f*********y
发帖数: 166 | 1 虽然LZ理亏在先，碰到这种JERK也实在可恨。
话说有天我带我家狗头（那时候大概70多磅）在小区里遛（ON LEASH），在人行道上走
，迎面走来一小老头带一哈巴。一般我遇到这种情况不是在路边稍远处停下让人先过去
就是带狗走到路对面去，除非对方先让我。所以我就开始离开人行道走到马路上去。结
果那小哈巴气急败坏的朝我家狗头狂吠，搞得他特激动想扑过去，当然被我拉住了。结
果那小老头开始嘴里不干不净起来，说什么我看到小狗应该早点走到马路对面去。靠，
我让了他他还得意了！我不干了，立马停下，问他“那你干吗不先走到马路对面去？我
是靠右走，你岂不是也该靠右走？！你应该管好你家狗，不让他乱叫。“结果他气坏了
，开始骂我B*TCH，我说："oh yeah? that's because your an a$$hole! you F
midget! why don't you take you tiny dog to the other side of the street so
that he won't freak out when he sees a real dog?"
最终结果是我回到人行道 |
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r********8
发帖数: 3314 | 2 【 以下文字转载自 Animals 讨论区 】
发信人: blueforpus (Little Bo), 信区: Animals
标 题: 【动物园】美国西部响尾蛇简介
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Aug 16 18:19:04 2012, 美东)
响尾蛇属于蝰蛇科，有三十二个种，六十五到七十个亚种，是美洲特有的毒蛇，分布从
加拿大南部直至阿根廷北部。小型的响尾蛇体长只有三十厘米，大型的体长可达两米五
，一般在六十厘米到一米五之间。
识别
响尾蛇的识别相对容易，因为其独特的角质响尾，宽阔的三角头，宽厚的身体，以及头
和身体间明显变细的脖子段。响尾蛇的眼睛也有特点，其瞳孔是竖立的，在眼睛和鼻孔
之间有喇叭形的颊窝，是红外传感器，用来感知猎物和敌人。响尾蛇的颜色一般为灰色
或淡褐色，带有深色斑纹，在尾巴段渐变成深色的环。有的蛇还带有橘黄色、红色或绿
色等其他颜色，有时即便是同一个种颜色也不尽相同，这使得区分响尾蛇的种类比较困
难，不过这不重要，知道是响尾蛇就够了。
北美毒性最大的Western Diamondback Rattlesnake
头部特写Western Diamo... 阅读全帖 |
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b**********2
发帖数: 1923 | 3 wo, wtf?! man, i thought one betycn is enough, now we have 2 bettycns
on this board?!
yeah, u r younger in age... but honey, u look like u r 40! and with a
fat body, an ugly face, and a fucking midget!
and
girls' |
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p***y
发帖数: 18037 | 4 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
Glamor (出走) 于 (Thu May 12 20:32:28 2011, 美东) 提到:
Can't stop!
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Vesper8 (天使在人间) 于 (Thu May 12 20:35:47 2011, 美东) 提到:
我脖子都歪了。。。
辣妈呀
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jaff1973 (jaff) 于 (Thu May 12 20:35:55 2011, 美东) 提到:
cool.
☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
biggu (大牯) 于 (Thu May 12 20:36:04 2011, 美东) 提到:
sf
☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
Vesper8 (天使在人间) 于 (Thu May 12 20:36:2... 阅读全帖 |
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b******n
发帖数: 851 | 5 1) reply to biggu's astrology post:
no wonder people keeps asking me that they thougt biggu was a female...
2) reply to fennalym's post:
long straight legs on european chicks are hot
short stuby legs on chinese midgets are eye sores... |
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o********8
发帖数: 63 | 6 实话实说, yatou22 is an ugly midget...
obviously, 实话实说 doesn't really get u banned...
