs to Ventura County was mostly likely caused by a
fish die-off at the Salton Sea combined with strong winds overnight that
pushed the smell into the Los Angeles area.
Officials investigating stressed that they have not determined an official
cause — and added they've never heard of the Salton Sea die-off smell
spreading so far. But... 阅读全帖
f*n
发帖数: 1019
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来自主题: NCAA版 - Judge: Duke football indeed stinks
http://sports.yahoo.com/ncaaf/rumors/post/Judge-Duke-football-stinks;_ylt=ApR2Jj4RukaxTH.A.51f7v0azJV4?urn=ncaaf,89496
For once, Duke was so bad on the football field that it won.
The News & Observer reported that the school avoided paying the University
of Louisville $450,000 for opting out of three football games. Duke lawyers
essentially had argued that the Blue Devils were so bad any Division I team
could have replaced them on the Cardinals' schedule.
Louisville's breach of contract suit, fi
r**i
发帖数: 2328
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来自主题: Jiangnan版 - WC stinks
自世界杯中国打败后,我第一次在实验室露面。被两不怀好意的外国师兄问到对WC的感想
如何?我说those guys are stupid. We paid them so much. they all stink. 然后找
了中国女足来撑撑门面,总算搪塞过去。真是没面子啊。
早上老爸电话过来把中国队员臭骂一顿。说他上班还偷偷摸摸看,结果踢的太臭脚,浪费
他好多激情。我这几天赶论文没看实况,因祸得福,不然绝对被气死。
f****g
发帖数: 23666
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来自主题: _ChenChuSheng版 - stink bug猖獗啊,咋整
google stink bug你就可以看到大量图片了
平时其实不臭,但你要把它捏死压死,他的体液奇臭无比。。
w*******y
发帖数: 60932
b*****h
发帖数: 3386
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来自主题: _stockbash版 - Re: 这个版stinks (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 pennystock 俱乐部 】
发信人: badfish (badfish), 信区: pennystock
标 题: Re: 这个版stinks (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Sep 1 22:07:10 2009, 美东)
有阴阳怪气跳大神的,
有大批青蛙爱盲跟的,
有“大牛”爱享受青蛙拍马屁的,
有尖酸刻薄人爱巴西的,
有煞笔爱BSO账号的,
有神人神神叨叨从不公开自己的所谓破“系统”却爱臭翩之的。
你们继续补充。
b*****h
发帖数: 3386
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来自主题: _stockbash版 - Re: 这个版stinks (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 pennystock 俱乐部 】
发信人: badfish (badfish), 信区: pennystock
标 题: Re: 这个版stinks (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Sep 1 22:11:31 2009, 美东)
还有,涨跌5%都不到,就标题党“暴了”的。没出息劲,真TMD没见过世面。
B******1
发帖数: 9094
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来自主题: NewYork版 - 我拒绝了老板的求婚
typo in the following sentences:
When I ask her for help, she give me stink eye.
When I come in late, she give me stink eye.
Either:
When I asked her for help, she gave me stink eye.
When I came in late, she gave me stink eye.
Or:
When I ask her for help, she gives me stink eye.
When I come in late, she gives me stink eye.
s******0
发帖数: 78
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来自主题: SanFrancisco版 - 求圣诞弯区附近驾车游建议~~

发信人: berg2007 (berg), 信区: SanFrancisco
标 题: 台胞着的,写的不错,谁有兴趣组织一一遍历? (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Oct 31 14:19:31 2010, 美东)
11. San Francisco
San Francisco旧金山最早由西班牙人建立,快速成长于十九世纪中的淘金热中,二十
世纪初的大地震曾经对这个城市造成毁灭性的打击,后来又迅速复甦,是美国西岸最有
文化历史,被誉为世界最美丽城市之一。Skyline城市地平线是举世闻名景色。旧金山
也是被认为是最有欧洲风味的美国城市,彷彿与外界隔绝般,在山与海的环抱下,金门
大桥与环美金字塔耸立着,叮当车行驶在丘陵起伏的地面,维多利亚式房屋和中国城形
成最主要特征。
矗立在海湾的橘色Golden Gate Bridge金门大桥,背景一面是完全的山,而另一面是高
耸的城市,那样完美镶合一起,当从城市内丘陵起伏的地形,往海边俯冲而下时,忍不
住让人赞叹不已。这样一个美丽的城市,拥有独特地标建筑,半岛地形三面环海,海外
又有山,是美国最适合无车自助旅行的几个城市之一。不... 阅读全帖
H********g
发帖数: 43926
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来自主题: Joke版 - 美国的厕所文学 (转载)
韵文系列:
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 1 =----------------------------------
----
Some people come to sit and think.
