b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 1 THE BIRD-FEEDER
I bought a bird feeder. I hung it on my back porch and filled it with seed.
What a beauty of a bird feeder it was, I reflected as I filled it lovingly
with seed. First came the chickadees and then within a week we had hundreds
of birds taking advantage of the continuous flow of free and easily
accessible food.
But then the birds started building nests in the boards of the patio, above
the table, and next to the barbecue.
Then came the poop. It was everywhere: on the patio tile, t... 阅读全帖 |
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m**i
发帖数: 9848 | 2 ask those plants to generate poop from rice then! |
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b***n
发帖数: 13455 | 3 【 以下文字转载自 ebiz 讨论区 】
发信人: dreamweaver (梦老), 信区: ebiz
标 题: @@@@ 神医传奇系列（四）－ 老秋的前世今生
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Oct 7 17:51:48 2015, 美东)
见到老秋的时候，他正在雪城创业。老秋卸完几车货，跟我说：上车吧，我载你去饭店，
边吃边聊！坐在自行车的后面，路上的行人纷纷让道目送我们过去，感觉挺拉风。老秋
干的这行有个响亮的名字，叫捡瓶者。老秋是捡瓶者里的佼佼者。我曾经问老秋为什么
别人都干不过他，老秋淡淡的说了两个字， 素质。
小饭店门面不大，但是气氛很好。隔壁一桌点的大虾，38元原来是按只卖，一盘是十只，
饭主笑笑，付钱走了。旁边这位点的8元花生米的，脸色有些难看。另外一位吃着3元米
饭的直接瘫了。看到这个场景，老秋微微一笑：老板，来两杯白水。白水单价5分。
边喝水边聊，老秋讲起了他风光的过去。那时候出国是凤毛菱角，老秋成绩很好直接录
上藤校。不两年发了三篇Nature，泡了四个妹子，北美猥琐男奉之若神明，人称‘教主
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后来买买提一篇文章激发了他，篇名叫Ebiz之大智慧，... 阅读全帖 |
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s****e
发帖数: 7018 | 5 我刚落地的第二天，一名白人大学生过来采访我
他想知道美国年轻人对基督教的看法
我当时只能隐约听懂他说什么
根本说不出口
第三天，我在街道上走，鸟在前面一个白人鞋子上拉了poop
那个人回头问我：
Am I lucky or unlucky?
我回答说
You are lucky because it's not on your head.
还有一次我在人行道上骑自行车，
一名白人对我大喊道：
Where is police? |
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A*******l
发帖数: 1083 | 6 Your mom's cunt is worthless to anyone. I mean, just look at you: a fucktard
on steroids. Whichever vagina that pooped you out shall be ashamed of
itself.
And if you scroll back, it's evident that you can't cuss right. You sound
like some third-grader acting like a virtuoso. |
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A*******l
发帖数: 1083 | 7 Your mom's cunt is worthless to anyone. I mean, just look at you: a fucktard
on steroids. Whichever vagina that pooped you out shall be ashamed of
itself.
And if you scroll back, it's evident that you can't cuss right. You sound
like some third-grader acting like a virtuoso. |
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m*******2
发帖数: 503 | 9 aw-ch! Ugly poops!! My eyes are bleeding!! |
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c*******2
发帖数: 617 | 10 Why the US Will Not Sign the UN Convention on the Law of the Sea
by Ken Meyercord / May 4th, 2016
Critics of American foreign policy love to point out instances where our
policy reeks of hypocrisy. No current issue in international affairs affords
a better illustration of our inconsistent sanctimoniousness than the
dispute over competing claims to insular territories (whether to call them
“islands” or “rocks” is of great significance, as we shall see) in the
South China Sea.
