W*******n 发帖数: 4140 | 1 Joke: Obama Venting on SNL
08/31/2012
By Limin Wang
After the Republican National Convention (RNC), Mr. President Obama drank
some funnels more of his home-made beer and stumbled into the Saturday Night
Live (SNL) for venting. Unfortunately, the Watergate 7.2 bugs still work as
hell well as any new ones, and they still leak.
SNL: Hello, Mr. President? The real you? No mocking?
Obama: Hell-O. SNAIL.
SNL: What?! It is pronounced as S, N, L.
Obama: I call it snail, because it is sticky, gooey, nast... 阅读全帖 |
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W*******n 发帖数: 4140 | 2 Joke: Obama Venting on SNL
08/31/2012
By Limin Wang
After the Republican National Convention (RNC), Mr. President Obama drank
some funnels more of his home-made beer and stumbled into the Saturday Night
Live (SNL) for venting. Unfortunately, the Watergate 7.2 bugs still work as
hell well as any new ones, and they still leak.
SNL: Hello, Mr. President? The real you? No mocking?
Obama: Hell-O. SNAIL.
SNL: What?! It is pronounced as S, N, L.
Obama: I call it snail, because it is sticky, gooey, nast... 阅读全帖 |
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W*******n 发帖数: 4140 | 3 Joke: Obama Venting on SNL
08/31/2012
By Limin Wang
After the Republican National Convention (RNC), Mr. President Obama drank
some funnels more of his home-made beer and stumbled into the Saturday Night
Live (SNL) for venting. Unfortunately, the Watergate 7.2 bugs still work as
hell well as any new ones, and they still leak.
SNL: Hello, Mr. President? The real you? No mocking?
Obama: Hell-O. SNAIL.
SNL: What?! It is pronounced as S, N, L.
Obama: I call it snail, because it is sticky, gooey, nast... 阅读全帖 |
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r*y 发帖数: 706 | 4 a: Arhat/ahmsa allen ahead arch antz
b: buddesus bodhi beb bighat bud brito bestbuy baopu bocom braveheart
c: curis chinazone cang
d: deva danielf
e: evermore eyye elaine
f: faust fox
g: greeplant gaitao gegen ghosts guanxiang
h: heading hhx hotfly haohmaru hoody huading
I: ixtlan Ilovexiaoyu
j: Jacque JohnA Jass junmeng Jew jiafei
k: killnone kaiser
L: Leizhou lixy/lixiaoyao lanslord Lion llfa look lanse liuy
M: milanda mci mem microbe
N: nang nan nomoney neptune
o: Oops oneascetic Oncer
p: par |
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b****t 发帖数: 112 | 5
-- Self-image (WO3 XIANG4), is the trap that it's so
hard for us to escape. I have to admit that I am also the
one who is more interested in what people say about me when
I posted something. :(
-- There are people, though only a few, who succeeded in
escaping the trap. So there is a proof for way out, but it
will take sometime if we keep on practice and improvement.
The point, what stands out in Waichi, is, even if someone is
a totally beginner in buddhism, even someone is totally
wayou |
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g********t 发帖数: 58 | 6
Big Hat and J Star: Yes, living and learning is one...It's nice to help other out...In the past two
months my Buddhist practice have taken an very interesting turn since I made a
decision to keep an totally open mind to hear what Waichi can teach me and try
to see if he was right by actual doing. I counted on my intelligence and past
understanding of Dharma as my guide not to let me stray from Dharma (right
view, thought and action.) My Dharma understanding and experience have increased
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x********u 发帖数: 1485 | 7 高三毕业果年突然发现,我足足有17套校服...
其中有短龟4套,长龟5套.夏装4套,冬装4套~~~
仲有仲有,我地学校最BT最BT既校鞋一对~~~~~~
我真系怀疑执信D校服系最多既了,而且着起身,仲有好多"规矩"
星期一无论你有无体育课,都要着西装或者夏装校服,
然后你上课再换上龟装同校鞋.特别系冬天,换来换去麻烦到死..
龟装拉链要高过条白线,西装要扣纽,仲要打条好肉酸既红TIE,
裤脚一般吾比卷(否则话似农民哦~)
所有既衫要塞落条裤或者裙入边.记得有次我地既NOMONEY主任上课,
叫我地全班起立,检查边个无把衫塞入去....
不过吾知点解,到左大学大家都好中意着条龟裤~
我同我ROOMMATE就经常着著龟裤系学校荡来荡去,亦都发现好多东区D
师兄师弟中意着龟装,吾知系吾因为已经比人逼到惯.觉得系好自然既事情了.赫赫 |
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