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全部话题 - 话题: humanbeing
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m*********n
发帖数: 28
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来自主题: Programming版 - 该怎么设计这个类?
后面的补充想法是对的。给你个范例程序
struct SexOrgan {
};
struct Asshole : public SexOrgan {
};
struct Dick : public SexOrgan {
};
struct Pussy : public SexOrgan {
void Eat(Dick& dick) {
};
};
void B2B(Pussy& p0, Pussy& p1) {
}
struct HumanBeing {
virtual void BangWith(HumanBeing & that) {
// take off all clothes;
}
};
struct Female;
struct Male : public HumanBeing {
virtual void BangWith(HumanBeing& that) {
HumanBeing::BangWith(that);
Female* female = dynamic_cast阅读全帖
c*********e
发帖数: 16335
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来自主题: Programming版 - 该怎么设计这个类?
HumanBeing 有3个子类:Male, Female, Gay。
你这个是用if...else把不同的子类分开,如果子类是Male,这么做;如果子类是Female,
这么做. 那么,如果再要加一个新的子类,Transgender,你的很多函数要重新写了,比
如下面这个BangWith()函数。况且,gay,可以是Male, or Female.
struct Female : public HumanBeing {
virtual void BangWith(HumanBeing& that) {
HumanBeing::BangWith(that);
Male* male = dynamic_cast (&that);
if (male) {
pussy->Eat(male->ShowStuff());
} else {
Female* female = dynamic_cast (&that);
if ... 阅读全帖
b******r
发帖数: 3206
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来自主题: _K12版 - 我不能每样都好
呵呵。很好啊。而且这个话八成是老师教的。我们丫头有阵子天天说:妈妈,我是
Humanbeing嘛,是Humanbeing就会犯错滴。然后还发挥一下:妈妈,你也是humanbeing
么?那你也应该会犯错的啊。
p***r
发帖数: 20570
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - 谣言可以杀人
It's so difficult to be logical these days. Can you really explain how the
new "good" vaccine can reduce the population by 10% to 15%? This is simply
beyond everybody's common sense.
You mean the new vaccine would promote the people's health. Therefore, it
would reduce the new born rate? Give me a break. With a good health, normal
humanbeing would just produce more babies. That's indeed the case of China
after the invention of small pox vaccine, which is also true for the rest of
the world.
Also... 阅读全帖
C****n
发帖数: 2324
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来自主题: DotNet版 - 好像c#为了DotNet牺牲了不少
I guess we need to define "Computing Language". By the end of the day, "C#,
Java, VB ... etc" are supposed to serve the same purpose as Natural language
like English, Chinese, to computer of course. It enables you to give
specific instruction to a computer. But it needs to be able to easily
understood by human being also.
If you can live "one" keyword, don't create "two", that's good for computer.
But not good for humanbeing. Unfortunately the language is writen by
humanbeing, and has to be unde
c*********e
发帖数: 16335
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来自主题: Programming版 - 该怎么设计这个类?
en,感觉精华在这
virtual void BangWith(HumanBeing& that) {
HumanBeing::BangWith(that);
Male* male = dynamic_cast (&that);
if (male) {
...
} else {
...
t***k
发帖数: 30
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忍不住出来说几句话:
1。 在国难当头之际,捐款出自人类基本的同情心,落款humanbeing 已经足够。目的
是尽心,不是钓誉。 不欺于暗室是君子, 行善于无名是大德!
市恩不如报德之为厚
要誉不如逃名之为适
2。 对与义务工作者,请在尊重的前提下,提出建设性的意见。
人无完人, 谁都不是职业社会活动家/捐款组织家,要给她们足够的尊重和信任, 给
她们一个学习的过程和心情。下次她们一定会做的更好,是吗?
3。批评和建议以何种方式,在何种程度上才容易被接受,要多换位思考,己所不欲,
请勿施于人
攻人之恶毋太严,要思其堪受
教人以善毋过高,当使其可从
4。 无论此时还是今后的中国, 都更需要实干家, 尽管未必完美!
