b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 1 Q:What’s the difference between Sandra Fluke and the Titanic?
A:We know how many men went down on the Titanic. |
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发帖数: 38600 | 2 Q:What’s the difference between Sandra Fluke and the Titanic?
A:We know how many men went down on the Titanic. |
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发帖数: 38600 | 3 Wupity • 58 minutes ago
You can assume that the big, old US multi-nationals like IBM pretty much
give the NSA and other US intelligence boys anything they ask for.
It's amazing to me that any foreign nation would want to employ IBM hardware
or software in their projects. Some of the secrets that are stolen probably
involve industrial espionage even against our own so-called "friends". Does
Germany's Merkel think that the spying our her cell phone by the NSA was
just a fluke, a simply mis... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 9489 | 4 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: zhonghangyue (中行说), 信区: Joke
标 题: 殖民地英文
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Oct 19 08:50:32 2015, 美东)
http://blog.sina.com.cn/s/blog_4d6fb3dc0100hv6l.html
胡果威
人之初，开始接触英文，是在上海的童年。儿时与小朋友玩耍时，无意中听到了一
些不三不四的英文，当时似懂非懂，跟着胡说，只是鹦鹉学舌而已。文革后上大学攻读
英美文学，毕业后又到美国留学，随着知识的增长，方知儿时接触的所谓英文乃是地道
的“洋泾浜”殖民地英文。
最为长篇大论的，当首推“爱的飞机马铃铛”。那是一种集体游戏，两个小朋友面
对面手拉手举过头，形成一道假想的拱门，其余的小朋友排成队，后面的抱着前面的腰
，首尾相接形成一圈。游戏开始，所有的小朋友便一起合唱：
爱的飞机马铃铛，马铃铛，马铃铛，爱的飞机马铃铛，玫瑰里停。
随着歌声，一串小朋友便鱼贯而入，依次从假想的拱门中钻过去。当唱到“玫瑰里
停”时，假想的拱门便噶然落下，如一道闸门，将彼时正好钻到门下的... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 5 诺贝尔奖爆露最大丑闻，真相浮出
诺贝尔医学奖项爆露最大丑闻，把奖项给了残害无数生灵，残害人类的日本骗子科学家
。这是人类历史上最悲哀的时刻。我所有的研究都揭示癌症，老年痴呆，糖尿病现阶段
广泛地流行，是日本人几十年孜孜不倦刻意造成的，是一种人造的疾病。他们给亿万的
生灵造成了终生的痛苦，他们应该被送上反人类的法庭去审判，而不是被奖赏。他应该
被逮捕，交代日本人是用什么样的手段伤害全世界无辜的人群的，如何制造癌症，老年
痴呆，糖尿病患者的。如何通过这些人体实验，给医药公司攫取了大量的财富。今年的
获得者是Yoshinori Ohsumi. 查看了一下去年的获得者，竟然也有个日本凶手Satoshi
Omura. 他的研究更是惨不忍睹，他的一生就是罪恶的一生，不知道害死了多少无辜的
人。只有中国的获得者是无辜的，值得敬佩的，以身献身科学的。说到底，如果不是这
些可恨的美国人，日本人传播这些寄生虫，我们的科学家也不用有那么多的牺牲来攻克
这些难题。有一天，我睡在沙发上，发现有人刺进了我的鼻子里，不知道他们往我身上
注射了什么。为什么我知道，因为他们研究的这些东西都用在了我的身上，和我身边的
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发帖数: 1 | 6 【Filariasis
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Filariasis
Life cycle of Wuchereria bancrofti, a parasite that causes filariasis
Classification and external resources
Specialty Infectious disease
ICD-10 B74
ICD-9-CM 125.0-125.9
Patient UK Filariasis
MeSH D005368
[edit on Wikidata]
Filariasis is a parasitic disease caused by an infection with roundworms of
the Filarioidea type.[1] These are spread by blood-feeding black flies and
