l*t
发帖数: 10829 | 1 看了风河鸡神的小鸡生蛋故事里,提到以前农村里有打算自己家孵小鸡而没有公鸡的，
就到邻居家去借公鸡的事,让俺想起这则故事...
<><> Kenny, The Rooster <><>
This farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he
goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster that he
would sell. The other farmer says, "Yep, I've got this great rooster, named
Kenny. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem."
Well, Kenny the rooster costs $3,000, a lot of money, but the farmer decides
he'd be worth it. So, he buys Kenny. The farmer... 阅读全帖 |
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c*****r
发帖数: 2608 | 2 最后一句看没明白，望指点
看了风河鸡神的小鸡生蛋故事里,提到以前农村里有打算自己家孵小鸡而没有公鸡的，
就到邻居家去借公鸡的事,让俺想起这则故事...
<><> Kenny, The Rooster <><>
This farmer has about 500 hens, but no rooster, and he wants chicks. So, he
goes down the road to the next farmer and asks if he has a rooster that he
would sell. The other farmer says, "Yep, I've got this great rooster, named
Kenny. He'll service every chicken you got, no problem."
Well, Kenny the rooster costs $3,000, a lot of money, but the farmer decides
he'd be worth it. So, he buys Ken... 阅读全帖 |
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l**i
发帖数: 8245 | 3 好像是swaddle, swing, shhhh, suck，还有啥来着，记不太清了。
不过你这些也用不上了 哈哈 半岁以前还比较管用 |
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a*o
发帖数: 25262 | 5 Shhhh...
这是秘密，千万不要让别人知道。 |
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a*o
发帖数: 25262 | 6 shhhh...不要那么大声，给别人知道不好。。
还以为这里是83 俱乐部。。 |
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a*o
发帖数: 25262 | 7 shhhh...不要那么大声，给别人知道不好。。
还以为这里是83 俱乐部。。 |
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s*****e
发帖数: 5471 | 8 Shhhh...
其实就是萝卜青菜的问题。或者也可以文艺一下：那些都是很好很好的，可是我偏偏不
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s*****e
发帖数: 5471 | 9 Shhhh...
其实就是萝卜青菜的问题。或者也可以文艺一下：那些都是很好很好的，可是我偏偏不
喜欢。 |
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P*******i
发帖数: 10965 | 11 \(^o^)/~
Shhhh……吓俺一跳，呵呵。 |
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N******t
发帖数: 16051 | 13
海量发图，谁记得你之前发过哪张啊 haha
shhhh |
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N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 15 Shhhh...magnificent poetry in progress; please do not disturb. :-) |
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m***o
发帖数: 17656 | 17 发信人: NWWolf (西北の狼), 信区: LoveNLust
标 题: Re: 视力测验
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Oct 9 02:44:17 2011, 美东)
Shhhh...天机不可泄。
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凌晨六点闹钟叫醒，在床上等包子！ |
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s*****a
发帖数: 356 | 18 一篇英文小故事，也是第一次写英文故事~~求帮忙看看、修改英文~~也欢迎任何建议~~
谢谢大家~~~包子不够发的话我再去买点来//鞠躬感谢！
April and her best friend
April and her family just moved to a little town called Bart. It’s their
fifth move since April could remember. For her father’s work, they moved
frequently and April was the “new kid” in school every couple of years. It
was hard always when it seemed that everyone else had their best friend
while April had to make new friends.
But April wasn’t always lonely; she has her secret - Wishy Bear. Wishy Bea... 阅读全帖 |
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A*****M
发帖数: 1371 | 19 11。 Pardon me but do you have a napkin?
12。 Darn paparazzi! Could we have a little privacy please?
13。 Dear Martha Stewart: I have this brown stain on my nice, white, fluffy
butt...
16。 I'm sure there's a way out somewhere. I saw an ant go this way
yesterday.
14。 Shhhh! I'm reviewing...
15。 I cannot believe that I'm stuck in this tree again.
What is the matter with me?
17。 Forgive me Father, for I have sinned....
18. Pandas looking for lost earrings....
19. Absolutely nothing accomplishe |
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c*******e
发帖数: 4642 | 20 - -
shhhh,小声
先拿阿拉ld搞定了再好爪子往外伸嘛。。 |
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b****d
发帖数: 240 | 21 shhhh.. My application to the new Mason club has been tossed out. Dont show any closeness openly with me. I am the bad egg here. You will be found guilty by association and be expunged from the main stream society.
But you can always use a Majia.
I havent opened my CK books for a couple of months. I am shadowing in the IM ward right now. I was asked a very simple question by the attending today. But I fumbled it. I can kiss my recommendation letter goodbye now. %##!!@#!$##%#! Shouldve... 阅读全帖 |
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N****f
发帖数: 25759 | 22 Shhhh！实话岂是可以说滴？小心钻风撤你的职！ |
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w*******y
发帖数: 60932 | 24 If you are eligible for an upgrade, tmobile is giving the G2 away for free.
No contract extension fees, no upgrade fees, etc. See link below for more
info.
Link:
http://www.tmonews.com/2010/12/shhhh-secret-t-mobile-g2-free-from-loyalty-department-right-now/
1) Call T-Mobile
2) Say "contracts" when asked by automated system
3) Ask them you are a loyal customer and would like to take advantage of
loyalty offer for free G2 phone
Just got mine! Not sure if it is today only.
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t********r
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hanlin (告诉我你幸福) 于 (Fri Apr 9 15:16:20 2010, 美东) 提到:
亲妈陪着女儿在风和日丽的春天去农场
FIELD TRIP.娘俩玩的很高兴的时候老师
来告状了,说女儿上课不积极参与,注意力
不集中等等.我这心里就颇有几分不爽了.
回家让她做几道数学题,"难啊","不会啊",
左顾右盼,就是不做.当妈的怒了,说,"会不
会都要做,错了没问题,不做就不行.要是搁
你外公那,就是一顿胖揍."女儿看了我一眼,
再看一眼,没说话,低头做了,没两分钟写完,
20题不进位的100内加法,一道没错.
瞧吧,有的孩子就是属于"欠揍"! 俺小时候
的数学就是俺爸在三年级时一顿揍,从63分
直接上的95分,看来俺闺女就随我!!
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iluvcc (i love cc) 于 (Fri Apr 9 15:20:53 2010, 美东) 提到:
hohoho. my experience is to... 阅读全帖 |
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x***r
发帖数: 1523 | 27 哈哈哈哈哈
那天我带几个孩子去apple picking
一到农场，看到几辆校车停在那里，走下来很多黑孩子， school field trip.
这时我带的一个女孩子大喊一声：“Look, there are so many colored people. They
look ugly!"
吓得我呀，当场扑过去把她的嘴给捂上说："shhhh! that is not nice to say so.you can't
call them colored people and ugly."
她说：“why?! I said there are so many cars and people. they look crowdy."
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