发信人: YaTou22 (丫头妹妹), 信区: NewYork
标 题: Re: 纽约的各位名媛们，赶紧了，超级钻石王老五，错过别后悔一
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Aug 19 09:38:05 2011, 美东)
实话实说，我和LZ说LZ的眼光差。 |
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b******n
发帖数: 851 | 7 there are always plenty of midgets for wsn... |
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b**********2
发帖数: 1923 | 8 that's why women and men on this board is very shallow at understanding...
most ppl would trade their lives with fan1 bing1 bing1, most shallow women
here including u would love to have a real seat at the fashion show and have
their pictures taken at a fashion show
u cannot say the same thing for yatou22... there's no jealousy here, just
stating a fact that putting her looks aside, she's a midget... there's no
disputing in that fact.
you can very reasonable dispute whether someone who looks as g... 阅读全帖 |
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b**********2
发帖数: 1923 | 9 I said yatou22 doesn't need to be sad because she's a midget and those
models are wayy taller than her. which part of my statement is not fact??!
and who's making assumption here??! I've been raised by parents from birth
to 18.. thank you very much...
and u r just jealous...
is |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 10 so fucking sick of it!
so i dont have any pants to wear today, wore a pair of jeans to work...
feels like everybody is staring at me at work..
so i went to gap, and tried to get a pair of pants..
i picked out every fucking size 4, 6, 8 on sale.. dont care about the style,
dont care about the color, because i know, finding a pair of pants that fit
me is harder than jets winning the mother fucking superbowl!
so i carried like 8, 9 pants to the fitting room... no, for some, my legs
were too fat to ... 阅读全帖 |
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m****s
发帖数: 8992 | 11 Ok i was wrong!
You are a giant!
A wealthy giant defined by "exclusive richman' s thinking"
Thinkings that are not attainable by us midgets in america.
:) |
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m****s
发帖数: 8992 | 12 Ok i was wrong!
You are a giant!
A wealthy giant defined by "exclusive richman' s thinking"
Thinkings that are not attainable by us midgets in america.
:) |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 13 let me tell u something, i have all of the above, except a fucking midget
body and an ugly face, nothing can overcome that! |
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m****s
发帖数: 8992 | 15 Thats why you are a midget.
I will be very happy if everyday other folks can fill my shoes and place a
good morning post |
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m****s
发帖数: 8992 | 16 Chuan Cai little Ping is also a giant.
Got nothing to do with height.
That midget wears high heel. Of course beats me easily. |
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i*****g
发帖数: 2564 | 17 You are going to get a lot of the folks that thinks everything is fine very
upset.
Luckily, Uncle Sam is still the tallest among all the midgets.
would |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 18 i was thinking the guy is really too short until i read the following phrase:
闺蜜是属于那种比较娇小形（1米55）
bitch, u r a fucking midget urself! and u bitch about the guy being too
short??! |
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m*********o
发帖数: 7545 | 19 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
kingcw (无语了) 于 (Thu Apr 12 22:32:50 2012, 美东) 提到:
第一回 问君棒有几多长
“问妹洞有几多深”，这是当时的版主suppersunny和五大道各自的说法。我是在某版
看到了一个转载帖，便进来纽约版看看八卦。五大道说是suppersunny用按摩棒调戏她
，suppersunny说是五大道勾引他。不过对我这个只是过来想看三级短篇小说的人来说
，并不care谁对谁错。翻了翻几个帖，发现只是骂来骂去，两个人当初只是在msn网聊
，没有什么赤裸艳照，情色小电影之后，便黯然漂走。当时还心里鄙视了这两个一番，
“都什么年代了，连个webcam也没有。”不过也是从那时候起，我才知道mitbbs还有个
纽约版……
第二回 平平淡淡才是真？
再来纽约版逛的时候，suppersunny已经下台，版主是zult。有人说zult时期也是纽约
版繁盛时期，这我不敢苟同。我进纽约版的习惯，是点“华人世界”，然后再在“本区
热门版面”那个十大list里点纽约版，我当时并不怎么来纽约... 阅读全帖 |
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j**4
发帖数: 10425 | 20 ugly midget, no, i dont consider myself a chinese as far as IT is concerned.
