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wh
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - 最性感的歌之二:Enigma, Enigma
gravity of love也是女声,我记错了。我就记得当时听的感觉和enigma的其他歌不同
。现在听觉得还是很一致的,不过这支歌比较重,铿锵有力,其他那些歌好像飘渺一些
。这是第四张专辑the screen behind the mirror里的。goodbye milky way是倒数第
二张专辑A posteriori里的。好像有点阿拉伯味?这个倒是男声。我看了一下七张专辑
的封面,都不是上面贴的那几张。那个会不会是国内的盗版?不过印刷很精美。
我去找以前说enigma的帖子,看得眼泪哗哗啊。乐子你有空把那些帖子收一下精华区吧
,我给你发过链接,那封信我还在,你要是不方便找我可以再寄一次。
发信人: xbin (老想睡觉), 信区: WebRadio
标 题: Re: 推荐pigflying的电台 (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Sep 6 03:48:59 2008)
呵呵,千万不要问问题,我知道的不多,问多了就露馅了。我小学时学习还好,但是还
觉得自己作文应该不错。上初中,第一个语文老师懒,让同桌先互相看作文。但我把我
两页不到但充满我思想精华的作文... 阅读全帖
wh
发帖数: 141625
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - Survival Behavior (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 Connecticut 讨论区 】
发信人: wh (wh), 信区: Connecticut
标 题: Survival Behavior
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jul 10 15:11:21 2014, 美东)
是本地报纸上的文章,作者Bernie Siegel是个提倡心理健康疗法的医生,写过好几本
畅销书。一共20条survival behavior,有的简单易行,比如我现在尽量每天带小孩饭
后散步,既看风景又互相呱唧,心情愉快。手工抄录给大家看看,嫌麻烦的只要看每条
第一句:
Dear Everybody,
The following was a list available via my computer. Can’t help but share it
with some edits and comments. With all the work I do with people with life-
threatening illnesses I have accepted my mortality and, therefore, ... 阅读全帖
wh
发帖数: 141625
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - 李翊云:”What Has That to Do with Me?“
本篇发表于《Gettysburg Review》2003年夏季刊,李翊云从1978年一个反革命女孩的
死刑,写到她当时在幼儿园看到的反革命分子死刑前的游街,写到1991年她作为北大入
学生到河南信阳参加一年军训的经历。原文的排版更好看些:
http://www.gettysburgreview.com/selections/past_selections/deta
What Has That to Do with Me?
Yiyun Li
This story I am going to tell you, it is a true story.
The year was 1968. The girl was nineteen, the secretary of the Communist
Youth League for her class in a local high school in Hunan Province, China.
You probably don’t know much about Hunan, but I am sure you have heard... 阅读全帖
p*********3
发帖数: 2039
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - David Bowie死了,我哭了
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K1HT57x4TzE
Remember David's eyes
The way he used to hypnotize his young
Remember David's words
The words he said to us when we were small
Remember David's hair
The way his long hair fell across his brow
Remember David's smile
I wonder where he's gone to now?
The world keeps on turning
Everybody's asking questions
Tell me David, what's the secret?
Tell me David, what's the answer?
Remember David's eyes
The gray-green eyes he hides his world behind
And all the thing... 阅读全帖
y********8
发帖数: 3587
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Title: Jingle Bells, originally titled "One Horse Open Sleigh"
Author: James Lord Pierpont (1822-1893) wrote the song in 1857. The said
song was meant for a Thanksgiving program at a church in Savannah, Georgia
where Pierpont was organist. The song was so well accepted that it was again
sung on Christmas day and since then became one of the most popular
Christmas carols.
Dashing through the snow
In a one horse open sleigh
O'er the fields we go
Laughing all the way
Bells on bob tails ring
Making ... 阅读全帖
j******3
发帖数: 18319
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来自主题: Midlife版 - Good morning.
Why Did I Laugh Tonight?
Why did I laugh tonight? No voice will tell:
No God, no Demon of severe response,
Deigns to reply from Heaven or from Hell.
Then to my human heart I turn at once.
Heart! Thou and I are here, sad and alone;
I say, why did I laugh? O mortal pain!