mosquitoes. This disease belongs to the group of d... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 7 12月27日 为什么我要替中国辩护
我要替中国辩护，并不是因为我是一个中国人，而是因为我知道中国就和这世界上绝大
数的国家一样，虽然有很多丑陋的现象，但是他们是受害者。就
象这个犯罪集团里很多的人一样，他们来自各种种族，他们可能充当了工具，但他们不
是制造这一切，谋划这一切的人。虽然经常会暴露中国产品出现问题。但要知道中国是
世界工厂，他们只是打工者，他们只是按照各种雇主提供的配方来生产，他们并不知道
他们会产生怎样的后果。或者这些工人知道后果，但他们只是奴隶，他们又如何去改变
这一切？ 所以，当我的调查不断往前推进的时候，不可避免地会涉及各国的企业，但
这并不表明是针对这个国家或这个国家的人民，而是针对一种社会现实和丑陋现象。就
拿菲律宾来说，菲律宾是一个犯罪猖獗的国家，有很多犯罪分子，但是菲律宾人民却是
这个集团的受害者，他们／她们被绑架，沦为了牺牲品，人体实验对象。一个日本人，
强奸上千名菲律宾女孩，却没有受到惩罚。以前我也提到过，有20个国家的名单，这20
个国家的人民其实都是受害者。现在他们把矛头对准中国，或许仅仅是因为我揭示了他
们图害世界人民的内幕，而我是一个中国人的缘... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 8 12月27日 为什么我要替中国辩护
我要替中国辩护，并不是因为我是一个中国人，而是因为我知道中国就和这世界上绝大
数的国家一样，虽然有很多丑陋的现象，但是他们是受害者。就
象这个犯罪集团里很多的人一样，他们来自各种种族，他们可能充当了工具，但他们不
是制造这一切，谋划这一切的人。虽然经常会暴露中国产品出现问题。但要知道中国是
世界工厂，他们只是打工者，他们只是按照各种雇主提供的配方来生产，他们并不知道
他们会产生怎样的后果。或者这些工人知道后果，但他们只是奴隶，他们又如何去改变
这一切？ 所以，当我的调查不断往前推进的时候，不可避免地会涉及各国的企业，但
这并不表明是针对这个国家或这个国家的人民，而是针对一种社会现实和丑陋现象。就
拿菲律宾来说，菲律宾是一个犯罪猖獗的国家，有很多犯罪分子，但是菲律宾人民却是
这个集团的受害者，他们／她们被绑架，沦为了牺牲品，人体实验对象。一个日本人，
强奸上千名菲律宾女孩，却没有受到惩罚。以前我也提到过，有20个国家的名单，这20
个国家的人民其实都是受害者。现在他们把矛头对准中国，或许仅仅是因为我揭示了他
们图害世界人民的内幕，而我是一个中国人的缘... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 9 12月28日 仔细阅读以下文章
或许这些文章可以告诉你们孩子被伤害病毒的答案。
Astellas Pharma 应该和这些人体实验有莫大的关系！
Founded 2005; 11 years ago
Headquarters 2-5-1, Nihonbashi-Honcho, Chūō-ku, Tokyo 103-8411, Japan
Key people Yoshihiko Katakana
(President and CEO)
Filariasis
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Filariasis
Life cycle of Wuchereria bancrofti, a parasite that causes filariasis
Classification and external resources
Specialty Infectious disease
ICD-10 B74
ICD-9-CM 125.0-125.9
Patient UK Filariasis
MeSH ... 阅读全帖 |
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p***n
发帖数: 17190 | 10 到鎮上還有 communist fluke
這笑話聽過了 |
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发帖数: 1 | 11 To (All) the Colleges That Rejected Me
http://www.facebook.com/100PercentFEDUp/photos/489888364398667
If only I had a tiger mom or started a fake charity.
By SUZY LEE WEISS
SICK OF LOSING A JOB OR GAINING ACCEPTANCE TO ONE OF THE BEST COLLEGES OR
UNIVERSITIES IN AMERICA BECAUSE YOUR PROFILE ISN'T 'DIVERSE' ENOUGH???
This young lady is 100% correct. If you are a white middle-upper class
student with exceptional grades....take a number and wait at the back of the
line. By the way....it's gonna be ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 350 | 12 most likely the multimeter is from fluke. |
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q*d
发帖数: 22178 | 13 数显万用表天朝很便宜啊,30rmb就能买一个.
我以前带了一个过来,因为实验室里只有两块FLUKE,
不够用,就拿进了实验室.
