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发帖数: 2200 | 1 An old Italian Mafia "Don" is dying and he calls his grandson to his bed.
"Lissin-a me. I wanna for you to taka my chrome-plated 38 revolver so you
always remember me."
"But, Grandpa, I really don't lika guns. Howz about you leava me your Rolex
watch instead?"
"Shuddup an'a lissin. Somma day you gonna runna da business. You gonna have
a beautifula wife, lotsa money, a bigga home and maybe a couple a bambinos.
Somma day you gonna comma home and maybe find your wife inna bed with
another man. Whad... 阅读全帖 |
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