Others come to shit and stink.
I come here to rest my balls and
Read the words upon the walls.
-= bathroom rhymes and graffiti =-= 2 =----------------------------------
----
Here I lie in stinky vapor,
Because some bastard stole the toilet paper,
Shall I lie, or shall I linger,
Or shall I be forced to use my finger.
Here I sit in the misty vapor.
Someone stole the toilet ... 阅读全帖
S*******l
发帖数: 4637
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Like stink这里是指太过用力,拼尽全力。是说中国运动员太早发全力,所以坚持不下
来熄火了。
like stink
phrase of stink
1.
Britishinformal
extremely hard or intensely.
"she's working like stink to get everything ready"

是"
k****x
发帖数: 265
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loop several times:
Did not return the brothers to buy food. Do not have a car to return, and a
loud fart.
How to respond?
A. A complete non-seriously, do not mind
Two. Return joke "does not sound cocky, loud fart does not stink." To take a
deep breath "really fragrant
3. The hearts of coursing, Province, a sum of money to buy perfume
4. Windows open for ventilation, and immediately
5 Bumbling innocent and heat, air conditioning is not to force. It is easy
to open windows
6. Shouted: "bitch, rol... 阅读全帖
i*****s
发帖数: 15215
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arita (in woundedland) 于 (Tue Sep 25 12:55:19 2012, 美东) 提到:
原始贴名叫:看李冰冰的贴养成了“坏”毛病。后来扩展为蜘蛛日记的续集,最后定名
为“和李大师一起跟踪蜘蛛【第二季】”。
看第一季,请参见“【图片记录】跟踪蜘蛛30天”。
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/Animals/22697.html
==============================================
发信人: arita (in woundedland), 信区: Animals
标 题: 看李冰冰的贴养成了“坏”毛病
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Sep 25 12:55:19 2012, 美东)
怎么办,30天被惯出了个“坏”毛病。就是每天有事没事都要看看,看到了更新和图片
就踏实了。今天还是习惯性地看,但是再没有更新了,心里空落落的。李冰冰,你家里
的闭合食物链上还有别的生物吧!赶紧。
注:这个帖子既... 阅读全帖
i*****s
发帖数: 15215
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arita (in woundedland) 于 (Tue Dec 25 20:06:16 2012, 美东) 提到:
其实对圣诞节一直就没有什么感觉。感恩节过后,到处的圣诞装饰和圣诞歌曲让人感到
节日将近,可自己也没有啥兴趣买棵圣诞树来布置布置。
昨天平安夜,该吃吃、该喝喝,自然还是习惯性地上网看看最喜欢的动物园版,居然遇
到了ellieo、冰总和yuzu,大家有一搭没一搭地灌水聊天儿,还挺开心的。快到夜里十
二点的时候,大家互相祝福,那一刻我倒真感受到了节日的气氛。
今天圣诞节,我出去蹓跶来的、爬山。我现在身体素质挺差的,走不了多久就感觉累,
好在全程不长,呼哧带喘地还是走了下来。山里空气很好,有潺潺流水和清脆鸟鸣声,
也令人心情舒畅。这段山路有上坡下坡,对我来说既有些难度又可以达到目的,是很好
的一段选择。感谢hwh提供的信息。
啊,我过了一个多么愉快而有意义的圣诞节!(2012/12/29 注:odete网友夸我介篇像
小学生作文,呵呵,然后介最后一句是经李老师点播才加上的。)
照片不好看... 阅读全帖
s*******e
发帖数: 264
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来自主题: _DC版 - sting bugs
是同一科(蝽科)不同属的两种。
