S*********g
发帖数: 24893 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: StephenKing (金博士), 信区: USANews
标 题: trump真的搞了证明他不是orangutan生的
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Feb 26 21:04:56 2016, 美东)
“attached hereto is a copy of Mr. Trump's certificate, demonstrating that
he is the son of Fred Trump, not an orangutan."
这个是trump给Bill Maher的律师信里的。
这帮左逼，把trump欺负太狠了
难怪trump sue 了maher，要求5亿美元
不知道trump后来拿到这5亿美元了吗？ |
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d****o
发帖数: 32610 | 3 不对，
猩猩是orangutan
黑猩猩是chimpanzee
黑猩猩不是猩猩 |
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S*********g
发帖数: 24893 | 4 “attached hereto is a copy of Mr. Trump's certificate, demonstrating that
he is the son of Fred Trump, not an orangutan."
这个是trump给Bill Maher的律师信里的。
这帮左逼，把trump欺负太狠了
难怪trump sue 了maher，要求5亿美元
不知道trump后来拿到这5亿美元了吗？ |
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j*****n
发帖数: 3617 | 5 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orangutan
Male orangutans have been claimed to display sexual attraction to human
women to the point of rape. The cook of noted primatologist Birutė
Galdikas was claimed to have been raped by an orangutan.[62] According to
reporter Carole Jahme, rape "was almost the fate of Julia Roberts" when she
was seized by a male orangutan before being freed by the film crew.[63]
However, there is currently no solid evidence to support these claims. |
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G***G
发帖数: 16778 | 6 My teacher said Beijing Apes came from Africa.
Beijing Apes are more advanced than Chimpanzee and orangutan.
He believed that in ancient China there is no Chimpanzee and Orangutan.
The only existing primate, Beijing Apes and its ancestors came from Africa
where
you can find Chimpanzee and Orangutan even Today.
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i*****s
发帖数: 15215 | 7 【 以下文字转载自 Animals 讨论区 】
发信人: iForpus (coelestis), 信区: Animals
标 题: 彪悍的森林人(Forest Man)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Aug 17 16:44:44 2012, 美东)
Oranghutan is translated from Malay as a “forest man”. In the XVIII
century they started to be brought from their native lands, Sumatra and
Borneo, to Europe. Today their muzzles can be seen in Moscow too.
What a serious guy! Their hair is almost 0,5 m long! In fact they live in
bog forests or on tree tops and do not like to come down. These creatures
are amazing a... 阅读全帖 |
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i*****s
发帖数: 15215 | 8 Oranghutan is translated from Malay as a “forest man”. In the XVIII
century they started to be brought from their native lands, Sumatra and
Borneo, to Europe. Today their muzzles can be seen in Moscow too.
What a serious guy! Their hair is almost 0,5 m long! In fact they live in
bog forests or on tree tops and do not like to come down. These creatures
are amazing and very cute. Such a parody of a human being! Besides it is
very interesting to watch how they behave and communicate with each other... 阅读全帖 |
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p*****c
发帖数: 20445 | 9 2012-11-05 【中央社】
5年前遭印尼婆羅洲村民逼迫賣淫的紅毛猩猩Pony，現在已經10歲了，牠被安置
在「中加里曼丹紅毛猩猩復健中心」，正在接受訓練，以期能獨立生存，重回大自然。
婆羅洲熱帶雨林1個村落，5年前發生村民逼迫名為Pony的母紅毛猩猩賣淫事件。
最後在手持AK-47步槍的警察營救下，這隻母紅毛猩猩才被順利救出。事隔5年後，這起
駭人聽聞的事件仍在網路上廣受討論。
「婆羅洲紅毛猩猩生存基金會」（The Borneo Orangutan Survival Foundation
）接受中央社記者訪問時表示，Pony在5年前獲救，現在被安置在婆羅洲尼亞魯曼騰（
Nyaru Menteng）的「中加里曼丹紅毛猩猩復健中心」（Central Kalimantan
Orangutan Rehabilitation Center）。
根據基金會向復健中心查詢後得知，Pony現在已經10歲了，不過仍然在接受訓練
，以期能在野外叢林中生存。
基金會表示，很不幸的是，由於Pony之前和人類相處的經驗，讓牠現在要學習在
野外生存增添許多困... 阅读全帖 |
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c********1
发帖数: 5269 | 10 Just chimpanzees, the intelligence of orangutans is reflected in the way
they imitate human actions. They also have the unique ability to learn
complicated new skills, such as sawing wood or using a hammer and nail to
put things together. Orangutans have the ability to understand their
surroundings in a more abstract way than other animals so they know how to
acclimate to some very harsh environments.
chimpanzees are sharing a common ancestor with humans about four to six
million years ago
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F*****1
发帖数: 779 | 11 There are many hot Chinese women. This is not one of em. She's FUGLY & can't
afford to be that choosy. Plus she wants a Chinese man by the way 5'9"-6'?
