a**********e
发帖数: 5124 | 1 【 以下文字转载自 Joke 讨论区 】
发信人: repeating (千王之王), 信区: Joke
标 题: 转个冷笑话，冲冲水 (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jan 23 22:38:57 2014, 美东)
发信人: CleverBeaver (我不是Otter), 信区: SanDiego
标 题: 转个冷笑话，冲冲水 (转载)
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jan 23 22:32:54 2014, 美东)
发信人: dai9 (九袋), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 转个冷笑话，冲冲水
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jan 23 18:10:47 2014, 美东)
发信人: pwwp (歪哥), 信区: LeisureTime
标 题: 说个女ID讲冷笑话的事
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Jan 22 22:00:08 2014, 美东)
算今天的故事啦！！！
当年joke版，很热闹，我们男ID时不时联手对个黄色对联啊诗歌啊等等。几个女ID老时
不时转自己讲的笑话，结果巨冷。。。男ID就分析，女ID... 阅读全帖 |
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D*V
发帖数: 3096 | 2 http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/11/15/f-22-crashes-at-florida-ai
F-22 crashes at Florida Air Force base
Published November 15, 2012
FoxNews.com
An F-22 jet crashed at Tyndall Air Force Base near Panama City, Fla., on
Thursday, Fox News confirms.
The pilot ejected safely before the crash and is currently under medical
supervision, according to statement released by the base. First responders
are on the scene.
The incident forced Highway 98 to close temporarily.
Read more: http://www.foxnews.com/us... 阅读全帖 |
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E*V
发帖数: 17544 | 3 Air Force downplays chance that pilot stole jet
Attack plane vanished nearly a week ago
April 8, 1997
、
WASHINGTON (CNN) -- The mystery deepened Tuesday as Air Force search planes
combed the Colorado Rockies for a missing A-10 attack plane, which
disappeared without a trace while on a training run nearly a week ago.
But while the Air Force has been exploring several possible theories about
what happened to the plane, officials are downplaying speculation that the
pilot, Capt. Craig Button, may h... 阅读全帖 |
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C*******r
发帖数: 10345 | 4 民猪党不亏是一群猪：
House Democrats could have same leadership team despite 60-seat loss
By Paul Kane
Washington Post Staff Writer
Sunday, November 7, 2010; 8:05 PM
House Democratic leaders signaled a desire Sunday to avoid internal
leadership battles in an effort to forge party unity, a move that would
leave the same team in place that oversaw the worst political rout in 72
years.
Rep. Chris Van Hollen (Md.) said that efforts are underway to avert an
ideological leadership campaign that would pit House ... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 5 5 Best Youth Guns for Christmas
It’s Christmas time, and no doubt many people are out there shopping with a
vengeance, desperately trying to find that “perfect” gift for your kids.
What better gift says “I love you” than a good, old-fashioned, tried-and-
true FIREARM! Forget the video games this year. Just read this article and
you’ll have the basic starting point for your children’s firearm shopping
quest.
I’ve taken several factors into account, most notably: safety, ease of use
, and afforda... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 6 by Bruce N. Eimer, Ph.D
The question is often asked, “what is the best handgun for concealed carry?
” There are many valid answers to this question and they usually begin with
, “well, it depends on a number of factors.” However, in my humble opinion
, there is one universally valid answer, and that is, “it is the gun that
you have on you when you need it.” With that said, the purpose of this
brief article is to make you aware of twelve handguns that are so easy to
carry, that there is no excuse... 阅读全帖 |
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f*********g
发帖数: 1637 | 7 Just for fun, last time the newspaper endorsed a GOP nominee, he got elected
but then ejected from White House a few years later. |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 8 September 23, 2013 | by Warner Todd Huston
It isn’t America any more when a parent can’t even ask a civil question at
a town hall without having the jackbooted thugs that claim to “serve” the
people forcibly ejecting him from the room. But that is what happened in
the People’s Republic of Maryland this month when a parent was asking how
the school curriculum would prepare kids for college.
The man, a voter and father of a child in the school district, stood to ask
a very civil question. But befo... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 9 Screaming Lunatic Disrupts Christie Townhall: “This is a coordinated
partisan effort”
by Jammie via Jammie Wearing Fools
Must be MSNBC viewers incited to hatred by two months of 24/7 coverage of
the so-called “Bridgegate” non-scandal.
Gov. Chris Christie’s latest town hall was crashed by at least a half
dozen protesters who shouted questions at the governor during the event.
At least six people were ejected from the town hall meeting as the
governor took questions from residents. The ind... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 10 Woman Who Tossed Shoe at Hillary Clinton Identified
by Jammie via Jammie Wearing Fools
We were wondering why the media so so disinterested in this woman’s
identity. Obviously she must not have any relation to the Tea Party, so no
big deal.
The woman who threw her shoe at former Secretary of State Hillary
Clinton on Thursday in Las Vegas has been identified as Alison Michelle
Ernst of Arizona, a U.S. Secret Service agent told International Business
Times.