O Darkness! Darkness! ever must I moan,
To question Heaven and Hell and Heart in vain.
Why did I laugh? I know this Being's lease,
My fancy to its utmost blisses spreads;
Yet would I on this very midnight cease,
And the world's ga
C********g
发帖数: 9656
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来自主题: Internet版 - 网络语言列表 - 维基百科 (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 ChinaNews 讨论区 】
发信人: Communipig (共产猪), 信区: ChinaNews
标 题: 网络语言列表 - 维基百科
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon May 2 01:50:18 2011, 美东)
http://zh.wikipedia.org/wiki/%E7%B6%B2%E8%B7%AF%E8%AA%9E%E8%A8%
目录
1 中国大陆
1.1 称呼类
1.2 形容词类
1.3 政治类
1.4 问候类
1.5 其他
1.6 论坛发文类
1.7 情感类
1.8 动作类
1.9 其他类
1.10 fans类
2 香港
2.1 人或地方
2.2 粗俗用语
2.3 火星文
2.4 粤语拼音
2.5 另类... 阅读全帖
N********n
发帖数: 8363
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来自主题: Programming版 - 看到越来越多的公司从.NET转Node了

LOL. You are now in flat denial when being caught w/ your pants
down. Your beloved NODE/JS is good for LAMP-flavor websites maybe
but that's about it. Once you stretch it as if some kinda better
than any server framework you just are just a big laugh.
.Net guys are laughing at you. Java guys are laughing, too. So
are Scala and Go guys. I'm sure C++ guys would laugh as hard if
you dare talk some NODE crap to them. LOL.
s*******0
发帖数: 3461
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来自主题: Actuary版 - 转帖: 抗议的方法汇总
发起华人抗议的好贴子总沉底,做了个SUMMARY, 大家补充,我会定期把贴子顶上来,
也请大家帮顶。感谢Texascave, Clover, DOD0, killerwei , qgyd2, helloterran,
qianhaiyan, weiqing, tsla, MrSingleton, moonflower7等ID
白宫 petition
http://1.usa.gov/1cLkbYk
https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/investigate-jimmy-kimmel-kids-
table-government-shutdown-show-abc-network/tLxzbBjg
白宫 petition 43,538票了, 还差56,462,大家快来投一票吧,
加州的朋友去ABC电视台前抗议
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/SanFrancisco/34045071.html
向FCC投诉Jimmy Kimmel Live!
http://www.mitbbs.com/article_t/... 阅读全帖
l***h
发帖数: 139
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当年系统出错,我这个老ID也由于种种原因从系统里面消失了,不过后来重新注册回来
了,但版主状态没了,也就没法管理版面了。xml版也就一直那样,没人捣乱没人灌水
,其实也没啥不好。
最近看board版关于xml版以及本id的评论,有一些误解。laugh可不是死id。laugh也是
当年mitbbs的水枪。如果需要证明这个就是98年的laugh,随便站长问问题好了。
看了两个RE贴说建议我还是当版主。我想想也有道理,实在不想看到xml版成了抢包子
的滩头。请sysop恢复一下laugh版主身份,我也稍微整理一下版面,删几个无聊帖子。
然后再议
xml是否需要振兴吧。
G**B
发帖数: 371
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来自主题: _BibleStudy版 - word for this week Oct 24th-Nov 1st 2011
〔每日靈修〕
【全年讀經進度】詩篇43
【今日默想禱讀經文】詩 43:3 -5
求你發出你的亮光和真實,好引導我,帶我到你的聖山,到你的居所!我就走
到 神的祭壇,到我最喜樂的神那裡。神啊,我的 神,我要彈琴稱讚你!