结果这帮美国土鳖们抢着用,一气之下,就捐给实验室了.
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发帖数: 2069 | 14 http://www.foxnews.com/politics/2010/11/02/races-watch-east-coast-closings-indicate-national-trend/
Kentucky and Indiana are the first polls to close Tuesday on Election Night,
followed by four states with competitive races that could provide a first
glimpse at whether Republicans will take over the House -- and if the new
majority will have swept in on a wave or a trickle.
Republicans need 39 seats to gain a majority, but those in the predictions
racket have been estimating somewhere between th... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 29846 | 15 By Monty Pelerin
The Obama Problem is simple to explain but impossible to solve. The problem
is Obama himself, and most people not named Barack or Michelle understand
that.
President Obama's political career is in free-fall. He will not be
reelected. Many Democrats and media personalities now understand what
appeared impossible even mere months ago.
Mr. Obama burst onto the political scene as a relatively unknown wunderkind.
He could read a mean teleprompter and did so with fanfare at the 2... 阅读全帖 |
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y****t
发帖数: 10233 | 16 每年一千刀避孕啊,
伤不起啊,伤不起.
$1000可以买1000个套子啊,
有没有啊,有没有.
平均一天跟人干2.74次啊.
你妈B啊,你妈B.
Sex-Crazed Co-Eds Going Broke Buying Birth Control, Student Tells Pelosi
Hearing Touting Freebie Mandate
"Without insurance coverage, contraception, as you know, can cost a woman
over $3,000 during law school," Fluke told the hearing.
http://cnsnews.com/blog/craig-bannister/sex-crazed-co-eds-going |
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发帖数: 1257 | 17 Her name is Fluke? 'Nough said. |
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w*****2
发帖数: 1458 | 22 此女的确是婊子一个。
也好意思到连套子事后pill也不用
CVS和Walmart要把套子free发送给大家比打胎不知省多少倍
一些人就是觉得不把米国倒闭掉不甘心。
其实我并不喜欢limbough. 但他这次是说对了。
看不起那些政治意图的玩家。今天以本人公司名义向Rush的节目订购一批物品，以示支
持。 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 23 我的小印同事说为什么那个女的不take student loan? 哈哈. |
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发帖数: 1458 | 28 此女的确是婊子一个。
也好意思到连套子事后pill也不用
CVS和Walmart要把套子free发送给大家比打胎不知省多少倍
一些人就是觉得不把米国倒闭掉不甘心。
其实我并不喜欢limbough. 但他这次是说对了。
看不起那些政治意图的玩家。今天以本人公司名义向Rush的节目订购一批物品，以示支
持。 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 29 我的小印同事说为什么那个女的不take student loan? 哈哈. |
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发帖数: 4321 | 31 这事儿越整我越看保守派傻逼。谁在要求保险提供免费避孕？
羊毛出在羊身上。保险公司什么时候做过慈善事业？都他妈的是投保户交的钱买来的。
所谓免费只是名义上的说法。
其实这个政策唯一的益处在于利用保险公司和避孕药生产厂家的讨价还价的力量把这些
东西的价格锁在相对合理的水平。
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following
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O*****g
发帖数: 1257 | 32 she looks like a man.
following |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 33 maybe she was,transgender |
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P*********0
发帖数: 4321 | 34 她欢三次你幸福三次。别生在福中不知福。
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发帖数: 29846 | 35 By Edward H. Stewart, Jr.
The furor over the ObamaCare abortion pill mandate may be obscuring a very
important point: nothing about the mandate itself, Obama's "compromise" with
church-affiliated employers, the Sandra Fluke dustup, or the crass
political calculation driving them is new. Not even the shameless bigotry
of Democratic officeholders' assaults on the bishops for daring to stand
their ground.
Given the left's war against religion over the last 60 years there was
absolutely no reason f... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 4321 | 36 Fluke is trying to save the GOP from tapping into the men's room at the
airport. She firmly believes that the GOP queer behavior is a curable
disease.
