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发帖数: 4825 | 1 Shell Shock: Chinese Demand Reshapes U.S. Pecan Business
http://online.wsj.com/article/SB1000142405274870407680457618077
Pecans are as all-American as anything can be. Washington and Jefferson grew
them. They are the state nut of Arkansas, Alabama and Texas. The U.S. grows
about two-thirds of the world's pecans and chews most of them itself.
For generations, pecan prices have fallen with bumper crops and soared with
lousy ones. But lately, they've only been going up. A pound of pecans in the
she... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 2249 | 2 Dobson: Obama ‘Distorting’ Bible, Pushing ‘Fruitcake Interpretation’ of
Constitution
by Associated Press
As Barack Obama broadens his outreach to evangelical voters, one of the
movement’s biggest names, James Dobson, accuses the likely Democratic
presidential nominee of distorting the Bible and pushing a “fruitcake
interpretation” of the Constitution.
The criticism, to be aired Tuesday on Dobson’s Focus on the Family radio
program, comes shortly after an Obama aide suggested a meeting at the
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 4 "I didn't expect that reaction."
Right...so much for situational awareness... And this Orange Fruitcake is '
leading the free world?' |
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k*****e
发帖数: 22013 | 5 搜了一下，找到了。
画本身没什么意思，关键是字。
就是两个人的对话：
- What is the easiest way to turn a fruit into a vegetable?
- No idea.
- A baseball bat.
问：怎样把一个水果变成一个蔬菜？答：棒球棒。
这是什么意思呢？
俚语里fruit是指gay，贬义，跟faggot差不多。
类似的还有fruitcake。也是贬义。
说起fruit，想起了Anita Bryant被人扔馅饼的那件事。
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dS91gT3XT_A
被人馅饼扔上脸以后，Anita说:at least it's a fruit pie.
明显是用fruit来做双关。
vegetable俚语里的意思，就是植物人。
原文的意思就是：
怎样把一个基佬变成一个植物人？答：给他一棒
这种宣扬歧视+暴力的笑话，竟然能登在报纸上，难怪会引发游行抗议。 |
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C*******r
发帖数: 10345 | 6 no wonder a fruitcake from san francisco.
Dakota |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 7 By Carol Peracchio
One of the benefits of having been a nurse for over thirty years is that
people will occasionally allow me to be brutally honest. For example, I can
get away with telling an acquaintance, "God did not create gastric reflux
medication just so you can eat an entire pizza and then go lie on the couch
like a beached whale."
Until recently, I was willing to believe that President Obama and his party
were merely way-out-leftists, even Marxists. But after listening to their
respons... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 8 I can’t wait to see what those courageous atheists come up with for Ramadan.
Christmas in America is a season of time-honored traditions — the sacred
performance of the annual ACLU lawsuit over the presence of an
insufficiently secular “holiday” tree; the ritual provocations of the
atheist displays licensed by pitifully appeasing municipalities to sit
between the menorah and the giant Frosty the Snowman; the familiar strains
of every hack columnist’s “war on Christmas” column rolling off the
key... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 9 SLIPPERY SLOPE: Politico Writer Calls for Legalization of Polygamy
Michael Cantrell
June 26, 2015 4:33 pm
When a conservative is debating a fruitcake liberal about why homosexual
marriage shouldn’t be legal and uses the “slippery slope” theory, he or
she is immediately ridiculed, laughed at, made fun of, and called every
kooky name in the book.
Mr. Liberal will tell you there’s no such thing, that no one intends to
legalize any other kind of nuttiness, you’re just a bigot!
Well, just a few hours... 阅读全帖 |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 10 "I didn't expect that reaction."
Right...so much for situational awareness... And this Orange Fruitcake is '
leading the free world?' |
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Y****a
发帖数: 17170 | 11 最近板上讨论CVT。
我搜索了一下，居然发现了这条新闻
http://autoblopnik.com/2013/12/18/cvt-equipped-wrx-triggers-mas
CVT-equipped WRX triggers mass suicides
Subaru spokesperson George Costanza expressed surprise and regret at the
strong reaction of Subaru fans.