I dont even know any technical IT terms in chinese!
why dont u go back home and live off ur parents if u dont like the way
united states is going? |
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Y*****2
发帖数: 38613 | 21 b/c i like the way you lick my ugly midget's ass, continue licking it...
feels very very very cool
concerned. |
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j***1
发帖数: 450 | 22 上礼拜五， 坐了个早一点的火车， 检票时， 抬头一看， 哇塞， 那个长的像daniel
craig的检票员回来了！好长时间没见啊！
但我马上把头低下， 一想， 我他妈的三天没洗澡了， 头发又是油， 又是粘的， 脸
都干干的， 几天没涂他妈的moisturizer了， 穿的是一件very puffy long fat coat,
然后他妈的又穿了个fluffy slipper。
然后他妈的今天早上， 洗了个澡， 吹了个头， 然后4点多就下班， 下班前还涂了层
liquid foundation, 然后他妈的跑啊跑啊， 穿了个3 inch bootie在那里跑啊跑的。
今天又他妈的freezing to death, 然后我只穿了件short black coat, 冷死我了。
跑到那班车上， 坐下来几分钟， 发现他妈的， 今天的检票员， 变成了一个他妈的
midget ugly dude. 然后回头看看后面几个车厢， 另外一个conductor是个amish
looking dude with a full big beard... |
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b**********5
发帖数: 7881 | 23 well, it beats ur daughter coming home with some asian dude... god, in my
gym, all these asian dudes are just soooo midget-y looking, shorter than me,
weighs less than me, lifting dumbbells that weigh less than mine...
with |
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e*****e
发帖数: 56 | 24 Hua long is not good as well. I recommended to my coworker because of the
lower hourly rate. She had 2 locations to move and it took the mover 11
hours to finish. They even outsourced the moving job to another company who
hired a midget for the moving. To recall my own experience with Hua long,
the movers talked on cell phones during moving. They drove very slow, I bet
not to protect the furniture but to make the moving longer. |
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q******3
发帖数: 622 | 25 estimated printed pages | use the edit tools to save paper and ink!
Busted toilets, hot rooms, headaches after fire strands cruise ship in Gulf
By CNN Staff
updated 8:33 AM EST, Tue February 12, 2013
CNN.com
(CNN) -- Passengers on a Carnival cruise ship drifting in the Gulf of Mexico
aren't getting the vacation they expected -- sleeping on its decks, making
do with a few working toilets, and doing what they can to get food -- all
due to a weekend engine fire left the vessel dead in the water.... 阅读全帖 |
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A******7
发帖数: 1920 | 26 我来说两句。。。我家娃8岁属于Midget league，coach pitch.
主要训练目标是1）击球姿势和击球，最好打到外围。2）接球，接地滚球和非常高的球
。 3）传球，姿势用全身牵引手臂，要准确传回base。 4) 跑垒,这个学规则了,什么时
候跑,什么时候守,以免出局. 其他的就是要注意力集中,别站着看天,踢土玩. 每一项做
好都不容易啊.
下个赛季开始minor league, kid pitch. 据说每个孩子都要pitch, 然后看谁愿意谁投
的好,再选出投球手.投球姿势不知道是不是要求要和MLB一样, 估计也得正规点吧. 反
正到时候球乱飞,strike out 会很多. |
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g*m
发帖数: 4659 | 27 the clown midget will be the first 3-time winner.
the contest is a joke, a bunch of bench warmers play tricky.
LBJ, VC, JRich, Gerald Green. That IS a dunk contest.