Symptomatic of our h... 阅读全帖 |
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s****e
发帖数: 7018 | 11 bull shit
只要击沉一艘美国军舰
NYSE,NASDAQ 会跌成 poop
敢用核弹的话，大家都别想活命了 |
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d*******2
发帖数: 3045 | 13 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: dalihe102 (dalihe), 信区: USANews
标 题: Trump's only fundraising email had a 60% SPAM rate
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Jun 25 19:55:47 2016, 美东)
For comparison a @CAH email with the subject "Here comes poop" had 46.5%
open/.03% SPAM. |
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b**********5
发帖数: 7881 | 14 【 以下文字转载自 JobHunting 讨论区 】
发信人: beefcurtain5 (beefcurtain5), 信区: JobHunting
标 题: Elite K-8 school teaches white students they’re born racist
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Jul 1 17:17:34 2016, 美东)
An elite Manhattan school is teaching white students as young as 6 that they
’re born racist and should feel guilty benefiting from “white privilege,”
while heaping praise and cupcakes on their black peers.
Administrators at the Bank Street School for Children on the Upper West Side
claim it’s a novel approach ... 阅读全帖 |
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w*********o
发帖数: 3030 | 17 Vulgar is just his personality. The biggest danger of Trump is that he is
anti-constitutional. His biggest pipe dream is that the US military would be
his private army.
That's the reason why the yellow Trump ass kisser who have been pooping all
over Chinese BBSs for months are so disgusting. They hope to drown out
decent voices for their blood bun making. Luckily, they are irrelevant to US
election. |
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s****e
发帖数: 7018 | 18 这个网站已经在讨论倒闭时间了
在这里刷出来的名气等于poop |
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发帖数: 1 | 19 就跟三天没解手儿、噼里啪啦的poop一顿出来赛的痛快
话糙理不糙啊 |
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d***o
发帖数: 3770 | 21 I said: Mam, you said you were going to pee, but you pooped. |
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s****e
发帖数: 7018 | 25 昨天有人问小朋友为什么不长个子
小朋友的脾没有发育好
所以饭吃下去没有吸收营养就poop了
所以应该健脾 |
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发帖数: 1 | 26 One-hole-lady’s son
Your mom is in the trash cane and given your birth when she had poop. |
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b*****d
发帖数: 61690 | 27 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: brihand (brihand), 信区: USANews
标 题: 三番好日无边：20磅的粪便在街边
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jul 9 12:23:59 2018, 美东)
Beautiful, hilly San Francisco has become known as the city where 20 pounds
of poop was dumped on a sidewalk last week in a clear bag and remained there
for hours. As The Post noted, “human waste-related complaints in San
Francisco have skyrocketed 400 percent from 2008 to 2018,” and “In 2017
alone, more than 21,000 reports were received.” |
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发帖数: 1 | 28 作为0后码农
最喜欢的变量就是monkey 和poop
还有 eggplant 和 peach |
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k*****5
发帖数: 2139 | 29 hahaha
I spend averagely 15 mins to poop |
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r****d
发帖数: 1557 | 30 说随地大小便，美国人真不敢笑话中国人，查一下 San Francisco Poop Patrol 就知
道了。 |
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W*****B
发帖数: 4796 | 31 You Can Compost Human Waste!
More and more people are discovering the water- and money-saving benefits of
fertilizing their gardens with human waste. It’s not just for homesteaders
anymore!
By Carol Steinfeld
April/May 2011
Oceans of sewage. Tapped-out water sources. Ever-costlier fertilizers. A
flurry of recent studies warn of resource scarcity for the world’s cities.