Brian Spellacy, special agent in ... 阅读全帖 |
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l****z
发帖数: 29846 | 11 Former Marine Banned from High School due to Argument over Islam Homework
An ex-Marine officer, who has a child studying in a Maryland high school,
has been barred from the institution following an intense argument with the
school authorities over an assignment on Islam.
Kevin Wood, a former Marine who served in Iraq, shared with MyFoxDC.com that
La Plata High School banned him from its premises due to a heated argument
he had with the school's vice principal regarding his daughter's assignment.... 阅读全帖 |
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T*********I
发帖数: 10729 | 12 四百万在美国算很多了吧。
Former Assembly Speaker Sheldon Silver, an American lawyer and Democratic
Party politician from New York, who rose to become Speaker of the New York
State Assembly in 1994, was found guilty on all seven counts of his federal
indictment by a jury Monday afternoon.The guilty verdict is a stunning end
to the career of one of the most powerful people in New York government. The
Manhattan Democrat was the speaker of the Assembly for more than 20 years.
After the three-week trial, the jur... 阅读全帖 |
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g********2
发帖数: 6571 | 14 July 28, 2016
Creeping Sharia in Health Care
By Carol Brown
Islamic supremacy is arriving in medical settings using stealth means, or
what is often referred to as creeping sharia. Common themes include Muslim
health care workers refusing to uphold infection control protocols, Muslim
medical students refusing to study topics they deem forbidden according to
Islamic law, Muslim visitors in hospitals ignoring hygiene guidelines to
protect patients, and hospitals bending over backwards (or is it for... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 15 今天wikileaks上的爆料，整个topic只有一个邮件。
UBER
From:[email protected]/* */
To: [email protected]/* */, [email protected]/* */, [email protected]/* */
CC: [email protected]/* */, [email protected]/* */
Date: 2015-12-19 21:08
Subject: UBER
Did you follow what Ploupf did in theTexas ejection with Uber and get out of
the vote? Of it can be done in ALL the swing states this corps be huge.
Happy to talk on the Phone about details of youa#8482;d like.
http://wikileaks.org/podes... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 16 The Obama administration announced sanctions Thursday against Russia’s
intelligence services, while ejecting dozens of intelligence operatives from
the U.S., as part of a response to what it says are efforts by Moscow to
influence the 2016 election. |
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m*****u
发帖数: 19562 | 17 应该给他个中国人民的老朋友的头衔了
[在 abeliever () 的大作中提到：]
:The Obama administration announced sanctions Thursday against Russia’s
:intelligence services, while ejecting dozens of intelligence operatives
from the U.S., as part of a response to what it says are efforts by Moscow
to
:influence the 2016 election. |
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发帖数: 29576 | 18 Trump’s Immigration Ban Blocks Travelers at Airports Around Globe
WASHINGTON — President Trump’s executive order on immigration
quickly
reverberated through the United States and across the globe on Saturday,
slamming the border shut for an Iranian scientist headed to a lab in Boston,
an Iraqi who had worked as an interpreter for the United States Army, and a
Syrian refugee family headed to a new life in Ohio, among countless others.
Around the nation, security officers at majo... 阅读全帖 |
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B********s
发帖数: 2575 | 19 【 以下文字转载自 USChineseRight 俱乐部 】
4月9号晚芝加哥飞路易维尔（在肯塔基州，300英里，4个半小时车程）的联合航空3411
航班超售。
超售的操作流程是这样的，先把票卖出去，钱搞到手，然后指望着有些乘客因为各种原
因不能准时出现。如果大家都很乖，全数到场，座位不够，航空公司就拿小钱贿赂行程
比较灵活的旅客。一进一出，航空官司一定是挣钱的。
这次也不例外，机组拿400美元和免费旅馆来贿赂，没人上钩，大家都登机了。大家都
登机以后，机组宣布贿赂提高到800美元，还是没人理睬（我觉得机组人员不懂心理学
，如果我是个第二天没事干的大学生，我会很愿意拿800美元，但是大家眼睛都盯着，
我肯定不好意思啊。正确的做法是，派一个温柔的空姐找吊儿郎当的大学生模样的年轻
人轻声商量，成功的概率要比用喇叭喊大得多）。
联航这次要搭机的不是普通的超售旅客，是4个第二天必须要从路易维尔飞的机组人员
，所以，联航下定决心一定要搞下4个旅客，腾出4个位子。
800块没人理，机组宣布，我们要用电脑抽签，抽4位旅客下去。
于是，他们就抽，一对年轻人被抽到，很不情愿地下去了。
再后面抽到的是一个... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 61690 | 21 Federal agents have deported the first “Dreamer” of President Trump’s
tenure so far, according to an examination of his administration’s
immigration policies.