HA!
Reply · 5 · Like· Yesterday at 7:33am
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Anthony HighOne Morris · Philadelphia, Pennsylvania
She also wants an Ivy Leaguer,meaning he'll probably be some white dude
looking for an alternate black woman that is Asian.
Reply · Like· 2 hours ago.
Add a Reply... Reply using...FacebookYahooAOLHotmailReply using...
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T**********e
发帖数: 29576 | 13 Male orangutans procreate by rape and have been known to rape the women
studying them (Galdikas’ cook was raped). This was almost the fate of Julia
Roberts when she made a documentary at Camp Leakey in 1996. One male took a
shine to her and grabbed her as she walked along a path. Luckily, a film
crew was present, though it took five men to free her from the ape’s grasp. |
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C****S
发帖数: 129 | 14 http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/02/11/jimmel-kim
China-born New Jersey resident says he suffers emotional distress since skit
aired.
(Photo: AP)
Story Highlights
A skit on Kimmel's late-night show featured a child suggesting killing
everyone in China as solution to the U.S. debt problem
Cao Guoliang alleges negligence and infliction of emotional distress in
lawsuit
Lawsuit says Kimmel failed to suppress 'hateful and offensive remark'
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 18 Havocscope Black Market
http://www.havocscope.com/
AK-47 and Other Guns on the Black Market
Afghanistan$1,500
Afghanistan-Kabul$1,500 for US issued Night Vision Googles
Australia$15,493 in Sydney
Average price of AK-47 worldwide$534
Canada$2,000 for handgun, $600 to rent
Europe$400 to $900 for Rocket Launchers and AK-47s
Iraq$800, with Osama Bin Laden’s favorite model for $2,000
Iraq-Bullets$0.15 to $0.45 per bullet
Iraq-Rocket Launcher$100, $50 per grenade
Mexico-AK-47$1,400 on US border/$3,000... 阅读全帖 |
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d********1
发帖数: 8969 | 19 Species Weight (g) Species Weight (g)
adult human 1,300 - 1,400 newborn human 350 - 400
sperm whale 7,800 fin whale 6,930
elephant 4,783 humpback whale 4,675
gray whale 4,317 killer whale 5,620
bowhead whale 2,738 pilot whale 2,670
bottle-nosed dolphin 1,500 - 1,600 walrus 1,020 - 1,126
Pithecanthropus Man 850 - 1,000 camel 762
giraffe 680 hippopotamus 582
leopard seal 542 ... 阅读全帖 |
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d*****u
发帖数: 17243 | 26 五大洲都有人类。哺乳动物里这样的广布种也不多。 |
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P**T
发帖数: 2274 | 28 黑猩猩和人类的关系比和大猩猩还要近，而大猩猩和人类-黑猩猩的关系要比和猩猩更近
学过hierarchical clustering的千老应该都知道 |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 30 Alright, Orangutan, here are your orders (oh, I'm not NutandYahoo, he won't
follow them, but here they are anyway):
Leave Chinese internal matters (and every other countries' as well!) to that
country - mind your own ******* business (but don't provide weapons to mass
murdering psychopaths, like Israel)
Let Taiwan work out its relationship with China. That's not our fight.
Hong Kong did OK, Taiwan will too.
Do not let China monopolize the China Sea. That belongs to the world.
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C****S
发帖数: 129 | 31 http://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation/2014/02/11/jimmel-kim
China-born New Jersey resident says he suffers emotional distress since skit
aired.
(Photo: AP)
Story Highlights
A skit on Kimmel's late-night show featured a child suggesting killing
everyone in China as solution to the U.S. debt problem
Cao Guoliang alleges negligence and infliction of emotional distress in
lawsuit
Lawsuit says Kimmel failed to suppress 'hateful and offensive remark'
SHARE 6 CONNECT 26 TWEET 1 COMMENTEMAILMORE
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发帖数: 1 | 34 人床铺说了，这不是钱的问题，这是原则问题，床铺又win了，这才是关键。
而且床铺从此学会了这招，很快转头用在克鲁兹身上：
Trump said Cruz should seek a declaratory judgement in court to clear up any
doubts about his eligibility to be commander in chief.