“We know WRX buyers are loyal, and we know they’re fruitcakes,” Costanza
told Autoblopnik. “Sure, a few of them wrote us e-mails threatening to off
themselves if we came out with an automatic WRX, but fuck me, we never
thought they’d actually go through with it.”... 阅读全帖 |
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g**********l
发帖数: 1189 | 12 应该可以退，我都不记得有没有带RECEIPT，不过就算没有RECEIPT，系统里可以查，也
能退。不过我可能一般不退食品，他没主动退钱，我想吃掉两块了，就算了。前两天在
他家买了个甜死人不偿命的FRUITCAKE，也直接进垃圾筒了。 |
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b*****s
发帖数: 11267 | 13 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
dynthia (笑一笑嘛……) 于 (Wed Oct 31 09:55:01 2012, 美东) 提到:
UIC边上新开了一家costco,有个offer是免一年会员费，
大妈贪图那一百刀的小便宜就从了，
月初smoke的三文鱼有问题，昨天又收到信peanutbutter和JB jellysanwich有问题。
三文鱼回家就进自己肚子了，那个什么jellybutter是娃要吃的，大妈一口也没舍得吃
……
甭跟我说大妈图便宜买的打折减价货，这几样都是冤家。：（
别买啥投资房了，都去承包个鱼塘再找块地自己种菜得了。：（
☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
hair (飘飘) 于 (Wed Oct 31 10:05:41 2012, 美东) 提到:
你说的这难道不是食品安全的例证
商家发现食品有问题，立马通知，让你去退，这还不够好？
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dynthia (笑一笑嘛…... 阅读全帖 |
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G***Y
发帖数: 9698 | 14 辞旧迎新 欢度跨年烟花璀璨之夜
Dec 15, 2015, 13:11 PM
时间飞逝，转眼间2015年已接近尾声，2016新年的钟声即将敲响。蓦然回首，2015
年的精彩与难忘瞬间早已铭刻心底；展望未来，2016年的邂逅与挑战将燃烧你的生活激
情。12月31日跨年之夜，你将如何度过这个难忘的瞬间？如果你已经厌倦了在时报广场
人挤人观赏表演和水晶球新年落地，不妨前往中央公园欣赏午夜烟花甚至加入马拉松队
伍，讨厌寒风呼啸的你也可以选择室内跨年音乐会享受音乐盛宴，倘若你连家门都不想
出，只需打开电视即可欣赏纽约爱乐乐团的跨年音乐会。身处大苹果，丰富多彩的跨年
元旦活动令人眼花缭乱，不妨让小编为您提前精选播报吧！
★★★重量级大咖推荐★★★
New Year's Eve Times Square Ball Drop
时报广场跨年夜
这一盛事源自1904年，《纽约时报》选在除夕当天迁入该广场的新大楼，并在午夜
放烟火庆祝，从此变成了除夕夜的传统活动，年年如此，每年的12月31日，One Times
Square Plaza顶楼都会悬挂一颗200磅的彩色水晶球，新年来临的那一刹那，水晶球从
高处... 阅读全帖 |
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G***Y
发帖数: 9698 | 15 辞旧迎新 欢度跨年烟花璀璨之夜
Dec 15, 2015, 13:11 PM
时间飞逝，转眼间2015年已接近尾声，2016新年的钟声即将敲响。蓦然回首，2015
年的精彩与难忘瞬间早已铭刻心底；展望未来，2016年的邂逅与挑战将燃烧你的生活激
情。12月31日跨年之夜，你将如何度过这个难忘的瞬间？如果你已经厌倦了在时报广场
人挤人观赏表演和水晶球新年落地，不妨前往中央公园欣赏午夜烟花甚至加入马拉松队
伍，讨厌寒风呼啸的你也可以选择室内跨年音乐会享受音乐盛宴，倘若你连家门都不想
出，只需打开电视即可欣赏纽约爱乐乐团的跨年音乐会。身处大苹果，丰富多彩的跨年
元旦活动令人眼花缭乱，不妨让小编为您提前精选播报吧！
★★★重量级大咖推荐★★★
New Year's Eve Times Square Ball Drop
时报广场跨年夜
这一盛事源自1904年，《纽约时报》选在除夕当天迁入该广场的新大楼，并在午夜
放烟火庆祝，从此变成了除夕夜的传统活动，年年如此，每年的12月31日，One Times
Square Plaza顶楼都会悬挂一颗200磅的彩色水晶球，新年来临的那一刹那，水晶球从
高处... 阅读全帖 |
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D**********R
发帖数: 25234 | 16 有朋友发信问蛋糕的信息。
我订的是这个，
http://yudianma.webs.com/fruitcakes.htm
9寸水果蛋糕。
24＋6＝30，打了母亲节折扣 20％
24是9寸蛋糕的最低价，其实价格是在24－26之间，不知道是不是因为我是老客户，呵
呵。
挺大一个的，我们三个大人一人切了一块后，还剩大半，阿姨带回去给家人吃，都说很
好吃，今天写信还提到。
如果一般家庭聚会我觉得8寸也够了。 |
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g*****y
发帖数: 1488 | 19 Peter Hessler 是我的大爱啊。摘点《江城》里好玩的助个兴吧：
* This wasn't a literal leaderboard in the sense of being written down, but
it was completely public and accepted. You could ask any teacher where his
alcohol tolerance stood in relation to everybody else's in the department,
and he would answer with well-tested precision.