你说的那种城里常见的大个的 --
中文名: 麻皮蝽,黃斑蝽
英文名: yellow-spotted stink bug
学名: Erthesina fullo
现在跑到这里为害的 --
中文名: 茶翅蝽
英文名: brown marmorated stink bug, yellow-brown stink bug, East Asian stink
bug
学名: Halyomorpha halys
北京统称: 臭大姐, 呵呵。
d******a
发帖数: 32122
25
【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: CMNIU (阿牛), 信区: Military
标 题: 坑王不朽之名著:我代表人民处决你!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Feb 19 23:27:58 2012, 美东)
######## 2010/2/3 ########
发信人: StephenKing (88), 信区: Family
标 题: 今天陪老板去作孕检 结果出事了!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Feb 3 00:50:24 2010, 美东)
今天老板让我陪她去医院作孕检 医院还蛮远的 高速要开三四十迈
去的时候还好 孕检也蛮顺利的 回来的时候出事了
为了做一项血检 老板在医院喝了不少水
因为下午有seminar 老板没来得及上厕所 我们就往回开了
路上老板表情异样 我想是估计是要pee 就直接问了 老板的脸刷的就红了
我赶紧开了GPS找厕所 最近的还有20几迈
只好找了一个僻静的路边 我停下来 打了双闪
老板下车去路边林子解决问题了
万万没想到 一部警车pass by 以为我们车坏了好心 停下来问
我傻乎乎地说车没事 就是方便... 阅读全帖
w***h
发帖数: 3343
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http://www.ucsdguardian.org/news/chem-prof.apologizes-for-websi
在那个投票网站上。大家必须团结起来,不板倒这个白教授,我们真对不起这个共匪帽子。
可笑的是,他们还把我们这个论坛污蔑为纳粹性质的论坛。
Matt says:
May 26, 2011 at 9:20 pm
I was told by my co-worker that thousands of Chinese students and scholars
were co-ordinated by a Chinese-
consulate-controlled online bulletin board to harass the poor chemistry
professor, hoping to
force the school to fire the poor guy.
I am extremely upset about the fact that foreign agency trying to exert
influence in our socie... 阅读全帖
b*****8
发帖数: 201
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http://www.ucsdguardian.org/news/chem-prof.apologizes-for-websi
在那个投票网站上。大家必须团结起来,不板倒这个白教授,我们真对不起这个共匪帽
子。
可笑的是,他们还把我们这个论坛污蔑为纳粹性质的论坛。
Matt says:
May 26, 2011 at 9:20 pm
I was told by my co-worker that thousands of Chinese students and scholars
were co-ordinated by a Chinese-
consulate-controlled online bulletin board to harass the poor chemistry
professor, hoping to
force the school to fire the poor guy.
I am extremely upset about the fact that foreign agency trying to exert
influence in our ... 阅读全帖
C***U
发帖数: 6529
28
######## 2010/2/3 ########
发信人: StephenKing (88), 信区: Family
标 题: 今天陪老板去作孕检 结果出事了!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Feb 3 00:50:24 2010, 美东)
今天老板让我陪她去医院作孕检 医院还蛮远的 高速要开三四十迈
去的时候还好 孕检也蛮顺利的 回来的时候出事了
为了做一项血检 老板在医院喝了不少水
因为下午有seminar 老板没来得及上厕所 我们就往回开了
路上老板表情异样 我想是估计是要pee 就直接问了 老板的脸刷的就红了
我赶紧开了GPS找厕所 最近的还有20几迈
只好找了一个僻静的路边 我停下来 打了双闪
老板下车去路边林子解决问题了
万万没想到 一部警车pass by 以为我们车坏了好心 停下来问
我傻乎乎地说车没事 就是方便一哈
胖警察一个箭步就冲进林子 把老板拎出来了
还上了手铐!!!!!
