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m***y
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应该马上改用政确的表达方式
put his hands down her pants and directly stimulated her genitalia
这个纨绔子弟啊,就是不学无术。要是象老汉这样多读点书,不就不会说出什么抓猫来
了吗?
你们伢们也来读读名著
(i) Wednesday, November 15, 1995
Ms. Lewinsky testified that she had her first sexual contact with the
President on the evening of Wednesday, November 15, 1995, while she was an
intern at the White House. Two times that evening, the President invited Ms.
 Lewinsky to meet him near the Oval Office.(15) On the first occasion,
the President took Ms. L... 阅读全帖
x****d
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来自主题: USANews版 - the Crook vs the Monster
By Scott Adams
Thanks to timely assists from Wikileaks, Trump has successfully framed
Hillary clinton as a crooked politician. Meanwhile, Clinton has successfully
framed Trump as a dangerous monster. If the mainstream polls are accurate,
voters prefer the crook to the monster. That makes sense because a crook
might steal your wallet but the monster could kill you. As of today, Clinton
has the superior persuasion strategy. Crook beats monster.
Reality isn’t a factor in this election, as per usual... 阅读全帖
c*******e
发帖数: 5818
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纸壳儿作的,左派真有想象力! 但不知投 yes or no 大法官,跟男人的那个有啥关系!
Susan Collins Was Sent A ‘3-Foot-Long Cardboard Cutout Of Male Genitalia’
DC: Maine Republican Sen. Susan Collins’ Washington office received a “
three-foot-long cardboard cutout of male genitalia” as liberal activists
attempt to sway and even scare her away from supporting the confirmation of
Judge Brett Kavanaugh, reported The Washington Post Thursday.
Collins has scheduled a meeting with Kavanaugh Friday to discuss concerns
she has about supportin... 阅读全帖

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茜草湾战役 明朝战胜葡萄牙 除死伤外 四十二名葡人被俘虏。
On 6 December 1522, Portuguese prisoners were exposed to the public in
pillories in Guangzhou. Their sentences read that "Petty sea robbers sent by
the great robber falsely; they come to spy out our country; let them die in
pillories as robbers."
the Chinese officials sentenced the Portuguese embassy to death. On 23
September 1523, 23 Portuguese were executed by slicing their bodies into
multiple pieces, and their private parts were stuffed into their mouths.
When m... 阅读全帖

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茜草湾战役 明朝战胜葡萄牙 除死伤外 四十二名葡人被俘虏。
On 6 December 1522, Portuguese prisoners were exposed to the public in
pillories in Guangzhou. Their sentences read that "Petty sea robbers sent by
the great robber falsely; they come to spy out our country; let them die in
pillories as robbers."
the Chinese officials sentenced the Portuguese embassy to death. On 23
September 1523, 23 Portuguese were executed by slicing their bodies into
multiple pieces, and their private parts were stuffed into their mouths.
When m... 阅读全帖

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明朝海战俘获一批弗朗机人
On 23 September 1523, 23 Portuguese were executed by slicing their bodies
into
multiple pieces, and their private parts were stuffed into their mouths.
When more Portuguese ships landed and were seized, the Chinese executed them
as well, cutting off the genitalia and beheading the bodies and forcing
their fellow Portuguese to wear the body parts, while the Chinese celebrated
with music. The genitalia and heads were strung up for display in public,
after which they were discarded
场面还... 阅读全帖
g********2
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August 9, 2016
Trump Is Dangerous?
By G. Murphy Donovan
All we know about Donald Trump’s policy is what he says, not what he has
done or will do. Trump has no policy track record. He has never held office.
Intimations of what he might do are often vague, too. Yet, beneath the
rhetorical bluster, a few broad, if not salutary, strokes are evident.