ls=iref:nbahpt1
will
he
against
Shannon
special
brought each |
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w******l
发帖数: 632 | 28 re clown midget
傻逼两个扣篮一个试了7，8次，另外一个试了14次才扣成，偷走了Iggy的扣篮王桂冠
搞得NBA第二年就改规则规定2分钟扣完，傻×也算是青史留名的少数以一己之力迫使nba改变规则的大牛了，lol |
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n*****n
发帖数: 1361 | 29 兽兽最后全靠捡前场板在那里打，下场要还让midget这么打，主场一样输 |
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n*****n
发帖数: 1361 | 30 进攻好像没啥招数，全靠那个midget在那里运来运气，伺机偷个跳投，要不是兽兽补了
几个，早就输了
防守JJ防阿伦防得好好的，非换个皮特鲁斯上来，连漏俩三分
估计要不是他哥，姐夫早把他骂残了 |
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T***c
发帖数: 17256 | 31 这几段必须原文才给力
Jordan was the most ferocious competitor Bach has seen in all his years of
basketball. Johnny said physically Jordan and Pippen were about the same as
defenders. But when you add in MJ’s ruthlessness and trash talk, that put
him ahead of Scottie. When Johnny was coaching with the Hornets in 1995
they had a good team. Glen Rice, Mourning, Johnson. Series was tied at 2
and Hornets had a chance to win game 5 in Chicago. On the biggest
possession of the game, Mugsy had the ball with... 阅读全帖 |
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p*********e
发帖数: 32207 | 32 以下为原文:
http://dsy.posterous.com/50904227
April 26, 2011 Great stories about Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen and the
Chicago Bulls by Johnny BachThis is a story from a friend.
Thu, Apr 21, 2011
So my dad and I had dinner last night with former Bulls assistant coach
Johnny Bach. 86 years old. Sharp as a nail. Definitely one of the coolest
experiences. This guy’s knowledge about basketball and everything else is
insane. Completely old school. So instead of trying to remember stories to
tell all ... 阅读全帖 |
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e*******e
发帖数: 9616 | 33 Kareem Abdul-Jabbar – "Cap"[1]
Ray Allen – "Ray Ray",[2] "Jesus Shuttlesworth"[3] (after his character
in the movie He Got Game),[3]
Rafer Alston – "Skip To My Lou"[4]
Chris Andersen – "Birdman"[5]
Greg Anderson – "Cadillac"[6][7]
Carmelo Anthony – "Melo"[8]
Nate Archibald – "Tiny"[6][9]
Gilbert Arenas – ""Agent Zero", "The Hibachi"[10][11]
Trevor Ariza – "Cobra"[12]
Paul Arizin – "Pitchin' Paul"[9]
Ron Artest – "Metta World Peace" "Ron Ron"[13]
St... 阅读全帖 |
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m**r
发帖数: 60 | 34 He is what he is, which is a not very good.
Mental midget, Lin is too much of a nice guy to succeed in the NBA.
Might be out of the league next season. |
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d*****w
发帖数: 688 | 35 早些时候贴过一次，为什么被删了？
文章写得不错。
http://www.wenxuecity.com/blog/201507/161/24456.html
现在流行说法是，姚明和小林不能比，姚明因为是选秀状元，所以一切都有人安排，姚
明不用争取。别的肤色的人和小林不能比，因为种族、文化、学历、背景等等（此处省
去5000字节）。姚明还是不能和小林相比，因为地域、身高、背景、语言等等（此处省
去4000字节）。我们几百万海外华人也不能和小林比，因为名气、工作性质、成功程度
等等（此处省去3000字节）。
总而言之，就是我以前说过的，小林就是韩剧女主角，全世界最不容易的人，所有的人
都憋着欺负他，所有的不公平都让他碰到。郑重声明一下，这里绝没有调侃小林的意思
，就是忍不住调侃一下把小林当林妹妹对待的网友。
这年头最紧俏的行当，不是打球，也不是金融界，更不是做律师医生，而是做 history
revisionist. 从结果看，如果不看过程的话，姚明似乎是从头到底顺风顺水： 选秀
状元 - 广告合同 - 媒体追踪 - 全明星首发 - 进攻中心 - Max 合同 - 球衣退休 （
Les 已宣... 阅读全帖 |
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c*******9
发帖数: 6411 | 36 big shaq on Yao: "the best top 5 center to ever play to game"
shaq never used to compliment anybody, especially in the center position.
in the last 15 years, there were only two centers, shaq and yao, all the
other centers are midgets comparing to these two, and i am not talking about
size, i am talking about skills |
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v******s
发帖数: 6949 | 37 6英尺5没问题啊，对我这样的midget来说就是巨人了。可能你身边都是6'8''的那就不
知道了。 |
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p******s
发帖数: 5200 | 38 marvin lewis called manziel a midget
cannot wait to see what manziel will say/do to bengals' bench after he
scores a td |
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g*******s
发帖数: 2828 | 39 anything is possible.
still, browns' pass D has simply been elite last few weeks.