胖警察说public urinating要罚五百块 外加一天jail time。
老板被拎上了警车后座
上车前幽怨地望了我一眼 -- 也可能是恶毒地。。。
我因为下午有semina... 阅读全帖
d******a
发帖数: 32122
29
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CMNIU (阿牛) 于 (Sun Feb 19 23:27:58 2012, 美东) 提到:
######## 2010/2/3 ########
发信人: StephenKing (88), 信区: Family
标 题: 今天陪老板去作孕检 结果出事了!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Feb 3 00:50:24 2010, 美东)
今天老板让我陪她去医院作孕检 医院还蛮远的 高速要开三四十迈
去的时候还好 孕检也蛮顺利的 回来的时候出事了
为了做一项血检 老板在医院喝了不少水
因为下午有seminar 老板没来得及上厕所 我们就往回开了
路上老板表情异样 我想是估计是要pee 就直接问了 老板的脸刷的就红了
我赶紧开了GPS找厕所 最近的还有20几迈
只好找了一个僻静的路边 我停下来 打了双闪
老板下车去路边林子解决问题了
万万没想到 一部警车pass by 以为我们车坏了好心 停下来问
我傻乎乎地说车没事 就是方便一哈
胖警察一个箭步就冲进林子 把老板拎出来了
还上了手铐!!!... 阅读全帖
T**********e
发帖数: 29576
30
来自主题: Military版 - 格蕾丝高离婚后和白人拍拖

######## 2010/2/3 ########
发信人: StephenKing (88), 信区: Family
标 题: 今天陪老板去作孕检 结果出事了!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Feb 3 00:50:24 2010, 美东)
今天老板让我陪她去医院作孕检 医院还蛮远的 高速要开三四十迈
去的时候还好 孕检也蛮顺利的 回来的时候出事了
为了做一项血检 老板在医院喝了不少水
因为下午有seminar 老板没来得及上厕所 我们就往回开了
路上老板表情异样 我想是估计是要pee 就直接问了 老板的脸刷的就红了
我赶紧开了GPS找厕所 最近的还有20几迈
只好找了一个僻静的路边 我停下来 打了双闪
老板下车去路边林子解决问题了
万万没想到 一部警车pass by 以为我们车坏了好心 停下来问
我傻乎乎地说车没事 就是方便一哈
胖警察一个箭步就冲进林子 把老板拎出来了
还上了手铐!!!!!
胖警察说public urinating要罚五百块 外加一天jail time。
老板被拎上了警车后座
上车前幽怨地望了我一眼 -- 也可能是恶毒地。。。
我因为下午有semin... 阅读全帖
P**5
发帖数: 3422
31
######## 2010/2/3 ########
发信人: StephenKing (88), 信区: Family
标 题: 今天陪老板去作孕检 结果出事了!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Feb 3 00:50:24 2010, 美东)
今天老板让我陪她去医院作孕检 医院还蛮远的 高速要开三四十迈
去的时候还好 孕检也蛮顺利的 回来的时候出事了
为了做一项血检 老板在医院喝了不少水
因为下午有seminar 老板没来得及上厕所 我们就往回开了
路上老板表情异样 我想是估计是要pee 就直接问了 老板的脸刷的就红了
我赶紧开了GPS找厕所 最近的还有20几迈
只好找了一个僻静的路边 我停下来 打了双闪
老板下车去路边林子解决问题了
万万没想到 一部警车pass by 以为我们车坏了好心 停下来问
我傻乎乎地说车没事 就是方便一哈
胖警察一个箭步就冲进林子 把老板拎出来了
还上了手铐!!!!!
胖警察说public urinating要罚五百块 外加一天jail time。
老板被拎上了警车后座
上车前幽怨地望了我一眼 -- 也可能是恶毒地。。。
我因为下午有semina... 阅读全帖
H******7
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For nearly 15 years, a treatment plant in Eastvale went nearly unnoticed as
it performed one of the dirtiest and most vital jobs in the city: collecting
and treating the sewage for Eastvale’s estimated 56,000 residents.
“This plant was the wastewater solution for the development of Eastvale,”
said Jeffrey Sims, deputy general manager of the Western Municipal Water
District.