"You go in seeking the decision of the court without a court case. You go
right in. you go before a judge. You do it quickly," Trump said. "I've used
it on numerous occasions."
活学活用真是人生稳拿！ |
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S*********g
发帖数: 24893 | 36 五百万? 这么点钱？那trump肯定是拿到了，art of deal，没说的。
而且我打赌，trump这五百万捐给退伍老兵了
对不对？ |
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s******r
发帖数: 5309 | 39 Wishful thinking. Few is betting Trump winning the GE, only media wants him
to stay a bit longer and pray people won't get bored too soon. If Trump is
a Orangutan, he will get even higher coverage and won't have any trouble
getting republican nomination. |
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发帖数: 1 | 40 太感人了!
见图突然明白为什么 Bill Maher花五百万证明这不是人和 orangutan 的杂种 |
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发帖数: 1 | 41 太感人了!
见图突然明白为什么 Bill Maher花五百万证明这不是人和 orangutan 的杂种 |
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发帖数: 1 | 43 找几个美女问Donald问题， 再摇一摇tictac
Then shut up and sit back, watch orangutan 兽性大发 |
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发帖数: 1 | 44 找几个美女问Donald问题， 再摇一摇tictac
Then shut up and sit back, watch orangutan 兽性大发 |
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s********e
发帖数: 1503 | 45 你就不怕希婆的脑袋一起摇起来？
：找几个美女问Donald问题， 再摇一摇tictac
：Then shut up and sit back, watch orangutan 兽性大发 |
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发帖数: 1 | 46 其实 Bill Maher 可以是我的政治启蒙，当然现在是不看了。
他是liberal 肯定不可能支持共和党， 个人跟 Trump 结下梁子是因为奥粑粑的出生证
那档子事，他叫嚣说让 Trump 拿自己的出生证以证明自己不是 orangutan 生的。
Trump 告他来着，他就说 Trump 脸皮薄开不起玩笑。
他现在嘴硬是因为奥粑粑刚答应下周五去他的节目。
他从年初就邀请奥粑粑上他节目，奥粑粑不去。他还弄了个白宫请愿，让他观众去签字
。我觉得奥粑粑不去的原因是因为他的节目把穆斯林批得体无完肤。最著名的就是跟
Ben Affleck 吵架哪集 |
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s***e
发帖数: 5242 | 49 美若(32m)，华仔(8m)和爸爸在看同一本书。
Armadillo's accordion
Baboon's bassoon
Cat's congas
Dingo's didgeridoo
Elephant's electric guitar
Ferret's French horn
Gorilla's gong
Hippo's harmonica
Iguana's Indian bells
Jaguar's jug
Kangaroo's Kazoo
Lemur's lyre
Moose's maracas
Newt's nose flute
Orangutan's oboe
Penguin's piano
Quails' quartet
Rabbit's recorder
Skunk's saxophone
Tiger's turntable
Unicorn's ukulele
Vulture's violin
Walrus' washboard
X-ray fish's xylophone
Yak's yodel
Zebra's zither
这本坑爹的书叫ABC Animal ... 阅读全帖 |
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N**O
发帖数: 267 | 50 下面是我跟我儿子的对话.希望对楼主有帮助.
爸爸：有小朋友想知道为什么NBA比赛中黑人比较多，你能回答他吗？
儿子：让我想想……，这个我知道的！（雀跃）
爸爸：你说说看呢，呆会我帮你把你的想法发给那个小朋友。
儿子：因为人是从Chimp和Bonobo进化来的（迫不及待）。他们中的一部分渐渐会两只
脚走路了，就成了Anthropoid。因为Chimp和Bonobo都是黑黑的，所以Anthropoid应该
都是黑黑的（自信满满）。
爸爸：Chimp和Bonobo是毛黑还是皮肤黑？我们现在说的是皮肤哦。
儿子：毛是黑的，皮也是黑的。
爸爸：你确认？
儿子：I am sure! 上次在zoo我仔细看过他们的手指，好黑的。
爸爸：怎么没跟我share？
儿子：哦，我想起来了，那次他们把Orangutan和Chimp放在一起，然后两群apes就打架
了，然后我们就去看打架了啊。
爸爸：哦。Anthropoid都是黑的，然后呢？
儿子：Anthropoid后来离开了rainforest，跑到了地球的各个地方。留在非洲的还是黑
黑的，就是后来的黑人；跑到欧洲的没太阳晒了，就白白的，就是后来的白人；跑到... 阅读全帖 |
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