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发帖数: 29846 | 37 'In Their Faces': Republicans Borrow Page from Obama's Book, Will Stage
Counter Convention in Charlotte
In 2008, an aggressive candidate Barack Obama told supporters to “argue
with them, get in their faces.” In 2012, Republicans are taking a page from
Obama’s book, holding a “counter-convention” outside the Democratic
National Convention at the Time Warner Cable Arena in Charlotte, NC. While
Republican nominee Mitt Romney will be keeping a low profile all week, his
party is taking the fight stra... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 2552 | 38 After watching some of the DNC could not help but notice an undertone of
socialist communism. Many Democrats stayed away form the convention because
they did not want to be branded an extremist.
"All this was vividly on display in Charlotte this week. While the party's
most vulnerable members aren't in outright mutiny against Mr. Obama, more
than two dozen didn't risk attending the convention. In contrast to last
week's GOP celebration of reformist GOP governors, the Charlotte podium was
largely... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 10345 | 39 Sandra Fluke什么的也可以加进来，搞个闽猪党大选慰安院，不是增色不少？ |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 40 well,obviously it's Sandra fluke who doesn't want to use condoms. |
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y****t
发帖数: 10233 | 41 ms fluke use her whole life fighting for free contraception.
it better be sth important |
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发帖数: 4174 | 43 In fact, most presidential candidates do not release their academic records.
As the IvyGate blog reported:
Most presidential nominees (at least of late) do not release their grades
from college. Romney hasn't. John McCain disclosed his class rank in 2007,
but not his grades. John Kerry made his Yale transcript public only after he
lost the 2004 election. Sarah Palin didn't talk about her grades until
after the 2008 election. One exception is Joe Biden, who released his
undergraduate transcript i... 阅读全帖 |
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t*b
发帖数: 850 | 44 What Democrats do everyday?
"vote for me, I will give you stuff"
"what stuff?"
"You name it"
"how about free contraception?"
"you mean free condom?"
"yes"
"okay, vote Bracka Obama. He will give that to you and Sandra Fluke" |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 45 呵呵, 关键是Sandra Fluke要的不是free condom,
你tmd就是每天搞一次,3年的condom钱都不需要3千美元吧.
她要的是那种比较贵的contraception的东东, 然后自己不想买,结果就要我们纳税人出
钱. |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 46 By Mark Steyn
October 26, 2012 7:30 P.M.
‘We’re going to have that person arrested and prosecuted that did the
video,” said Hillary Clinton. No, not the person who made the video saying
that voting for Barack Obama is like losing your virginity to a really cool
guy. I’ll get to that in a moment. But Secretary Clinton was talking about
the fellow who made the supposedly Islamophobic video that supposedly set
off the sacking of the Benghazi consulate. And, indeed, she did “have that
person arreste... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 5546 | 47
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sandra_Fluke
Fluke put forward reasons that her school, Georgetown, should be compelled
to offer contraceptive drugs without co-pay, in spite of the Catholic
University's moral opposition to artificial birth control.[19] She said that
during the time spent as a law student, birth control could cost $3,000 or
more. She also stated that 40% of Georgetown Law School's female population
suffered financial hardship as a result of birth control not being covered
by the st... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 48 by Jammie
Oh wait, they don’t use the term illegal aliens. Instead it’s the
laughably titled Undocumented Americans.
Memo to Time: If they’re undocumented, they’re not Americans.
Upside, no Sandra Fluke.
On Tuesday morning, TIME magazine’s short list of eight potential
choices for its iconic Person of the Year cover was revealed live on TODAY.
The list includes Marissa Mayer, CEO of Yahoo!; Mohammed Morsi, president of
Egypt; Undocumented Americans; Bill and Hillary Clinton; President Barack... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 4091 | 49 你应该明白晚一会儿，然后那厮按照自己的混乱逻辑说不定会最后认为因为fluke小妞
的性交次数高所以用避孕报销的费用更准确，呵呵 |
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发帖数: 3322 | 50 你的担心并非杞人忧天。去年被奥巴马称为“女性楷模”的Sandra Fluke不是就呼吁社
会为提供免费避孕套买单吗？但是卖避孕套的便利店街边到处都是，不能自己买吗？
很多Liberals的心态就是社会什么都要承担责任，什么都要管。不少人有精力生娃，无
精力养，全部推给社会。对个人的放纵不承担任何责任，一切都美其名曰“自由”。大
麻合法化，同性恋结婚合法化，对社会的影响是深远的。 |
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