Now, the residential growth made possible by the plant has triggered a
lawsuit from home builder Meritage Homes of Californ... 阅读全帖
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【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: CMNIU (阿牛), 信区: Military
标 题: 坑王不朽之名著:我代表人民处决你!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Feb 19 23:27:58 2012, 美东)
######## 2010/2/3 ########
发信人: StephenKing (88), 信区: Family
标 题: 今天陪老板去作孕检 结果出事了!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Feb 3 00:50:24 2010, 美东)
今天老板让我陪她去医院作孕检 医院还蛮远的 高速要开三四十迈
去的时候还好 孕检也蛮顺利的 回来的时候出事了
为了做一项血检 老板在医院喝了不少水
因为下午有seminar 老板没来得及上厕所 我们就往回开了
路上老板表情异样 我想是估计是要pee 就直接问了 老板的脸刷的就红了
我赶紧开了GPS找厕所 最近的还有20几迈
只好找了一个僻静的路边 我停下来 打了双闪
老板下车去路边林子解决问题了
万万没想到 一部警车pass by 以为我们车坏了好心 停下来问
我傻乎乎地说车没事 就是方便... 阅读全帖
c**********g
发帖数: 1607
34
【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: CMNIU (阿牛), 信区: Military
标 题: 坑王不朽之名著:我代表人民处决你!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Feb 19 23:27:58 2012, 美东)
######## 2010/2/3 ########
发信人: StephenKing (88), 信区: Family
标 题: 今天陪老板去作孕检 结果出事了!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Feb 3 00:50:24 2010, 美东)
今天老板让我陪她去医院作孕检 医院还蛮远的 高速要开三四十迈
去的时候还好 孕检也蛮顺利的 回来的时候出事了
为了做一项血检 老板在医院喝了不少水
因为下午有seminar 老板没来得及上厕所 我们就往回开了
路上老板表情异样 我想是估计是要pee 就直接问了 老板的脸刷的就红了
我赶紧开了GPS找厕所 最近的还有20几迈
只好找了一个僻静的路边 我停下来 打了双闪
老板下车去路边林子解决问题了
万万没想到 一部警车pass by 以为我们车坏了好心 停下来问
我傻乎乎地说车没事 就是方便... 阅读全帖
T********e
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35
来自主题: NewYork版 - the chinese dude sitting next to me
Is it stink stink or pussy stink?
s****n
发帖数: 332
36
贴一个我写的email sample:
copy楼主的全部email address,一个email中全部发给他们(免得这些人互相踢球,说
没有及时收到什么的)。email里面就是表达对这strong stink是否会对public healty
有threaten的concern,要求在完全,彻底的检测之前,hold住对landfill permit。
Dear City of San Jose and State officers,
My name is xxx, an City of xxx resident and registered
voter. I am writing to request you "Stop the Newby landfill New
Permit".
Being 9 miles from the Newby landfill, my family and I have smell the
strong stink for more than 5 times in the past few months! The stink
is so strong... 阅读全帖
s****n
发帖数: 332
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agree。 为表示支持,贴一个我刚发出去的email sample
copy Chinafly 帖子1楼的的全部email address,一个email中全部发给这些officers
(让他们可以互相看到谁都收到了,免得这些人互相踢球,说没有及时收到什么的)。
email里面就是表达对这strong stink是否会对public healthy 有威胁。要求在完全,
彻底的检测之前,hold住对landfill permit。
Dear City of San Jose and State officers,
My name is xxx, an City of xxx resident and registered
voter. I am writing to request you "Stop the Newby landfill New
Permit".
Being 9 miles from the Newby landfill, my family and I have smell the
strong stink for more than 5 times in the... 阅读全帖
w*********o
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来自主题: SanFrancisco版 - Mipitas/Sanjose 垃圾场臭气问题
For sure my home smells better than yours, considering the smell from your
mouth would stink up any space it comes by and you can only vent like that
in a virtual space to hide that smell.