Fortunately, a growing legion of urban dwellers think the nutrients and
water in their toilets are too valuable to flush away. F... 阅读全帖 |
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W*****B
发帖数: 4796 | 32 Preface
If any of the following events should occur:
a peak oil crisis or a World War that results in a significant reduction in
the transportation of food, or
commercial fertilizer becomes scarce or extremely expensive, or
unemployment increases significantly and many families are forced to grow
their own vegetables, or
there is a local, national, or worldwide famine,
then the following information would be extremely valuable to everyone who
has a vegetable garden. The following information wou... 阅读全帖 |
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M*****8
发帖数: 17722 | 36 为什么很多人需要宗教，渴求信仰？其实与宗教无关。
其实绝多数的宗教只是维持传统，教主也是浑浑噩噩。
但许多人信了教，的确舒服了不少，虽然也不知何故。
现在就暂时不考虑如消除寂寞，有活动和气氛等因素。
多数人的精神与肉体的一致并不强，即所谓心不守社。
这种人容易紧张，浮躁，胆怯，不自信，因此有劣势。
而宗教仪式里的祈祷，就有助于心神合一，缓解压力。
所以耶教，伊斯兰教看重祈祷，能提高心神肉体合一。
但想要得到这好处，无须信教，从而避免被谎言洗脑。
迷信违背科学的处女怀孕，天堂地狱，对智慧并无益。
另外也容易被洗脑去从宗教和意识形态间斗争的炮灰。
排除这些累赘，就会省时省力，专注于冥想打坐即得。
这方面最务实的当属中国的道家修炼派，禅宗和瑜伽。
伊斯兰教恐怖分子的自信勇猛，其实源于其精神状态。
就如北非传统医学用骆驼粪医治急性肠胃病非常速效。
但发现这是B.Subtilis有益菌，就无须再吞咽骆驼粪。
https://www.warhistoryonline.com/featured/german-soldiers-eat-poop.html |
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Q********a
发帖数: 851 | 37 You pooped it yourself. You stupid ignoramus.
You said any resistance necessarily involves violence, which is obviously
fking wrong.
You need to get some education so you won't appear so pathetic and void of
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Q********a
发帖数: 851 | 38 You are beating the bushes with your BS now.
You pooped out something like "he used violence". I told you he did not
because you didn't even know what violence means.
Well what's wrong with using English to refute your bullsh*t allegations
when you use Chinese to defame Chinese athlete, thereby putting you on the
side of the anglo losers?
So your English sucks, right? You don't even understand the definition of
the word "violence". And you seem oblivious to the constitution of your
beloved Unc... 阅读全帖 |
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Q********a
发帖数: 851 | 39 So your English sucks.
You said all resistance involve violence. You also said all those that
resist the police died.
You then said SunYang used violence just because he crashed the tainted
tubes.
Look at all these stupid BS you came up with. How can you convincingly point
at that thing on top of your shoulder and call that's a head.
You stupid idiot.
Oh you pooped out that "violence" in Chinese too, you have no clue what the
hell you are saying. Your Chinese obviously is bad too.
What kind of ... 阅读全帖 |
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Q********a
发帖数: 851 | 40 Ms. delirious idiot, you said this yourself: "美国是经常有人暴力反抗警察。不
过他们现在都死了。"
Which means all those that use violence to resist the police, have now died.
You first pooped out this word "violence" when describing resistance. I didn
't first use it.
I didn't hate anyone, nowhere in my word said it, that thing in your puny
little skull just assumed I hate YOUR DADDY.
You did not even understand the definition of violence, not even after you
googled it. What a hopeless idiot. You think to kill somethin... 阅读全帖 |
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t******r
发帖数: 8600 | 41 明天就加。
如果人民币续贬，就将所有产品的关税加到50%， 75%等等。不信川普治不了习poop。 |
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发帖数: 1 | 42 美国人的chase poop 都让老将吃了。
所以不臭。 |
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发帖数: 1 | 43 xdd下个月的大派对，还没有开起来就已经被自己poop掉了，哈哈哈！这个鸡脖弱智！ |
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s*****r
发帖数: 11545 | 44 Dig a hole everyday for defecation and cover your poop immediately. No one
knows. |
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发帖数: 1 | 45 主要是穷。富国都在马桶旁边有一桶水，加上一个poop knife |
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s****e
发帖数: 7018 | 48 巨额诉讼还是必须面对的
737 MAX 的poop 还是要搽掉
你够胆去追高啊 |
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d****z
发帖数: 9761 | 49 啧啧，公知又开始语重心长PARTY POOP了，问题哪个国家没有,美国富强吧，这么强大
的国家穷小孩一样受罪，25%的美国小孩吃不饱饭每晚饿着肚子去睡觉 |
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