Domestically, he says that he would end the fiasco that is open borders,
especially the reckless importation of unvetted Mexicans and Muslims. He
also c... 阅读全帖
T**********e
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来自主题: USANews版 - 这个变性女跑女厕所猥亵女孩
传说中的场景竟然真发生了。
Transgender woman convicted of sexually assaulting girl
A transgender woman in Wyoming has been convicted of sexually assaulting a
10-year-old girl inside the bathroom of a local home – and now faces up to
70 years in prison.
Miguel Martinez — who identifies as a woman and uses the name Michelle,
according to her public defender — was found guilty of first-degree and
second-degree sexual abuse of a minor by a 12-person jury on Wednesday. She
now faces up to 70 years in prison, the ... 阅读全帖
T*******7
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☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
StephenKing (88) 于 (Wed Feb 3 00:27:02 2010, 美东) 提到:
今天老板让我陪她去医院作孕检 医院还蛮远的 高速要开三四十迈
去的时候还好 孕检也蛮顺利的 回来的时候出事了
为了做一项血检 老板在医院喝了不少水
因为下午有seminar 老板没来得及上厕所 我们就往回开了
路上老板表情异样 我想是估计是要pee 就直接问了 老板的脸刷的就红了
我赶紧开了GPS找厕所 最近的还有20几迈
只好找了一个僻静的路边 我停下来 打了双闪
老板下车去路边林子解决问题了
万万没想到 一部警车pass by 以为我们车坏了好心 停下来问
我傻乎乎地说车没事 就是方便一哈
胖警察一个箭步就冲进林子 把老板拎出来了
还上了手铐!!!!!
胖警察说public urinating要罚五百块 外加一天jail time。
老板被拎上了警车后座
上车前幽怨地望了我一眼 -- 也可能是恶毒地。。。
我因为下午有seminar 只好先自己开车回学校了。
也不知道老板现在怎么样了
出... 阅读全帖
N****f
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Some equally precious gems from their American colleagues:
* By the time she was admitted to the hospital, her rapid heart had
stopped and she was feeling much better.
* On the second day, the knee was better, and on the third day, it had
completely disappeared.
* The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.
* She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until
1989, when she got a divorce.
* Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way ... 阅读全帖
S*******l
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来自主题: TVChinese版 - 谁告诉我姚晨怎么出轨了?
看看克林顿是怎么逃脱伪证指控的:
Perjury about sexual relations from the Paula Jones deposition
During the Paula Jones deposition, President Clinton was asked if he had
sexual relations with Monica Lewinsky. But before the questioning began, the
Jones’ lawyers produced the following legal definition of sexual relations:
"For the purposes of this deposition, a person engages in sexual
relations when the person knowingly engages in or causes:
1. Contact with the genitalia, anus, groin, breast, inner thigh... 阅读全帖
s******e
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来自主题: Joke版 - 这歌太猛了(未成年禁入)
Show Me Your Genitals :
Women are stupid, and I don't respect them,
That's right, I just have sex with them,
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
Show me your genitals, your genitals,
(What!)
Show me your genitals,
(Your genitalia!)
You're talking to me about stuff, why?
I'd rather see your titties,
Now you're talking to me about other stuff, why?
I'd much rather see your titties,
I can't have sex with your personality,
And I can't put my penis i
B*V
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来自主题: ChinaNews2版 - 牧师被判12年刑期 (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 TrustInJesus 讨论区 】
发信人: zhaowendao (嘁哩喀喳), 信区: TrustInJesus
标 题: 牧师被判12年刑期
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Feb 13 18:19:27 2014, 美东)
该牧师和教会的一个未成年少女互相发有性内容短信,以及相互发自己生殖器的照片。
A former Garland youth pastor who exchanged sexual text messages and photos
with an underage girl at his church was sentenced Wednesday to 12 years in
prison for receiving child pornography.