我的心哪,你為何憂悶?為何在我裡面煩躁?應當仰望 神,因我還要稱讚他。
他是我臉上的光榮(原文是幫助),是我的 神。
【今日信息】除去憂慮     By Rev. Andrew Tsai
憂慮就像那緩慢的蝸牛,悄悄地爬上了牆頭。它常在不知不覺中,抺去了你心
中一切喜樂的痕跡。憂慮又像是一片黑雲,突然籠罩著上空,片刻前還艷陽高照,刹那
間已是一片烏雲密佈。
要過喜樂的生活是何其的難啊!喜樂就有如終年陰霾的巴黎冬日裡的陽光;在冬日
裡的巴黎,要能看到陽光實在難得,常常是出現一下就不見了。當你看到陽光出現,想
趕緊進屋拿張椅子出來,在屋外享受片刻溫煦的陽光,沒想到椅子還在手上,烏雲就又
籠罩了過來,馬上又是陰霾一片。
在我們的生活中,人人都在尋找喜樂,但是喜樂卻因著人們忙碌和焦躁的生活腳步
,而難覓其踪。
憂慮究竟是什麼?其實,... 阅读全帖
G**B
发帖数: 371
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来自主题: _BibleStudy版 - word for this week Oct 24th-Nov 1st 2011
〔每日靈修〕
【全年讀經進度】詩篇43
【今日默想禱讀經文】詩 43:3 -5
求你發出你的亮光和真實,好引導我,帶我到你的聖山,到你的居所!我就走
到 神的祭壇,到我最喜樂的神那裡。神啊,我的 神,我要彈琴稱讚你!
我的心哪,你為何憂悶?為何在我裡面煩躁?應當仰望 神,因我還要稱讚他。
他是我臉上的光榮(原文是幫助),是我的 神。
【今日信息】除去憂慮     By Rev. Andrew Tsai
憂慮就像那緩慢的蝸牛,悄悄地爬上了牆頭。它常在不知不覺中,抺去了你心
中一切喜樂的痕跡。憂慮又像是一片黑雲,突然籠罩著上空,片刻前還艷陽高照,刹那
間已是一片烏雲密佈。
要過喜樂的生活是何其的難啊!喜樂就有如終年陰霾的巴黎冬日裡的陽光;在冬日
裡的巴黎,要能看到陽光實在難得,常常是出現一下就不見了。當你看到陽光出現,想
趕緊進屋拿張椅子出來,在屋外享受片刻溫煦的陽光,沒想到椅子還在手上,烏雲就又
籠罩了過來,馬上又是陰霾一片。
在我們的生活中,人人都在尋找喜樂,但是喜樂卻因著人們忙碌和焦躁的生活腳步
,而難覓其踪。
憂慮究竟是什麼?其實,... 阅读全帖
T*********e
发帖数: 39815
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来自主题: Detective版 - 网上吵嘴的时候不要用lol
LOL: laugh out loud, 大声浪笑
ROFL: rolling on the floor laughing, 笑得满地打滚
LMAO: laughing my ass off, 笑得屁股掉下来了
ROFLMAO
ROFLOLMAO

四季平安、五福临门、六六大顺、七星高照、八方好运、九九同心、十全十美!
i***s
发帖数: 39120
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甜蜜约会被拍
二人甜蜜约会被拍
甜蜜约会被拍
44岁谢天华婚后不改玩性,09年因醉驾罪获判缓刑,后来又被曝被在夜店约会女模王璐瑶,其妻Tina被气到胃抽筋入院,几乎失去万千师奶粉丝的天华,经此一役后暂时修心养性。不过,谢天华仍不能斩断女人缘,去年拍《潜行狙击》期间,谢天华与首次拍剧的港姐袁嘉敏认识,女方不时在微博表达对天华的思念。
在接受本刊访问时,袁嘉敏提到谢天华时难掩柔情蜜意,更称当时在剧中拍床戏时自己全身被对方摸了个遍。日前,两人还被拍到在电视城餐厅约会,期间二人甜蜜对视,旁若无人,女方更是被摸手袭胸。
餐厅约会旁若无人
本月10日,谢天华在出席完新剧《法网狙击》的记者招待会后,到电视城餐厅与09年港姐最上镜小姐、《潜行狙击》旧拍档袁嘉敏见面。二人相对而坐,有说有笑,期间,谢天华似乎用手机偷拍了袁嘉敏,袁则撒娇似的作势要抢,身穿低胸背心的她,索性离开座位走到天华身旁硬抢,谢天华在和她争抢之际,不仅摸手,更袭到了袁嘉敏的胸部,嬉笑声不绝,旁人也为之侧目,最终抢手机失败,返回座位前仍不忘紧握一下天华的手,亲密关系不言而喻。
《潜行狙击》床戏拍出火花
知情者爆料:“Laughing哥追... 阅读全帖
p******u
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看这洋鬼子多悲愤,好像我鳖又偷了他家的鸡还啥的
http://nucleargreen.blogspot.com/2011/01/have-chinese-been-read
Have the Chinese Been Reading Energy from Thorium or Nuclear Green?