* I never learned the little man's name, although he was able to communicate
that he especially liked the Norris novel McTeague, which is perhaps the
only great American novel about a denti... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 29576 | 20 来自主题: WaterWorld版 - 美国的切糕
这是costco买的fruitcake吧，刚搞了一个尝尝，真tm有分量，口感就“甜腻”两个字
。估计能吃到明年Xmas. |
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发帖数: 70 | 21 COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. - As Barack Obama broadens his outreach to evangelic
al voters, one of the movement's biggest names, James Dobson, accuses the li
kely Democratic presidential nominee of distorting the Bible and pushing a "
fruitcake interpretation" of the Constitution.
The conservative Christian group provided The Associated Press with an advan
ce copy of the pre-taped radio segment, which runs 18 minutes and highlights
excerpts of a speech Obama gave in June 2006 to the liberal Christia |
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f******l
发帖数: 70 | 22 He said Obama, who supports abortion rights, is trying to govern by the
"lowest common denominator of morality," labeling it "a fruitcake
interpretation of the Constitution."
"Am I required in a democracy to conform my efforts in the political arena
to his bloody notion of what is right with regard to the lives of tiny
babies?" Dobson said. "What he's trying to say here is unless everybody
agrees, we have no right to fight for what we believe." |
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发帖数: 19049 | 23 THE GHASTLY ORDEAL OF TIMOTHY CAVENDISH
One bright dusk, four, five, no, my God, six summers ago, I strolled along a
Greenwich
avenue of mature chestnuts and mock oranges in a state of grace. Those
Regency residences
number among London’s costliest properties, but should you ever inherit one
, dear Reader, sell
it, don’t live in it. Houses like these secrete some dark sorcery that
transforms their owners into
fruitcakes. One such victim, an ex-chief of Rhodesian police, had, on the
evening in qu... 阅读全帖 |
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r****n
发帖数: 971 | 24 你说的很对。
from Wiki:
A Stollen is a loaf shaped fruitcake, powdered with icing sugar on the
outside. The cake is usually made with chopped candied fruit and/or dried
fruit, nuts and spices. Stollen is a traditional German cake, usually eaten
during the Christmas season, when called Weihnachtsstollen or Christstollen.
A similar cake from the Dutch cuisine is called a Kerststol in Dutch while
in Italian cuisine the Panettone also shows a likeness. |
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q****o
发帖数: 277 | 25 Happy Holidays Everyone!
祝大家节日快乐！
贴一个We need a little Christmas by欢乐合唱团
Haul out the holly
Put up the tree before my spirit falls again
Fill up the stocking
I may be rushing things, but deck the halls again now
For we need a little Christmas
Right this very minute
Candles in the window
Carols at the spinet
Yes, we need a little Christmas
Right this very minute
It hasn’t snowed a single flurry
But Santa, dear, we’re in a hurry
So climb down the chimney
Turn on the brightest string of light I’ve e... 阅读全帖 |
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q****o
发帖数: 277 | 26 Happy Holidays Everyone!
祝大家节日快乐！
试着贴一下We need a little Christmas by Glee cast
Haul out the holly
Put up the tree before my spirit falls again
Fill up the stocking
I may be rushing things, but deck the halls again now
For we need a little Christmas
Right this very minute
Candles in the window
Carols at the spinet
Yes, we need a little Christmas
Right this very minute
It hasn’t snowed a single flurry
But Santa, dear, we’re in a hurry
So climb down the chimney
Turn on the brightest string of light... 阅读全帖 |
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