Joshua Earls, 30, and the 16-year-old girl had sent each other text messages
with photos of each other’s genitalia. Earls met the victim th... 阅读全帖
d****g
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美国读者评论:
o Lois Burns wrote:
ah, so that is what he has been doing in the WH on our nickel.
o Mitch Rapp wrote:
I would much rather have him writing books like this than signing bloated
bills into law. I am retired and would like to stay that way¡­..
o Kurt wrote:
I wonder if Obama is going to give back his book(s) money like Newt did back
in the 90¡¯s.
o @ George wrote:
Do you think he has a teleprompter in the kids bedrooms? LMAO
o anonymous wrote:
Oh brother. Spare us.
o JA... 阅读全帖
T**********e
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来自主题: Military版 - 科学论文:粉木耳最受欢迎
http://www.plosone.org/article/info%3Adoi%2F10.1371%2Fjournal.p
Abstract
We found a relative preference for pinker genital images with redder
genitalia rated significantly less sexually attractive. This effect was
independent of raters' prior sexual experience and variation in female
genital morphology.
Results
We found that men presented with images digitally manipulated to show a
gradation in colour from light pink to red, rated the reddest shade least
attractive. Colour exerted a significant ... 阅读全帖
b********n
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Wife Chops Off Husband's Penis, Throws in Garbage Disposal
http://abcnews.go.com/Health/wife-cuts-off-husbands-penis-throw
Catherine Kieu Becker, 48, is under arrest for chopping off her husband's
penis and tossing it in the garbage disposal.
After she laced her husband's food with an unknown drug or poison, he lay
down, believing something was wrong with the food, according to police
reports. Her husband then woke up tied to the bed as Becker cut off his
penis with a knife. She then threw the g... 阅读全帖
b********n
发帖数: 38600
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来自主题: Military版 - 蛇虽然没有脚,但却有两个吊
Scientists think they know why snakes get two penises and people only get
one
http://www.washingtonpost.com/news/speaking-of-science/wp/2014/
Researchers may have figured out why different species develop different
kinds of genitalia. In snakes and reptiles, the genitals grow to mimic leg
buds — producing twin organs. In humans, the genitals grow to mimic a tail
bud — so the penis ends up as a single structure.
In a study published today in Nature, researchers focused on the difference
between s... 阅读全帖
i*****t
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来自主题: Military版 - 铁猫说拿绿卡要脱裤检查
绿卡要求写的清清楚楚,老中就是死不承认。。。
The medical examination will include a medical history review, physical
examination, chest X-ray and blood tests for syphilis. The physical
examination will at least include examination of the eyes, ears, nose and
throat, extremities, heart, lungs, abdomen, lymph nodes, skin and external
genitalia.
Medical Exam - Travel.gov - US Department of State
https://travel.state.gov/content/visas/en/immigrate/immigrant.../medical-
exam-faqs.html
i*****t
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来自主题: Military版 - 铁猫说拿绿卡要脱裤检查
自己看,老中死要面子。。。
The medical examination will include a medical history review, physical
examination, chest X-ray and blood tests for syphilis. The physical
examination will at least include examination of the eyes, ears, nose and
throat, extremities, heart, lungs, abdomen, lymph nodes, skin and external
genitalia.
Medical Exam - Travel.gov - US Department of State
https://travel.state.gov/content/visas/en/immigrate/immigrant.../medical-
exam-faqs.html
i*****t
发帖数: 9074
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来自主题: Military版 - 铁猫说拿绿卡要脱裤检查
移民局的要求,自己看
The medical examination will include a medical history review, physical
examination, chest X-ray and blood tests for syphilis. The physical
examination will at least include examination of the eyes, ears, nose and
throat, extremities, heart, lungs, abdomen, lymph nodes, skin and external
genitalia.
Medical Exam - Travel.gov - US Department of State
https://travel.state.gov/content/visas/en/immigrate/immigrant.../medical-
exam-faqs.html
i*****t
发帖数: 9074
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来自主题: Military版 - 老中为啥死要面子
绿卡体检明文要求检查外生殖器,没人承认。。。。
The medical examination will include a medical history review, physical
examination, chest X-ray and blood tests for syphilis. The physical
examination will at least include examination of the eyes, ears, nose and
throat, extremities, heart, lungs, abdomen, lymph nodes, skin and external
genitalia.