衷心感谢这次活动的组织者和参与者!
i*****5
发帖数: 43
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Can not image these words come out of a humanbeing!
What kind of society this is?
It is also surprised that so many people agree this guy's opinion.
The problem is not those kids in 农村.
The problem is our society.
Think of problems using your brain, folks! you have the brain, right?!
What a broken world this is!
r*********n
发帖数: 949
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来自主题: Headline版 - 两车碾烂女童 20人路过不屑一顾
WTF is going on in my home country?
If those bystands were afraid, they even don't have to touch the baby, just
call 120, stand there wave to stop the cars, tell them police is coming, so
the baby won't be ran over again and again...It did not cost them anything
and there were almost no risk to them!
Those F*** people, the drivers, the bystanders, they should all go to hell
because they are not humanbeing!
w**********g
发帖数: 1985
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共有 63 条留言:
minicoooper 于 2011-10-17 12:34:56 的留言:
一边看一边流泪,我可爱的中国,5000年文明史,到了今天的天朝,道德沦丧麻木不仁
到了非人的地步!感谢邓笑贫,感谢dang!
yling 于 2011-10-17 12:30:02 的留言:
第一个肇事司机应该以故意杀人和肇事逃逸严惩。但那些“冷漠”的路人,我觉得是可
以理解的。道理和老人摔倒没人敢扶是一样的。
其实大家之所以感到非常气愤,是因为这个新闻先让你知道了小女孩是被车碾过的。而
那20多个“冷漠”的路人,他们当时并不知道(小女孩被车碾过后,虽然受很严重的内
伤,但外表不一定看得出来,除非直接被碾爆头部)。特别是“小女孩不停地挥动着两
只小手”,其实两岁的小孩躺在地上玩耍是常有的事(我儿子也是如此)。
我相信,如果那20多个路人当时已经知道小女孩是被车碾压的,他们会出手帮助的。因
为这种情况是说的清楚的——被汽车碾压的还是被步行的行人撞的,医生或公安局法医
很容易判断出来。
最没有人性的,是小女孩的父母,居然把一个两岁多的小孩放在一个车来车往的货物市
场自由走动不管。他们才是杀害... 阅读全帖
m****s
发帖数: 7397
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来自主题: Military版 - Fuck you ! (转载)
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发信人: mitaas (快乐的山里人), 信区: Piebridge
标 题: Fuck you !
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Oct 24 18:38:08 2011, 美东)
Because you are a piece of shit!
You are the crawling dirtbag of the earth
A skunk of humanbeings
You are a fucking dog wrapped in a human'a body.
You and all your fucking AIDS infested women can suck my cock
And feed each other stinky shit!!!!!
Eat Shit. Fucking skunk!
T*********s
发帖数: 2987
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来自主题: Military版 - Why would anyone buy a Porsche
You don't even speak Chinese like a humanbeing your mom did not wash your
foul mouth you 几把.
b******3
发帖数: 4385
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美国的今天的混乱就是虚幻的理想和眼前现实的冲突的结果。用江总书记话闷生发大财
,很多仗是可以不打的,很多狗粮其实也没必要发的,天然的地理优势,把黑人,拉美
人,早点赶出美国,换成几千万老中,今天的美国何止于如此。
对于一个有点理想主义的人,今天看到中越的冲突,至少不能说中国是对的,越南,韩
国跟中国跟了两千年,别人危难之时,你作大哥保护不了别人,今天又有什么资格让别
人心服口服跟着你走。当年自己为了给美国人纳头名状,拿小弟越南祭旗,我是中国人
,我不觉得这些符合我们中国人宣扬的道义二字。但是人性是自私的,国家也唯有自私
才能立于不败之地。但人很多时候又不甘心把自己归位猫狗一样的动物,用各种各样的
手段,
证明我们和动物是多么的不一样。听听那美妙的音乐,看看那妙曼的女子。可是我们无
非是在等待下一场更加自私的决斗罢了。In that sense, humanbeings are doomed .
d**********2
发帖数: 684
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来自主题: Military2版 - @@@@@给天8对接高潮泼点冷水
Do you have any sense of engineering?
