f********t
发帖数: 6999 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 Dreamer 讨论区 】
发信人: Dreamer (不要问我从哪里来), 信区: Dreamer
标 题: 现在老中夫妻也越来越会玩了
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Mar 11 17:05:05 2016, 美东)
Chinese cuckold seeks white bull to satisfy marriage - mw4m (boston)
age: 33
we'e finally worked up the courage to invite a white man to serve as a bull
in order to spice up our marriage.
we are an attractive asian couple in our early thirties, no children, home
owner.
husband performance has gone down hill and wife isn't satisfied. we're
looking for a handsome white man... 阅读全帖 |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 2 “When they resign, apple should give them a very handsome severance for
protecting the product. Then the engineer cant be forced to do anything
afterwards, and apple can hire them back some day in the future.” |
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o******1
发帖数: 12177 | 3 The answer is yes. All handsome guys are all looking at you at all times. If
a guy is not looking at you, he must be unhandsome. |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 4 “I expect that the populist backlash will be intense and will impact
everything from high-end real estate to PACs (effectively political shell
companies),” says one of my favorite sources, Peter Atwater, a behavioral
economist. “Voters are increasingly angry at the seeming transience of the
financial/corporate/political elite. The 1% can move anywhere they want—and
profit handsomely from the relocation, but the 99% can’t. Worse, the 99%
are left with the aftermath—the empty buildings of a desert... 阅读全帖 |
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s*****r
发帖数: 11545 | 5 It is understandable for me that she fell in love with him. He was handsome
, he was powerful, he was Polish. Who wouldn't...
Have they ever xoxoxoed? |
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t*****a
发帖数: 5180 | 6 零式是海军的，陆军同期的是隼式，非常handsome的一款战斗机，但性能没有零式这么
突出． |
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l******r
发帖数: 18699 | 7 you are beautiful, you are beautiful
you are so handsome, you are so xi ma,thank you much, please do me... |
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x*****8
发帖数: 10683 | 8 如果我搂着大胸粗腰矮胖的小云，是不是不太相称啊？
我现在的女学生现在都说我是tall and handsome。 |
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W*****B
发帖数: 4796 | 10 Jared kushner "devastatingly handsome"
：如果不住，政府有专门安保不？那女婿我看挺灵的一个人 |
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H******e
发帖数: 281 | 11 【 以下文字转载自 Dreamer 讨论区 】
发信人: Dreamer (不要问我从哪里来), 信区: Dreamer
标 题: Rose Kennedy 说 -- 完美的幸福真的不能长久
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Dec 27 04:24:45 2016, 美东)
"In my life, I am often reminded that there is a destiny that rules over us,
because no one whom I know about or whom I read about seems to be
completely happy during a long time. Our family was the perfect family --
boys brilliant, girls attractive and intelligent, money, prestige, a young
father and mother of intelligence, devoted, exemplary habits and ... 阅读全帖 |
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s*f
发帖数: 1071 | 12 你是拿无知当有趣
他们两个假装不合，每年都吵架，都闹了10年了，
转贴给你科普一下
2006
事情的起源要從2006年說起，當時Matt Damon已經是荷里活的一線大明星，拍完兩集《
盜海豪情》(Ocean's Eleven和Ocean's Twelve)和兩集《叛諜追擊》(The Bourne
Identity和The Bourne Supremacy)，還成為了《無間道風雲》的其中一位男主角，名
利雙收。而"Jimmy Kimmel Live!"是一個播出了三年的晚間清淡節目(《今晚睇李》「
參考」的其中一個節目)，雖然頗收歡迎，但沒有太多機會邀請荷里活大明上來接受訪
問。
當時，節目主持Jimmy Kimmel覺得自己的節目不可能邀請到Matt Damon這樣的大明星，
因此時常在節目的結尾說"Our apologies to Matt Damon, we ran out of time."(「
對不起啊!Matt Damon，我們沒有時間了。)，假裝沒有時間訪問Matt Damon，並承諾會
再次度期。
一天，Matt Damon真的上了"Jimmy Kimmel Live!... 阅读全帖 |
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r*******g
发帖数: 32828 | 13 【 以下文字转载自 Dreamer 讨论区 】
发信人: Dreamer (不要问我从哪里来), 信区: Dreamer
标 题: Re: 成功男人的标准，就是看曾和多少女人无套做爱过
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue May 16 17:06:19 2017, 美东)
曾和14女人无套做爱过:
3 in China.
3 in USA west coast.