Last week the Chinese Academy of Science announced that it planned to
finance the development of a Chinese Thorium Breeding Molten Salt Reactor (
TMSR) or as it is called in the United States, the Liquid Fluoride Thorium
Reactor (LFTR). The announcement came in a news report from Weihui.news365.
com.cn. The announcement was relayed to Western... 阅读全帖
c***c
发帖数: 21374
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neuron (云中漫步) 于 (Sun Feb 17 16:25:19 2013, 美东) 提到:
如果数据属实,这是我看到的最好的证据,ivy league对亚裔有不成文的15-20%
quotas。近20年亚裔大学适龄人口增加一倍,但是ivy league的比例没有任何变化,而
且8校都越来越集中到15-20%左右。caltech亚裔学生增长跟人口比例增加是吻合的。不
知道MIT,Stanford这些学校如何?
这个图我看只能用racial quotas解释了。除非亚裔学生在这20年内成绩不断下降?这
个基本上没有可能,也无法解释caltech的情况。。。
链接:
http://www.nationalreview.com/articles/339778/racial-quotas-har
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CupidArrow (Death to all who oppose us!) 于 (Sun Feb 17 16:... 阅读全帖
h*********n
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人家好几百年若干代都是德国公民了,头面人物也不少,怎么可能一下子全部铲除?
结果后来希特勒说
"The jews used to laugh...they thought it was all a joke, but they are not
laughing anymore for today they realize the gravity of the situation. And
those who today perhaps still laugh, will not continue to do so tomorrow."
u***n
发帖数: 10554
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Kimmel's 'Kids Table' Is Pretty Much The Best Political Talk Show Ever, But
Not Everyone Is Laughing (UPDATE)
Posted: 10/17/2013 8:19 am EDT | Updated: 10/25/2013 2:40 pm EDT
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/10/17/kimmel-kids-table_n_41
第二句是后来补上的吗?Chinese are not laughing, but someone is laughing?
o**********e
发帖数: 18403
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对。 大家这次得趁热打铁。
Go ahead and laugh at "Killing the Chinese", It's going to be expensive when
you air that "laughter" and communicate that it's ok to say and ok to laugh
at this obvious hate speech. Disney should be happy pay up for building
and mending the China-US bridge and protecting children from unacceptable
hate speech.
Disney should practice what they preach and right a wrong.
Or it would be boycotted, sued and bankrupted.
签名只是第一梯队。
第二梯队是: international and american coverage for t... 阅读全帖
x******g
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Subject: Asking your action against this ongoing promotion of racial
genocide by Jimmy Kimmel and ABC.
写给国会议员样本1:
Dear Honorable Senator / Congressman / Congresswoman / Representative XXX,
I am furious about the show named Kids Table - Government shut down from
Jimmy Kimmel Live. It was suggested by one of the children that killing all
Chinese would solve the debt problem for the US, and EVERYONE including the
adult host is laughing about it. The host even commented that "This is
interesting!"
... 阅读全帖
p*****e
发帖数: 290
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来自主题: Military版 - 一个建议,同意的请跟贴 (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 SanFrancisco 讨论区 】
发信人: protege (protege), 信区: SanFrancisco
标 题: 一个建议,同意的请跟贴
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Oct 28 18:17:52 2013, 美东)
建议大家在各自的社交媒介上post a status as follows。让自己的朋友,朋友的朋友
,包括中国人,美国人,各个国家的人,黑人,白人,拉丁人都知道。社交网络传递的
速度很快,两个陌生人之间可能不需要7个人就可以找到共同的朋友的朋友。如果大家
的朋友一天早上打开脸书,发现都有这样的状态,我觉得会非常有效果,而且对大家来
说,花的时间精力成本也不高。下面这个comment可以作为一个模板(credit goes to
onetiemyshoe).大家也可以选择其它自己认为最有效的comment.
status 正文:
My dear friends, I am asking a big favor from you. If you agree on the
following comments (even pa... 阅读全帖
b*****d
发帖数: 61690
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来自主题: Military版 - Honda25号的声明
"Comments referring to genocide should not be repeated, laughed at, or
tolerated."怎么样?