The asteriod is a potato-shaped tiny object in the solar system only about
500 meter x 200 meter big with almost zero gravity, 300 million KM away from
the Earth, traveling at 100 thousand km/hour with its own rotation...all
the landing on, samplingfrom , and departuring from the asteriod has to be
totally automatic without any instruction from the Earth due to the long
distance. In another word, the probe had to make its own decision onsite.
The tricky part... 阅读全帖
C****n
发帖数: 2324
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来自主题: USANews版 - 政府管得越多越不好
1. TAX/Money is the most effecient way to idnetify your contribution to this
country. I don't see any other easy ways to do this.
Besides, when people contribute, we reward them with money. Give them an
"honor" like what we do in China, is fucking insulting their intelligence!
Money is what I pay for your service, Period. So if you give money to the
country, you are contributing to the country. Don't tell me those great
scientist, artist, sportman, Police, Marine, who contribute a lot too.... 阅读全帖
P*********0
发帖数: 4321
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non-cold-blooded humanbeing
m*r
发帖数: 37612
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kao, is this a humanbeing should ask?
h*****n
发帖数: 924
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@ok, it seems that so many Pulitzer awards are taking advantage of politics,
so they should all be trashed.
Humanbeings are poliitcal animals, so there is political bias everywhere. I
do not think merely talking politically can earn somebody an important award
.

和哈
小说
h*****n
发帖数: 924
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@Frankly, I do not think this is a very practical plan.
Female faculty usually finish their training when they are young, and are co
nstantly under far more stress than their male colleagues if they want a
decent career plus normal humanbeing life: married, with kids.
Exceptions are:
1. Non tenure track lecturer. Hard work, low pay, not secure, not much
research. You may consider this, but I do not think it is worth the
investment.
2. Primary earner, so the husband takes care of everything at ho... 阅读全帖
h*****n
发帖数: 924
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来自主题: Faculty版 - 碰到这样的导师怎么办
it is unlikely for a prof to dislike good students/ideas. it sometimes hinge
s on how you present it. humanbeings have some subtle feelings. for instance
, outsmarting him in public is not a good idea, but making good points in
private is mostly fine and welcome.
h*****n
发帖数: 924
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来自主题: Faculty版 - 这个教授是喜欢我吗? (转载)
as far as i know, profs are no different from other humanbeings, are they?
so, the thing is as simple as whether both of you are single.
y********a
发帖数: 138
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来自主题: Family版 - 纯粹BSO贴,老公回家了
LZ's EQ is low (obvious)
IQ is low (based on the writings & perspectives---totally illiterate)
and old
What a pathetic humanbeing
I feel sympathy for you
M**********n
发帖数: 4964
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一个三座位的沙发能有200 sqft?你见过哪个humanbeing的屁股超过60 sqft的。
h*******y
发帖数: 864
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来自主题: Investment版 - 为什么股市黄金一涨
Well, if you want to count the stupid things that people do, it is endless.
Rationality is an illusion of humanbeing and it has fooled the economists
for centuries. So right now a new branch for economist is to study human as
an emotional animal rather than an utility maximizer.
C****n
发帖数: 2324
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来自主题: Investment版 - 关于投资的思考
A fair world is a world with no inflation.
I make my money, I can lend my money to somebody else and collect interest.
But if I DO NOT lend my money out, I should be able to buy the same amount
of GAS, FOOD, HOUSE next year. The price can be up and down based on
humanbeing's normal economic activity.
But the BANK, the FED, created artificial inflation to UNFAIR this world. As
long as the bank honestly printing money based on the economic growth, I am
OK with the price up and down.
I guess the on... 阅读全帖
H**********5
发帖数: 2012
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来自主题: JobHunting版 - 宁可不嫁也不乱嫁,我有错吗?
It just needs oil instead of a humanbeing


: Would you like to match a wsn from mitbbs job hunting?