8 in East coast.
all are not hookers. their jobs are: student, accountant, sales lady, house
wife, restaurant waitress, marketing analyst, hair salon worker, realtor
agent, etc
4 virgins
4 non-virgin but singles
6 MBA(married but available),
all are real... haha
why? I'm handsome, tall, manly, rich, general(gave ... 阅读全帖 |
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x********e
发帖数: 35261 | 15 星光自称菌版第一美女，她炮的男人肯定得封个同等级的头衔啊 |
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s*****r
发帖数: 11545 | 16 Her boyfriend is more handsome than the outlaw. |
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x****6
发帖数: 4339 | 17 你这自狠自得太厉害了；哥的女友，典型的blonde，明确表示哥很handsome，她的朋友
们也一致赞同。
接近不一定就是好，exotic在表达适当的时候，是会加分的。
一旦打破外表的藩篱，内心的交互才是最重要。 |
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x****e
发帖数: 1780 | 18 丫就一外 发剩女
: 你这自狠自得太厉害了；哥的女友，典型的blonde，明确表示哥很handsome，她
的朋友
: 们也一致赞同。
: 接近不一定就是好，exotic在表达适当的时候，是会加分的。
: 一旦打破外表的藩篱，内心的交互才是最重要。
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d********m
发帖数: 3662 | 20 lu yi. handsome of all times |
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W*****B
发帖数: 4796 | 21 老了就不行了。他这种类型就是年轻时看着不错，年纪一大就没法看了。
：lu yi. handsome of all times |
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d**l
发帖数: 897 | 22 KORLA, China — Nobody knows what happened to the Uighur student after he
returned to China from Egypt and was taken away by police.
Not his village neighbors in China’s far west, who haven’t seen him in
months. Not his former classmates, who fear Chinese authorities beat him to
death.
Not his mother, who lives in a two-story house at the far end of a country
road, alone behind walls bleached by the desert sun. She opened the door one
afternoon for an unexpected visit by Associated Press reporter... 阅读全帖 |
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W*****B
发帖数: 4796 | 23 俘获大量少女和大妈的芳心。大量女粉丝为他所倾倒。这是为什么？如果是黄男的话会
有这种事情吗？
Florida School Shooting Suspect Nikolas Cruz Has Been Getting Piles of Fan
Mail
He has not seen any of the letters
Associated Press
(FORT LAUDERDALE, Fla.) — The suspect in the Florida high school shooting
that killed 17 is getting letters of support in jail including fan mail and
pictures of scantily-clad women in addition to hundreds of dollars in
contributions to his commissary account.
Teenage girls, women and men are sending letters and photogr... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 24 使劲一把拉过来，布什保持微笑，毛主席指指他，惊讶表情，看看唐闻生
唐闻生： Chairman Mao says you are handsome |
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d***o
发帖数: 3770 | 25 不仅中国人嫉妒外发，白人也很嫉妒外发。去1家连锁店吃饭，吃完正准备出门，店主
走了出来，他家拥有好几家连锁店，别人还买他家店名开店。他是个白人大叔，见到90
岁白牛两人开始寒暄，白人大叔不无嫉妒地问90岁白牛：Who is this handsome guy?
Your escort? Your boyfriend? 90岁白牛脸红了，赶紧把话岔开，说：How is your
mom doing?店主说：She is doing OK. She behaves herself!我知道他是在开玩笑，
但过后1想，这是骂90岁白牛不behaves herself老不正经啊！ |
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s********o
发帖数: 861 | 26 你应该回答： Ah, that's because that you are handsome. |
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发帖数: 1 | 27 我是最幽默的人，连老美都觉得跟我在一起很fun....
我的中国朋友就不用说了。。。。
上个一个礼拜，在空隙时间，我在一个角落吃snack,突然发现身边多了一个帅哥。。。
我当然很nice，我说： How are you...
。。。搭腔着，突然不知道他来了一句：I am animal.
我笑死了。。。。。
me: You are not animal.You are human being. What is your name?
He: Taylor.
Me: That is my Botcat's name
He: What is Botcat.
Me: a small tiger....
lol。。。。。。。
Me: Seriously, you are very handsome...
He: I take the compliment...
他的眼睛好蓝，他好帅。。。。他是我们这里的一个技术员。。。lol |
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l******2
发帖数: 5522 | 28 然后对拍照的记者说: get nice picture so everyone is look handsome and THIN |
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A******8
发帖数: 294 | 30 maybe you are not handsome enough. If you are, she will almost definitely
buy you a dinner. |
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S*********e
发帖数: 4 | 31 Money is the anthem, of success, so before we go out.
What's your address?
I'm your National Anthem, God, you're so handsome.