Representative Judy Chu (CA-27), CAPAC Chair: “I understand the jovial
nature of a comedy show, but jokes about killing over 1 billion Chinese
people are no laughing matter. This type of xenophobic rhetoric can cause
dangerous ramifications for the Asian American community. Although the show
’s producers could not have predicted how the children would respond, Jimmy
Kimmel and the ABC Network should not have a... 阅读全帖
o**********e
发帖数: 18403
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Jimmy Kimmel is the one who asked the racist question, scapegoating Chinese
debt (1.3 trillion) for 30 trillion US obligations. The show was supposed
to be about government shutdown. He's manipulating the kids to say
something outrageous about China, and he got it. Then he aired it, hoping
to get a good laugh.
It started with his decision to race-scapegoat the Chinese, blame Chinese
for everything (government shutdown, debt, trade, jobs, immigration, tea-
party, no-tea-party, occupy, no-occ... 阅读全帖
o**********e
发帖数: 18403
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Jimmy Kimmel is the one who asked the racist question, scapegoating Chinese
debt (1.3 trillion) for 30 trillion US obligations. The show was supposed
to be about government shutdown. He's manipulating the kids to say
something outrageous about China, and he got it. Then he aired it, hoping
to get a good laugh.
It started with his decision to race-scapegoat the Chinese, blame Chinese
for everything (government shutdown, debt, trade, jobs, immigration, tea-
party, no-tea-party, occupy, no-occ... 阅读全帖
l*y
发帖数: 21010
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来自主题: Military版 - 毛主席论女人与中国人口问题
之前在人人网上看到有人转了一个美国外交文件数据库的链接(http://static.histor
y.state.gov/historicaldocuments/frus1969-76v18/d12),说这是1973年中美会谈时
的一份记录,里面有猛料,于是点击来看。。内容果然十分劲爆,而且人物形象栩栩如
生,可以当话剧来演了。在网上搜了一下,没有看到有现成的比较好的翻译,只看到有
机器翻的,所以顺便把相关的段落中英对照地翻了出来,以缅怀伟大领袖毛主席对男女
平等事业所做出的卓越贡献。
FOREIGN RELATIONS OF THE UNITED STATES, 1969–1976 VOLUME XVIII, CHINA, 1973
–1976, DOCUMENT 12
参与者:
Mao Tsetung
Chou En-lai
王海容(Wang Hai-jung):外交部副部长
唐闻生(Tang Wen-sheng):翻译
沈若芸(Shen Jo-yun):翻译
亨利?基辛格博士(Dr. Henry A. Kissinger)
温斯顿?罗德(Winston Lord)
北京, 二月 ... 阅读全帖
l******7
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Russia laugh, North Korea laugh, Vietnam laugh, who else.....
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【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: likeke (知音难觅,知己难寻), 信区: USANews
标 题: 给非川粉的网友:关于1975年Hillary辩护强奸案的一些真相
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Oct 12 00:16:11 2016, 美东)
声明,这篇文章是写给非川粉的网友看的。对于不可理喻的川粉,可以继续去传颂
Trump教主的谎言就行了,比如像这样的谎言:
“Her client she represented got him off and she is seen laughing on two
occasions laughing at the girl who was raped.” — Donald Trump
1.Hillary 是不是自愿强奸犯辩护?
不是。是罪犯想法官要一个女的辩护律师,结果法官指定了Hillary为其辩护律师。
2.Hillary为什么不推掉这个案件?