t***h
发帖数: 40
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按照美国现今的家庭法, 一个孩子在an attempt marriage 生下来的, the conclusive
presumption. In addition, the rapist has no constitutional right to be the
father, the rapist can do the contribution if he want go if he did not go to
jail. The only father is Judge Hiroshige by his own testimony in the
criminal hearing.
In addition, the judge has legal obligation to report a crime by American
law, as a lawyer, and a judicial officer. He is not only fail to report the
crime, in addition, he had abused his power, used his... 阅读全帖
B*****I
发帖数: 1378
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☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
tshch (大丈夫) 于 (Mon Nov 19 03:35:51 2012, 美东) 提到:
IN THE COURT OF APPEAL OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA
SECOND APPELATE DISTRICT
DIVISION TWO
Wan (aka Winnie) Tin ) Case #: B222712
)
Plaintiff and Respondent, ) (Sup. Ct. No. CK71139)
v. )
Los Angeles County Superior Court )
)
In re Joshua Tin )
... 阅读全帖
j****1
发帖数: 15497
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来自主题: LosAngeles版 - 飞翔寻鲸记
no, humanbeing~
m****s
发帖数: 7397
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发信人: mitaas (快乐的山里人), 信区: Piebridge
标 题: Good Morning 版主。如果你删这个。给我一个站内邮件
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Oct 24 18:38:08 2011, 美东)
Talkshitty,
Because you are a piece of shit!
You are the crawling dirtbag of the earth
A skunk of humanbeings
You are a fucking dog wrapped in a human'a body.
You and all your fucking AIDS infested women can suck my cock
And feed each other stinky shit!!!!!
Eat Shit. Fucking skunk!
Eat shit. Eat shit. Eat shit
m****s
发帖数: 7397
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发信人: mitaas (快乐的山里人), 信区: Piebridge
标 题: Good Morning 版主。如果你删这个。给我一个站内邮件
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Oct 24 18:38:08 2011, 美东)
Talkshitty,
Because you are a piece of shit!
You are the crawling dirtbag of the earth
A skunk of humanbeings
You are a fucking dog wrapped in a human'a body.
You and all your fucking AIDS infested women can suck my cock
And feed each other stinky shit!!!!!
Eat Shit. Fucking skunk!
Eat shit. Eat shit. Eat shit
d*****s
发帖数: 313
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来自主题: PHILADELPHIA版 - Re: 别哭,我最爱的人
No Chinese input here.
I do have something to say about ZZH. He is special, not because he is
paralyzed, but because he has a personality which deserves respect.
His songs were popular in early 90'. At that time, Taiwan's economy
had already finished a big turnaround. People in Taiwan became rich,
youths got lost. Humanbeing tends to think deeply when he is in
economically unstable condition but when one does not need to worry about
money, mental and body pleasure can always rule most of the peo
V**********1
发帖数: 24381
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We will never forget the Connecticut school shooting,
Or the tiny victims from Sandy Hook,
But we as humanbeing can offer our heartfelt prayers and deepest condolences
to the grieving families and the small New England community of Newtown.
It is an eternal rest, we can say together as a family for the deceased from
Sandy Hook Elementary School, can help our own children in some small way
deal with the tragedy, giving the pain of the traumatic event to Jesus (or
by whatever name we call our God)... 阅读全帖
u***n
发帖数: 10554
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同觉得有改进的余地,比如用SaveKids,SaveMankind(或者humanbeing).
小字可以写NoHateSpeech,NoSchoolShooting之类。
突出正能量。
关于颜色,可以用红黄混合后的橙色,象征正能量(太阳的颜色),希望与光明。
T恤可以是黑色打底,用橙色可以非常跳。如果喜欢也可以考虑白底。
u***n
发帖数: 10554
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同觉得有改进的余地,比如用SaveKids,SaveMankind(或者humanbeing).
小字可以写NoHateSpeech,NoSchoolShooting之类。
突出正能量。
关于颜色,可以用红黄混合后的橙色,象征正能量(太阳的颜色),希望与光明。
T恤可以是黑色打底,用橙色可以非常跳。如果喜欢也可以考虑白底。
s******b
发帖数: 305
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来自主题: Basketball版 - Too good to be true.