Medical Exam - Travel.gov - US Department of State
https://travel.state.gov/content/visas/en/immigrate/immigrant.../medical-
exam-faqs.html
i*****t
发帖数: 9074
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来自主题: Military版 - 老中为啥死要面子
美国政府网站写得清清楚楚 medical exam 检查外下体
The medical examination includes a review of the applicant's medical history
, physical examination, chest X-ray, and blood tests. The physical
examination will at least include examination of the eyes, ears, nose and
throat, extremities, heart, lungs, abdomen, lymph nodes, skin, and external
genitalia.
https://travel.state.gov/content/visas/en/immigrate/immigrant-process/
interview/prepare/medical-examination.html
D**S
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来自主题: Military版 - 橄榄球运动员怎么保护鸡吧?
That is because they wear some bulky protective cup on their genitalia.
W*****B
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来自主题: Military版 - “similar
Stormy Daniels can describe Trump’s genitals 'in detail,' lawyer
offers
James Hibberd
Finished with breakfast? Good.
Stormy Daniels’ lawyer Michael Avenatti went on Megyn Kelly Today and made
several bold statements about their ongoing battle with President Donald
Trump concerning his alleged 2006 affair with the adult film star.
First, Avenatti declared that Daniels can describe Trump’s genitals “in
detail,” and even tried to do so when she appeared on CBS News’ 60 Minutes
.
“60 Minutes and CBS... 阅读全帖
r******i
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Clinton's three lies, according to Starr
By Brooks Jackson/CNN
(Editor's Note: This story contains explicit language.)
WASHINGTON (September 21) -- Independent Counsel Ken Starr says President
Bill Clinton's videotaped testimony contains three lies -- three instances
of perjury to the federal grand jury.
Lie number one, according to Starr: Oral sex is not sex.
"Is oral sex performed on you within that definition as you understood it?"
Clinton was asked during his August 17 testimony, viewed by t... 阅读全帖
E*******F
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来自主题: Military版 - 中领馆诈骗开始危害白人了
Left a recording said its calling the Chinese Consulate. I'm not a Chinese
citizen. When I called back, no one pick up the phone. It just keep
ringing.
Caller: 212-244-9392
Call type: Scam suspicion
I often receive Chinese message from 212-244-9392. I do not understand
Chinese at all, so I called the number, but no one anwsered. Only I could
do was listed to "Do Not Call", but this Chinese terrible thing keeps
calling me very often. I woudl like to know how to stop this annoying calls.
Call... 阅读全帖

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来自主题: Military版 - 得了性病就不想做爱了
Sexually transmitted diseases reduce the willingness of female baboons to
mate
8 hours ago
The German Primate Center

Would you like to receive trending story notifications on your smartphone?
A female olive baboon at peak estrus rejects the mating attempt of a male.
Credit: Filipa Paciência
Sexually transmitted diseases are widespread among animals and humans.
Humans, however, know a multitude of protective and hygienic measures to
protect themselves from infection. An international research... 阅读全帖
C*******r
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来自主题: USANews版 - 斯塔尔报告节选很有趣
President begins sexual relationship with Lewinsky
Ms. Lewinsky testified that she had her first sexual contact with the
President on the evening of Wednesday, November 15, 1995, while she was an
intern at the White House. Two times that evening, the President invited Ms.