Fortunately, people with a mouth like yours usually only can self Fxxx, so
maybe no chance of stink up others or produce any more stinking mouths.
n*********a
发帖数: 1956
39
来自主题: CouchPotato版 - [转] Cosmo Kramer Quotes (from Seinfeld)
Cosmo Kramer is a character on the American television sitcom Seinfeld (1989
–1998), played by Michael Richards. Kramer is the "wacky neighbor" of main
character Jerry Seinfeld. He lives at 129 West 81st Street, New York City,
Apartment 5B. Of the series' four central characters, only Kramer has no
visible means of support; what few jobs he holds seem to be nothing more
than larks. Here are some of the funniest things he has ever said:
"Giddyup"
"I'm useless Jerry!"
"Yoyoma"
"Wrong Mujumbo"
"I'm... 阅读全帖
w**********5
发帖数: 1741
40
今天老板让我陪她去医院作孕检 医院还蛮远的 高速要开三四十迈
去的时候还好 孕检也蛮顺利的 回来的时候出事了
为了做一项血检 老板在医院喝了不少水
因为下午有seminar 老板没来得及上厕所 我们就往回开了
路上老板表情异样 我想是估计是要pee 就直接问了 老板的脸刷的就红了
我赶紧开了GPS找厕所 最近的还有20几迈
只好找了一个僻静的路边 我停下来 打了双闪
老板下车去路边林子解决问题了
万万没想到 一部警车pass by 以为我们车坏了好心 停下来问
我傻乎乎地说车没事 就是方便一哈
胖警察一个箭步就冲进林子 把老板拎出来了
还上了手铐!!!!!
胖警察说public urinating要罚五百块 外加一天jail time。
老板被拎上了警车后座
上车前幽怨地望了我一眼 -- 也可能是恶毒地。。。
我因为下午有seminar 只好先自己开车回学校了。
也不知道老板现在怎么样了
出来了没有。。。
######## 2010/2/4 ########
发信人: StephenKing (88), 信区: Family
标 题: 老板放出来了。。。
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 ... 阅读全帖
g********0
发帖数: 6201
41
发信人: CMNIU (阿牛), 信区: Military
标 题: 坑王不朽之名著:我代表人民处决你!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Feb 19 23:27:58 2012, 美东)
######## 2010/2/3 ########
发信人: StephenKing (88), 信区: Family
标 题: 今天陪老板去作孕检 结果出事了!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Feb 3 00:50:24 2010, 美东)
今天老板让我陪她去医院作孕检 医院还蛮远的 高速要开三四十迈
去的时候还好 孕检也蛮顺利的 回来的时候出事了
为了做一项血检 老板在医院喝了不少水
因为下午有seminar 老板没来得及上厕所 我们就往回开了
路上老板表情异样 我想是估计是要pee 就直接问了 老板的脸刷的就红了
我赶紧开了GPS找厕所 最近的还有20几迈
只好找了一个僻静的路边 我停下来 打了双闪
老板下车去路边林子解决问题了
万万没想到 一部警车pass by 以为我们车坏了好心 停下来问
我傻乎乎地说车没事 就是方便一哈
胖警察一个箭步就冲进林子 把老板拎出来了
还... 阅读全帖
g********0
发帖数: 6201
42
发信人: CMNIU (阿牛), 信区: Military
标 题: 坑王不朽之名著:我代表人民处决你!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Feb 19 23:27:58 2012, 美东)
######## 2010/2/3 ########
发信人: StephenKing (88), 信区: Family
标 题: 今天陪老板去作孕检 结果出事了!
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Feb 3 00:50:24 2010, 美东)
今天老板让我陪她去医院作孕检 医院还蛮远的 高速要开三四十迈
去的时候还好 孕检也蛮顺利的 回来的时候出事了
为了做一项血检 老板在医院喝了不少水
因为下午有seminar 老板没来得及上厕所 我们就往回开了
路上老板表情异样 我想是估计是要pee 就直接问了 老板的脸刷的就红了
我赶紧开了GPS找厕所 最近的还有20几迈
只好找了一个僻静的路边 我停下来 打了双闪
老板下车去路边林子解决问题了
万万没想到 一部警车pass by 以为我们车坏了好心 停下来问
我傻乎乎地说车没事 就是方便一哈
胖警察一个箭步就冲进林子 把老板拎出来了
还... 阅读全帖
l**********1
发帖数: 5204
43
(老印不懂中文,我代他发的)
我是一个老印。我们实验室是个中女PI
标 题: 今天陪老板去作孕检 结果出事了!