Hillary曾要求退出案件,但是没被批准。按照法律,Hillary作为公共律师(public
defender),她是不可以推掉官司不为罪犯辩护,否... 阅读全帖
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【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: beijingren3 (), 信区: USANews
标 题: 黑客对床铺炸叙利亚发出警告了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Apr 8 14:37:51 2017, 美东)
https:[email protected]/* *//dont-forget-your-base-867d304a94b1
Don’t Forget Your Base
Respectfully, what the fuck are you doing? TheShadowBrokers voted for you.
TheShadowBrokers supports you. TheShadowBrokers is losing faith in you. Mr.
Trump helping theshadowbrokers, helping you. Is appearing you are abandoning
“your base”, “the movement”, and the peoples who gettin... 阅读全帖
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http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-5094403/Station-Video-shows-nurses-laughing-89-year-old-dies.html
Video shows nurses doubled over LAUGHING as 89-year-old World War 2 veteran
dies in Georgia care home
James Dempsey, 89, gasped for air, called for help and hit the call light in
Northeast Atlanta Health and Rehabilitation Center in February 2014
A video shows that it took seven minutes for a nurse to come in, adjust his
bed, turn off the light, and leave
An hour-and-a-half later three nur... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: Military版 - 不得不服:巴马比床铺会说话
Barack Obama's Speech at John McCain's Funeral
To John's beloved family, Mrs. McCain, to Cindy and the McCain children,
President and Mrs. Bush, President and Secretary Clinton, Vice President and
Mrs. Biden, Vice President and Mrs. Cheney, Vice President Gore, and as
John would say, my friends. We come to celebrate an extraordinary man. A
statesman, a patriot who embodied so much that is best in America.
President Bush and I are among the fortunate few who competed against John
at the highest l... 阅读全帖
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China Responds To Trump's "Barbaric" Tariffs: Vows To Fight "Until The End"
And Have "The Last Laugh"
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-08-24/china-responds-trumps-barbaric-
tariffs-vows-fight-until-end-and-have-last-laugh
“China’s will to defend the core interests of the country and the
fundamental interests of the people is indestructible, and will not fear any
challenge,” the author wrote, promising that "history will prove that the
side on the path of fairness and justice will have the las... 阅读全帖
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【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: ye88 (ye88), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 转一个American Born Chinese写的关于Jimmy kimmel 事件的看法
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sun Nov 3 23:44:40 2013, 美东)
今天一个朋友转过来的, 很长的英文, 不知道大家有没有兴趣看看。
Jimmy Kimmel - kill everyone in China
------------------------------------------------------------------------
All of Jimmy Kimmel’s lines transcribed from the video by me
“kill everyone in China? okay that’s an interesting idea…again.”
“you’re saying build a wall in China? a huge big great kind of a wall?”... 阅读全帖
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http://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2008/09/why_obamas_community_organizer.html
Why Obama's "Community Organizer" Days Are a Joke
By Michelle Malkin
Rudy Giuliani had me in stitches during his red-meat keynote address at the
GOP convention. I laughed out loud when Giuliani laughed out loud while
noting Barack Obama's deep experience as a "community organizer." I laughed
again when VP nominee and Alaska Gov. Sarah Palin cracked: "I guess a small-
town mayor is sort of like a 'community orga
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左派歇斯底里:他们真的相信可以通过花钱来摆脱债务,把钱从经济体的这部分拿走给
那部分会让经济规模更大,父母可以选择杀死婴儿但不能为孩子选择学校...
http://spectator.org/archives/2009/12/18/laughing-at-the-left
Laughing at the Left
By Quin Hillyer on 12.18.09 @ 6:09AM
If the consequences for this great nation of ours weren't so serious and the
policies preferred by the left weren't so dangerous, one would really laugh
, almost uncontrollably, at the beliefs and (il)logic of American liberals.
Based on things they have actually said or done, here are some of the things
q******j
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7. Again, you missed the 笑点.
After the long 铺垫 of his father trying to cheer him up, Joe said his
father's trick was asking "why is tofu better than centralized socialist
economy?" such a 无厘头 question. Tofu and centralized socialist economy
have nothing common to be compared. The expectation of a "cheering up" joke
collided with the 无厘头 question. That is what caused the first laugh.
The second laugh was due to Joe's funny performance.