Lewinsky to meet him near the Oval Office.(15) On the first occasion, the
President took Ms. Lewinsky back into the Oval Office study, and they kissed
.(16) On the second, she performed oral sex on the President in the hallway
... 阅读全帖
T**********2
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来自主题: USANews版 - Judge Niemeyer's take on restroom war
“Across societies and throughout history, it has been commonplace and
universally accepted to separate public restrooms, locker rooms, and shower
facilities on the basis of biological sex in order to address privacy and
safety concerns arising from the biological differences between males and
females. An individual has a legitimate and important interest in bodily
privacy such that his or her nude or partially nude body, genitalia, and
other private parts are not exposed to persons of the opposi... 阅读全帖
H**U
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来自主题: USANews版 - 还是左比诚实
NC Editorial: We Need to 'Overcome Discomfort' About Young Girls Seeing Male
Genitalia bit.ly/1qyKaNW

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现在是 LGBTQIPA。 这个P(Pansexual)好象能覆盖不少东西 - 恋童 乱伦 和动物都
可以进。
Intersex
- Somebody born with genitalia that is a mixture of male and female
Pansexual
- Somebody who feels sexually attracted to everything, including non humans
Asexual
- Somebody who doesn't feel sexually attracted to anyone
T**********e
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Donald Trump is not well
By Mika Brzezinski and Joe Scarborough June 30 at 5:10 AM
President Trump launched personal attacks against us Thursday, but our
concerns about his unmoored behavior go far beyond the personal. America’s
leaders and allies are asking themselves yet again whether this man is fit
to be president. We have our doubts, but we are both certain that the man is
not mentally equipped to continue watching our show, “Morning Joe.”
The president’s unhealthy obsession with our show h... 阅读全帖
T*********I
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http://www.theblaze.com/news/2017/07/21/chicago-professor-resigns-after-being-attacked-by-a-small-group-of-militant-lgbt-students/
Chicago professor resigns after being attacked by a small group of ‘
militant LGBT students’
One Chicago art professor resigned from his post earlier this month after a
“small cadre of militant LGBT students with an authoritarian agenda”
continually accused him of “racism” and “homophobia.”
The Art Institute of Chicago, professor Michael Bonesteel told the Chicago
Re... 阅读全帖

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BTW, 赖先生,底下的文字供您参考,当年那案子跟您想得不太一样:
During the deposition, Clinton was asked "Have you ever had sexual relations
with Monica Lewinsky, as that term is defined in Deposition Exhibit 1?" The
judge ordered that Clinton be given an opportunity to review the agreed
definition. Afterwards, based on the definition created by the Independent
Counsel's Office, Clinton answered, "I have never had sexual relations with
Monica Lewinsky." Clinton later stated, "I thought the definition included
any activity by... 阅读全帖
c*******e
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CNN's Don Lemon accused of assault in sexually charged encounter at New York
bar
"[Lemon] put his hand down the front of his own shorts, and vigorously
rubbed his genitalia, removed his hand and shoved his index and middle
fingers into Plaintiff's mustache and under Plaintiff's nose," according to
the lawsuit, filed Aug. 11 in Suffolk County Court, and first reported by
Mediaite.
原来gay 这样算 sexual assault ?
F**********e
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来自主题: Family版 - 出差被床虫咬了4,50口
去查臭虫,看到这里忍不住笑了:
All bed bugs mate by traumatic insemination..... the male pierces the female
's abdomen with his hypodermic genitalia and ejaculates into the body cavity
....Male bed bugs sometimes attempt to mate with other males and pierce the
latter in the abdomen.[27] This behaviour occurs because sexual attraction
in bed bugs is based primarily on size, and males will mount any freshly fed
partner regardless of sex.
l**x
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来自主题: Medicine版 - OB 医生诊断错误该怎么办
It is category X, which means Contraindicated in pregnancy
Studies in animals or human beings have demonstrated fetal abnormalities or
there is evidence of fetal risk based on human experience, or both, and the
risk of the use of the drug in pregnant women clearly outweighs any possible
benefit. The drug is contraindicated in women who are or may become
pregnant.