Take me to the Hamptons Bugatti Veyron |
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k****o
发帖数: 83 | 32 月光啊下面的凤尾竹哟
轻柔啊美丽像绿色的雾哟
竹楼里的好姑娘
光彩夺目像夜明珠
听啊多少深情的葫芦笙
对你倾诉着心中的爱慕
哎金孔雀般的好姑娘
为什么不打开爱你的窗户
月光下的凤尾竹
轻柔啊美丽像绿色的雾哟
竹楼里的好姑娘
歌声啊甜润像果子露
痴情的小伙子
野藤莫缠槟榔树
姑娘啊我的心已经属于人
金孔雀要配金马鹿
月光下的凤尾竹
轻柔啊美丽像绿色的雾哟
竹楼里的好姑娘
为谁敞开门又开窗户
哦是农科站的小岩鹏
摘走这颗夜明珠哎
金孔雀跟着金马鹿
一起走向那结婚登记处。。
♪♪♪♪♪
西方听众很享受这首歌的旋律，为此我特意翻译成英文。作为音乐外行，也不知这样的
英语歌词能否唱起来顺口。
Ah, the phoenix-tailed bamboo under the moonlight,
Gentle, beautiful, like the green mist.
The beautiful girl in the bamboo house,
Shining, dazzling, like the luminous jade.
L... 阅读全帖 |
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s*****r
发帖数: 11545 | 33 This is something you know, you admit, you hate, but you don't have to make
it a manifesto. After all, you ain't that handsome or rich either.
: [在 lovevirgin (荒野大镖客) 的大作中提到：]
: :毛女，准白牛
: :☆ 发自 iPhone 买买提 1.24.07
: 毛女也3000
: 所以我一直想弄个维族牛缓和一下
: 不是我鄙视汉人，大部分国女确实没法看
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c*********d
发帖数: 9770 | 34 handsome念成“汗德桑母”，其实应该是“汗桑母”。
为了us的future，为什么不是our future？ |
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e*i
发帖数: 10288 | 35 we have two hands.
3 Some = handsome... |
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L**G
发帖数: 2602 | 36 笑死了，我学生物的啊，你这handsome dongbaby 哪个烂校毕业的，我明显指出的是他
用longwood 发的第一个广告还受到你们千老帮的嘲笑，你那烂英语省省吧，你个soft
eater,LOL
bread?
Or |
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L**G
发帖数: 2602 | 37 You,loser,ugly postdog
Your wife feed u ass
You thought you handsome dog
But she thought u r a dick
U never come back
But u came like a dog
bread?
Or |
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发帖数: 1 | 38 you must be very handsome |
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发帖数: 1 | 42 Handsome rich nice humorous sporty Asian guys. |
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S*****n
发帖数: 4185 | 43 各种姿势真是基情四射，很涨知识。
从红楼梦开始，中国也算是历史悠久的LGBT大国了。
啥时候盖婚合法化，让handsome们理直气壮出柜？ |
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E******k
发帖数: 389 | 46 Elon is not handsome but looks pleasing and approachable |
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k*****r
发帖数: 21039 | 47 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: kayaker (霜晨の月), 信区: Military
标 题: 啊，条约型重巡洋舰
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Oct 22 10:24:57 2011, 美东)
在1万吨排量，和8寸炮这两个constraints下，各国各县神通，造出一批非常handsome
的重巡。 窃以为还是妙高型最为漂亮，高雄型舰桥太复杂了：
图为妙高型的那智号高速前进，前往歼灭米英澳荷舰队的征途中： |
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q******e
发帖数: 960 | 48 自费倭杂,外发奇葩,撸管献血,倒插菊花
handsome |
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q******e
发帖数: 960 | 49 Kayaker疯狂哈日导致日本灭亡
handsome |
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k*****r
发帖数: 21039 | 50 說起二戦日本的戰斗机，似乎海軍的零式为代表的更为有名，其实陆军方面在航空战力
上也下了大本钱，試作机无数. 日本航空科技和工业, 有很多优秀的科学家和工程师,
但是在政府层面, 因为陆海军的对立关系, 航空工业资源被分散了, 陆海军各搞一套,
浪费了大量资源, 研发了很多型号, 但真正令人满意大批生产的不多. 就陆军方面看，
大批服役的单座机有四个型号，每年推出一个新型号, 完成同样的战斗任务, 不能不说
是对资源的极大浪费.
一式战斗机"隼"，試作代号，ki(机)-43
二式戦斗机"鈡馗"，試作代号，ki-44
三式戦斗机"飛燕"，試作代號，ki-61
四式戦斗机"疾风"，試作代號，ki-84
戦斗机被陆军接受正式服役，就会有正式的名称和绰號，如二式戦斗机，"鈡馗"。四二
年算日本纪元二千六百零二年，所以此年服役的飛机为二式。没有被陆军接受服役的，
就只有試作机代號，如ki-96試作高高度戦斗机。
陆军戦斗机经常被米军誤認，真珠湾後横扫大陆天空的陆軍一式战斗机“隼"，像拍苍
蝇一樣击落无数的水牛，屁40，飓风，和喷火战斗机，被米英军認为是海军的零式。老
骗子陈纳德，多少年后都还声称丫... 阅读全帖 |
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