The third laugh was because of 画龙点睛 "because I said so."
E*******F
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来自主题: USANews版 - obama 学生时代发表的诗歌
http://www.nytimes.com/2008/05/18/us/politics/18poems.html
我靠,怎么看都像是gay
POP
Sitting in his seat, a seat broad and broken
In, sprinkled with ashes
Pop switches channels, takes another
Shot of Seagrams, neat, and asks
What to do with me, a green young man
Who fails to consider the
Flim and flam of the world, since
Things have been easy for me;
I stare hard at his face, a stare
That deflects off his brow;
I’m sure he’s unaware of his
Dark, watery eyes, that
Glance in different directions,
And his s... 阅读全帖
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October 12, 2012 10:58 A.M.
Women weren’t wowed by Joe “Sex Symbol” Biden’s manners in last night’s
debate, when he repeatedly interrupted Paul Ryan with the kind of brazen
rudeness usually reserved for pundits on cable TV.
When I asked for reactions on Twitter, the consensus that emerged was that
Biden was seen as condescending, obnoxious, creepy, and generally unbearable
. Nichole Perreault compared the scene to “Thanksgiving when that rude,
inappropriate elder relative makes you want to rip h... 阅读全帖
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Bumbling Obama Misspells “R-E-S-P-E-C-T,” White House Transcript Scrubs
Blunder
by Jammie
We’re on Year 23 of laughing at Dan Quayle for tacking an “e” at the end
of “potato” even though the classroom teacher had spelled it that way. But
never mind the facts, we’ve got a Republican to laugh at. Meanwhile, the
moron who pronounces “corpsman” as “corpseman” and is widely hailed in
his own mind as the greatest thinker and orator of his generation can’t
spell a simple word.
To cover up his idiocy, h... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: USANews版 - 纽约公园五位少侠不会被起诉
作为一名纽约市民,我觉得Trump打的这个广告根本没错。抓错人,定错罪是司法的问
题。对罪犯和犯罪的纵容才是对每一个守法公民赤裸裸的侵犯。现在中央公园入了夜谁
敢去晃悠?老看到天黑后公园的夜跑者被抢被強奸。
"Many New York families --White, Black, Hispanic and Asian-- have had to
give up the pleasure of a leisurely stroll in the Park at dusk, the Saturday
visit to the playground with their families, the bike ride at dawn, or just
sitting on their stoops-- given them up as hostages to a world ruled by the
law of the streets, as roving bands of wild criminals roam our
neighborhoods dispensing their ... 阅读全帖
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来自主题: USANews版 - 希婆在搞rally啦
sylvin 5 minutes ago
Hillary Rodham Clinton is talking about Trump and his judgment, and on his
foreign policy. I agree with Trump when he says she unleashed ISIS and
wrecked the economy. Her judgment has killed thousands. Should we bring up
Benghazi? I heard some Americans have called her The Butcher of Benghazi.
WOW!! Her judgment...there was a choice she made that allowed the killing of
four Americans and she never blinked an eye.
Radical Islamic militants attacked the American Diplomatic Com... 阅读全帖
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http://www.factcheck.org/2016/06/clintons-1975-rape-case/
Clinton:Of course he claimed he didn’t. All this stuff. He took a lie
detector test. I had him take a polygraph, which he passed, which forever
destroyed my faith in polygraphs. [laughs]
Clinton:So I got an order to see the evidence and the prosecutor didn’t
want me to see the evidence. I had to go to Maupin Cummings and convince
Maupin that yes indeed I had a right to see the evidence [laughs] before it
was presented.
Clinton:I wrote all... 阅读全帖
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200 Reasons Why Hillary Clinton Should Not Be President
Catherine Dunn
|
Posted: Sep 27, 2016 8:00 PM
Hillary Clinton is manifestly unfit to be president of the United States.
Here are 200 reasons why.