今天老板让我陪她去医院作孕检 医院还蛮远的 高速要开三四十迈
去的时候还好 孕检也蛮顺利的 回来的时候出事了
为了做一项血检 老板在医院喝了不少水
因为下午有seminar 老板没来得及上厕所 我们就往回开了
路上老板表情异样 我想是估计是要pee 就直接问了 老板的脸刷的就红了
我赶紧开了GPS找厕所 最近的还有20几迈
只好找了一个僻静的路边 我停下来 打了双闪
老板下车去路边林子解决问题了
万万没想到 一部警车pass by 以为我们车坏了好心 停下来问
我傻乎乎地说车没事 就是方便一哈
胖警察一个箭步就冲进林子 把老板拎出来了
还上了手铐!!!!!
胖警察说public urinating要罚五百块 外加一天jail time。
老板被拎上了警车后座
上车前幽怨地望了我一眼 -- 也可能是恶毒地。。。
我因为下午有seminar 只好先自己开车回学校了。
也不知道老板现在怎么样了
出来了没有。。。
#####
标 题: 老板放出来了。。。
我昨晚睡的还挺香的。。。
一... 阅读全帖
w*********o
发帖数: 3030
44
"wuyueliuhuo也一直反对版务,又被版务封过几次?"
Ha, just noticed that. Really have no interest to read the stinky feet
binders from your lot. Usually, the longer it is, the stinker it is. The
problem is, always the same stink as those from that "Blackholes"
Look at yourself in the mirror again and again, maybe you will notice how
long your face is, for a slim chance. I don't get banned because I haven't
been to that US stink house for a long time.
The difference between US News toilet and the Military board is, ... 阅读全帖
I***i
发帖数: 14557
45
或者这个
http://www.flickr.com/photos/marboed/4771883832/
Red Stink Bug
Pentatomoidea is a superfamily of insects in the Heteroptera suborder of the
Hemiptera order and, as such, share a common arrangement of sucking
mouthparts.[1] They are commonly referred to as shield bugs or stink bugs.
Shield bugs have glands in their thorax between the first and second pair of
legs which produce a foul smelling liquid. This liquid is used defensively
to deter potential predators and is sometimes released when ... 阅读全帖
c*********d
发帖数: 9770
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来自主题: History版 - -Where the East and the West meet
By Ishaan Tharoor April 28, 2015
There's no place on Earth where East and West, cardinal directions, don't
meet.
But, over the centuries, East and West — particularly the East in the minds
of people in the West — have become terms loaded with cultural freight.
For a long time in the European imagination, the divide between these
spheres centered on where Christendom ended and the lands of Islam began.
The history of colonialism both reinforced and reconfigured these divides.
The map below is Wor... 阅读全帖
v****d
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The fact is that the chinese have been filled with the stink of money under
this kind of guidance.
And they even want it worse.
Then, you can not talk LOVE with most of the chinese when their soul are
filled with the stink of money.
a**t
发帖数: 3833
48
W. T. F.. …Go hang out with you stinking raw fish eating Jap ancestors, or
just put on your wood high heels and dance around or masturbate. U bastard
japs, get out this bbs n go get voa. I just step a stinking bug. Yuk.

did
I********l
发帖数: 8702
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强:my wife, what do we eat tonight?
强妻:husband and wife's lungs.
强:how about some stink toufu?
强妻:Stink toufu tastes good but smells like shit!
t**e
发帖数: 1805
50
来自主题: Military版 - 与大家分享: 看老美怎么损人的
网上讨论去关岛等岛屿旅游, 不知为何有人扯到亚特兰大就是外国,因为在物而马
印度人特多,臭味隔几条走道都可以闻到。自己看吧:
http://travel.yahoo.com/ideas/five-exotic-places-you-can-go-wit
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The Golfer • 3 hours ago Report Abuse
I lived in Atlanta for a year........foreign place for sure....walmart was
always packed with people from India and you can smell them 2 isles over!!!!
....
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