Only 23 years old. Only 7 games as starting point guard in NBA. We request
too much for him. He is still a humanbeing, his god just want him to cool
down for a while, and will guide him to a successful career.
U******u
发帖数: 5829
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as I said, this virus can cause disease only 20-70+% in human, and many
animals carry it but no disease occur, especially like bats.
even in humanbeing, 潜伏期 can be months long.......
T*********e
发帖数: 39815
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that is like non humanbeing on earth
s***i
发帖数: 6149
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fifa has made it very clear. referee as humanbeing is part of the game. no
technology intervention for any decision making
U******u
发帖数: 5829
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来自主题: Tennis版 - 看看白衣几点几?
go on, go on, very interesting to see u deny--which is a very important
immature defence mechanish for humanbeing to use it for self defence, but
pay attention: it's a immature defence mechanish based on psychiatry's
classification, totally 12 defence mechanishes human being use in mental
activities.......
the more u deny, the better to show how u lie before.......
hehehe
m****s
发帖数: 7397
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发信人: mitaas (快乐的山里人), 信区: Piebridge
标 题: Good Morning 版主。如果你删这个。给我一个站内邮件
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Oct 24 18:38:08 2011, 美东)
Talkshitty,
Because you are a piece of shit!
You are the crawling dirtbag of the earth
A skunk of humanbeings
You are a fucking dog wrapped in a human'a body.
You and all your fucking AIDS infested women can suck my cock
And feed each other stinky shit!!!!!
Eat Shit. Fucking skunk!
Eat shit. Eat shit. Eat shit
s***n
发帖数: 10693
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来自主题: LeisureTime版 - 爱情与减肥
理工科女生版2
public class a_cubby_woman
inherits humanbeing.women
dim weight as single
dim ate , exercised as boolean

public sub new()
weight = 108
end sub
public function gain_weight(byval ate as boolean) as single
if ate then
weight = weight + 1
else
weight = weight - 0.5
end if
return weight
end function
public function loss_weight(byval exercised as boolean) as single
if exerc... 阅读全帖
y******5
发帖数: 1880
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来自主题: Sound_of_Music版 - 推荐 Delta Goodrem - Fragile
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uXZJrGsdeM
有时候脆弱 多么坚强的人都在所难免吧
听到qq那头传来的哭音还是心疼了
limitation永远都在
没有完美的世界或生活

引用一句
我们是humanbeing
肉做的我们很tender
。。。
m****s
发帖数: 7397
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发信人: mitaas (快乐的山里人), 信区: Piebridge
标 题: Good Morning 版主。如果你删这个。给我一个站内邮件
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Oct 24 18:38:08 2011, 美东)
Talkshitty,
Because you are a piece of shit!
You are the crawling dirtbag of the earth
A skunk of humanbeings
You are a fucking dog wrapped in a human'a body.
You and all your fucking AIDS infested women can suck my cock
And feed each other stinky shit!!!!!
Eat Shit. Fucking skunk!
Eat shit. Eat shit. Eat shit
c******n
发帖数: 16666
45
public enum human { humanA, humanB }
m****s
发帖数: 7397
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来自主题: Piebridge版 - 周末坑:老情人
Because you are a piece of shit!
You are the crawling dirtbag of the earth
A skunk of humanbeings
You are a fucking dog wrapped in a human'a body.
You and all your fucking AIDS infested women can suck my cock
And feed each other stinky shit!!!!!
Eat Shit. Fucking skunk!
m******t
发帖数: 2416
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来自主题: SciFiction版 - 找着个旧帖
hehe, I especially liked the last part. How the virus grows superior
than its human-made rival due to that the later one is restricted by
humanbeing. Also how the virus reach other superior intelligence.
btw, gee, if you post this on New Thread Friend 6-7 years ago,
you must be some very famous guy on there...
b**p
发帖数: 17
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//faint
Anyone who voluteer to continue looking for the humanbeing?
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