There is an increased risk of minor birth defects in children whose mothers
take progesterones during the first 4 months of pregnancy.... 阅读全帖
n****g
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【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: TFollowerII (铿锵声中见制造业复兴), 信区: USANews
标 题: 芝加哥教授不干了,因为LGBT学生把学校由学术变成了白色恐怖的纳粹战场
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jul 27 08:58:43 2017, 美东)
http://www.theblaze.com/news/2017/07/21/chicago-professor-resigns-after-being-attacked-by-a-small-group-of-militant-lgbt-students/
Chicago professor resigns after being attacked by a small group of ‘
militant LGBT students’
One Chicago art professor resigned from his post earlier this month after a
“small cadre of militant LGBT students with a... 阅读全帖
t***y
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紫晶你误解他了。我翻了一下wiki,总结如下:
真正的雌雄同体人非常罕见。但是他们不可能同时有JJ和BB,试想如果那个样子,拉尿
水从那个管道出来呢?其实是指他们体内有ovary和testicular tissue; ambiguous
genitalia. 外阴很短,既不是男人的样子也不是女人的样子。
大家去科普科普,没有你们想像的那么恶心。
他说他生下来就有男女两套性器官,小时候家里把他当男的养,长大后他
自己认为自己是女的,以后他有钱了,要去把男性器官给做手术切除。
c**i
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来自主题: Taiwan版 - Ouch! A Snake in Toilet Bit Genitalia
Ralph Jennings, Sitting target: Snake attacks from toilet bowl. Reuters, May
11, 2009.
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090511/lf_nm_life/us_taiwan_snake_2
n****g
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【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: TFollowerII (铿锵声中见制造业复兴), 信区: USANews
标 题: 芝加哥教授不干了,因为LGBT学生把学校由学术变成了白色恐怖的纳粹战场
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jul 27 08:58:43 2017, 美东)
http://www.theblaze.com/news/2017/07/21/chicago-professor-resigns-after-being-attacked-by-a-small-group-of-militant-lgbt-students/
Chicago professor resigns after being attacked by a small group of ‘
militant LGBT students’
One Chicago art professor resigned from his post earlier this month after a
“small cadre of militant LGBT students with a... 阅读全帖
m****r
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C*******r
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来自主题: SanFrancisco版 - 斯塔尔报告节选很有趣 (转载)
【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: Commissar (柯宓同志), 信区: USANews
标 题: 斯塔尔报告节选很有趣
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Sep 6 18:41:52 2012, 美东)
President begins sexual relationship with Lewinsky
Ms. Lewinsky testified that she had her first sexual contact with the
President on the evening of Wednesday, November 15, 1995, while she was an
intern at the White House. Two times that evening, the President invited Ms.
Lewinsky to meet him near the Oval Office.(15) On the first occasion, the
President took Ms. Lewinsky bac... 阅读全帖
g******s
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B*****e
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这不是甚么新鲜事啊,
以前都有裁判给大家用语言加手势生动的描述过了:
"... giving him the business down there ..."
嗯, 这才是你们该玩的饭大喜 :D ...
g**********y
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这绝对是BSO, 首先得瞬间grabable, 那得相当大;其次grab完跟没事人一样,这得是
练过铁布衫。
n*****g
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vrable 传授?
g**********y
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Alex Mack accused former Browns defensive lineman Shaun Smith Monday of foul
play during the Chiefs game, and he commented:
"I don't think he should be able to do that."
Smith, he denies the charges, telling AP:
"I don't have no comment. I don't recall doing anything like that. I'm not
known for being a dirty player or anything like that, so I don't know what
that was all about."
t***u
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这些天主教的人都在干啥,怪不得受伤的球员这么多。
Notre Dame fires academic coach amid explosive sex scandal that allegedly
involves her daughter and athletes
Notre Dame fired a female academic coach amid allegations she coerced young
football and basketball players into having sex with her daughter, according
to an internal school report obtained by the New York Daily News. An
unnamed student is suing the coach who is arguing the tutor orchestrated “
sexually and racially motivated” trysts with her daughter by includin... 阅读全帖
i*********5
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compression_shorts
similar to cycling shorts
A major benefit of compression shorts are that they keep the thigh muscles
warm to prevent muscle strain and fatigue. In addition, there is some
evidence that compression shorts may enhance athletic performance. They are
also used as a way to keep the male genitalia in place.
Another major benefit is that many compression shorts are designed to wick
sweat away from the body to lessen chafing and the onset of rashes.
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