Foreign Policy
1. Called for military action in response to computer hacking
2. Defended an illegal coup in Honduras
3. Claimed it made no difference whether the Benghazi attacks were planned
or spontaneous
4. Corrupted a Haitian presidential election
5. Advocated for intervention in Libya, which ... 阅读全帖
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http://www.snopes.com/hillary-clinton-freed-child-rapist-laughed-about-it/
WHAT'S TRUE: In 1975, young lawyer Hillary Rodham was appointed to represent
a defendant charged with raping a 12-year-old girl. Clinton reluctantly
took on the case, which ended with a plea bargain for the defendant, and
later chuckled about some aspects of the case when discussing it years later.
WHAT'S FALSE: Hillary Clinton did not volunteer to be the defendant's lawyer
, she did not laugh about the case's outcome, sh... 阅读全帖
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自己读一读英文,不用翻译吧
http://www.snopes.com/hillary-clinton-freed-child-rapist-laughed-about-it/
WHAT'S TRUE: In 1975, young lawyer Hillary Rodham was appointed to represent
a defendant charged with raping a 12-year-old girl. Clinton reluctantly
took on the case, which ended with a plea bargain for the defendant, and
later chuckled about some aspects of the case when discussing it years later.
WHAT'S FALSE: Hillary Clinton did not volunteer to be the defendant's lawyer
, she did not laugh about the case... 阅读全帖
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声明,这篇文章是写给非川粉的网友看的。对于不可理喻的川粉,可以继续去传颂
Trump教主的谎言就行了,比如像这样的谎言:
“Her client she represented got him off and she is seen laughing on two
occasions laughing at the girl who was raped.” — Donald Trump
1.Hillary 是不是自愿强奸犯辩护?
不是。是罪犯想法官要一个女的辩护律师,结果法官指定了Hillary为其辩护律师。
2.Hillary为什么不推掉这个案件?
Hillary曾要求退出案件,但是没被批准。按照法律,Hillary作为公共律师(public
defender),她是不可以推掉官司不为罪犯辩护,否则她将被取消律师牌照。
3.Hillary有没有嘲笑受害者?
没有。在2014年的记者采访过程中,Hillary笑了3次。然而所笑的都是办案过程的一些
东西,和受害者Kathy Shelton及判决结果没有一点关系。大家可以读网上的
transcripts。
但是,所谓说者无意,听者有意。在... 阅读全帖
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Donald Trump’s New York Times Interview: Full Transcript
By THE NEW YORK TIMESNOV. 23, 2016
President-elect Donald J. Trump during a meeting at The New York Times’s
offices in Manhattan on Tuesday.
Following is a transcript of President-elect Donald J. Trump’s interview on
Tuesday with reporters, editors and opinion columnists from The New York
Times. The transcription was prepared by Liam Stack, Jonah Engel Bromwich,
Karen Workman and Tim Herrera of The Times.
ARTHUR SULZBERGER Jr., publisher o... 阅读全帖
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https:[email protected]/* *//dont-forget-your-base-867d304a94b1
Don’t Forget Your Base
Respectfully, what the fuck are you doing? TheShadowBrokers voted for you.
TheShadowBrokers supports you. TheShadowBrokers is losing faith in you. Mr.
Trump helping theshadowbrokers, helping you. Is appearing you are abandoning
“your base”, “the movement”, and the peoples who getting you elected.
Good Evidence:
#1—Goldman Sach (TheGlobalists) and Military Industrial Intelligence
Complex (MIIC) cabinet
#2... 阅读全帖

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来自主题: USANews版 - 看有谁敢接罗森斯坦的位子
Don't make me laugh, please! A guy named "aple" already made me laugh my
guts out yesterday.
(Wondering what aple said that made me laugh so hard? Ok, hang on to your
hats: He said many sex crime victims did not report the crime because of [
the trauma caused by] the loss of their virginity. Yep, you heard me right.)

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来自主题: USANews版 - 看有谁敢接罗森斯坦的位子
(Wondering what aple said that made me laugh so hard? Ok, hang on to your
hats: He said many sex crime victims did not report the crime because of [
the trauma caused by] the loss of their virginity. Yep, you heard me right.)
Nah, I laughed for a good reason. Wouldn't you laugh when seeing somebody
say stupid things like this?
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It is so so funny. I laughed, laughed. My 8-month old daughter was standing
in her crib and saw me laughed so hard. She lauhged with me.
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