Dalton's passing game is simply deep throws to Green and dump-offs to
Gresham.
Check out AJ Green's career record vs. Haden. I suspect most of Haden's
reputation as "shutdown" corner comes from his battle v. Green dating back
to college years.
then again, any given sunday.
i suspect Lewis will regret his "midget" comment. |
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l******a
发帖数: 3803 | 40
now the midgets jokers are fxxxxked up!!!!! |
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b*********h
发帖数: 1001 | 41 关于这推特的新闻出来了
NFL deletes tweet that arguably trolled Tom Brady
Posted by Mike Florio on December 31, 2015, 5:08 PM EST
cD05ODdlNmNhY2MwMjRlZWQzNTJhM2ViYTQ1Y2VlY2YzOCZnPTFmMGNlMGMwYzkxYmUxMWJjZTAz
YTM3NGY3N2JmY2Mz
AP
In September, the NFL quickly dumped from Twitter a photo of potential Super
Bowl quarterbacks that omitted Tom Brady. Earlier today, the league did it
again.
Posted at 12:00 p.m. ET, the tweet said, “If the postseason started today .
. . Introducing your starting QBs for AFC playoffs... 阅读全帖 |
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X***y
发帖数: 3947 | 42 这两天看这个。美国人玩儿得还真花哨。还有一个房地产商用废弃大力神井盖了一末日
condo,电影院游泳池一应俱全。有兴趣的可以去定一间。
不过呢再怎么准备末日，眼么前儿的日子也得好好过，八荣八耻要牢记。要不然就没末
日先悲剧了；
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and is even prepping his own underground bunker in case of disaster -- but
perhaps shooting his own thumb off was one scenario he hadn't envisioned.
On "Doomsday Preppers" (Tues., 9 p.m. EST on National Geographic) Tim was
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h*********2
发帖数: 2508 | 43 有点长，但是挺好玩
After some years now of reading internet bulletin boards, I think I’ve got
the pros and cons of possible SHTF rifle choices figured out. Correct me if
I’m wrong, but the following is my analysis based upon the wisdom of
numerous gun board gurus (you know them, they’re always the first ones to
tell you a particular model gun is “junk” and enlighten you as to why they
have made the only logical purchases)…
The AR 15:
Great, awesome, unbelievable rifle(when it works). Can hit a fly in the... 阅读全帖 |
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n*******1
发帖数: 2254 | 44 I would call it midget difference, haha |
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J********l
发帖数: 988 | 45 i would call that difference from midgets, like olieo state. |
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n*******1
发帖数: 2254 | 46 that's the midget difference. 太押韵了！haha |
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n*******1
发帖数: 2254 | 47 anyway，鞋带在这两面前就是一midget了：）
★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 7.5 |
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n*******1
发帖数: 2254 | 48 I don't know how can you compare a wr to lb. but 4 times pro bowler vs 1
time pro bowler, I'm sure mr spielman had a more successful nfl career than
mr Howard. It's not the MIDGET difference for sure. Hahaha
★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 7.7
★ 发自iPhone App: ChineseWeb 7.7 |
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n*******1
发帖数: 2254 | 49 i thought he scrambled for a td in the preseason. lol, yeah i wouldn't think
a 6 rounder made to the superbowl either...
wow, anothony carter,edwards, aren't they 70 yrs old now? plus combined,
they are nothing compared to
Cris Carter 1101/13899/130, all he does is catching TDs!
Joey Galloway 701/10950/77, still rolling!
Terry Glenn 593/8823/44, still rolling!
even david boston is 315/4699/25, hahaha
let me help you with your good shigan wr in nfl now
david terrell 128/1602/9, age 33, maybe he i... 阅读全帖 |
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g*********d
发帖数: 8125 | 50 all those "giants" combined 1 superbowl ring?
Hell, Tom show hands and they all midget anyway. That! is the Michigan
difference.
the LEADER and the best.
think |
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