Juan Manuel Montes, who first arrived in the U.S. at age 9, is now in his
native Mexico despite having active protection under the Deferred Action for
Childhood Arrivals (DACA) program, USA Today reported Tuesday.
“Some people told me that they were going to deport me; others said nothing
would happen,” Montes said from his relatives' home... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 1 | 22 美官員：北韓恐能打擊美國 但不會來真的
北韓28日深夜試彈，美國兩位官員表示，北韓最近一次洲際彈道飛彈試射，顯示平壤現
在可能已具能打擊大部分美國本土的能力，儘管北韓只是為嚇阻，而非真要發動攻擊。
歐新社 北韓28日深夜試彈，美國兩位官員表示，北韓最近一次洲際彈道飛彈試射，顯
示平壤現在可能已具能打擊大部分美國本土的能力，儘管北韓只是為嚇阻，而非真要發
動攻擊。歐新社
兩名美國官員今天告訴路透，北韓最近一次洲際彈道飛彈（ICBM）試射，顯示平壤現在
可能已具能打擊大部分美國本土的能力，儘管北韓只是為嚇阻，而非真要發動攻擊。
路透社報導，不具名官員所討論的這項評估，凸顯北韓核子與飛彈計畫帶來的威脅日增
，可能讓美國總統川普的政府受到更多壓力而得做出回應。
北韓29日表示，他們已成功完成另一次的洲際彈道飛彈試射，證明有能力打擊美國本土。
然而，2名不願具名的美國情報官員今天表示，金正恩希望發展具核武能力的洲際彈道
飛彈，是為嚇阻任何針對北韓的攻擊與獲得國際正當性，並非用以發動對美國或美國盟
邦的攻擊，因為金正恩知道對美攻擊將猶如自殺。
五角大廈發言人戴維斯（Jeff Davis）在一場新聞... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 4002 | 23 Jim Davis • 37 minutes ago
I'm in favor of the Administration simply ignoring the court decision and
moving forward with the ejection of the illegal Dreamers while Congress
passes immigration legislation that directs the same. The American People
are sick and tired of politicized court decisions.
Ralph - Msg Ret > Jim Davis • 34 minutes ago
This is an illegal judicial ruling about an illegal EO that expires 5 March
anyway.
It is a whole lot of nothing about nothing. |
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b********n
发帖数: 38600 | 24 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: beijingren (to thine own self be true), 信区: Military
标 题: 民主了，我的国：因为反对以色列，加州GOP候选人被驱逐
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat May 5 14:29:58 2018, 美东)
Patrick Little running for Senator in California has been ejected from the
CAGOP Convention.
If Americans love their country they will vote for Pat and not for the
Zionist puppets. |
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发帖数: 1 | 26 Democrats ejected incumbents in the suburbs of Kansas City, Philadelphia,
Pittsburgh, Minneapolis, Miami and Washington, D.C.. |
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l*y
发帖数: 21010 | 27 这回最大的亮点是大量传统红区中产suburbs翻蓝了
说明中上产传统保守派白人狠厌恶trump。
Democrats ejected incumbents in the suburbs of Kansas City, Philadelphia,
Pittsburgh, Minneapolis, Miami and Washington, D.C..
连奥克拉荷马都有大选区翻蓝了 |
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B******r
发帖数: 1932 | 28 【 以下文字转载自 USANews 讨论区 】
发信人: lczlcz (lcz), 信区: USANews
标 题: 学校告诉学生说伊斯兰征服者是善待被征服者的
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Fri Oct 31 16:29:07 2014, 美东)
Former Marine Banned from High School due to Argument over Islam Homework
An ex-Marine officer, who has a child studying in a Maryland high school,
has been barred from the institution following an intense argument with the
school authorities over an assignment on Islam.
Kevin Wood, a former Marine who served in Iraq, shared with MyFoxDC.com that
La Plata High School b... 阅读全帖 |
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l**n
发帖数: 2405 | 29
这个我很有经验，打开卡带电源，使劲拍一拍你的
车子的破卡带。里面有一个弹簧年旧没有劲了。不
仅带子不容易eject，而且翻带也可能出毛病。 |
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s********n
发帖数: 442 | 30 好像dealer reset了一下之后我放进去还可以放，但是eject一下，那个tape in 模式
又出来了，我的adpater又塞不进去
了，但是很诡异的是，我的cd player还有radio可以用。。 |
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i****a
发帖数: 36252 | 31 1. Jet Engine don't get the power from sucking, it gets the power from
ejecting
2. ask LZ ah |
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v*******d
发帖数: 3525 | 32 基本捞不着开
像public auction连hood都不让打开，打开被发现就是immediate ejection
另外带拍卖的师傅基本也是出工不出力，拿个测喷漆厚度的仪器测一下就算高科技了 |
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n*******1
发帖数: 2254 | 33 based on my expr with a 09 3 series
1.cup holder, looks cool but it's really a stupid idea to have an eject cup
holder.
2.gas tank door, mine has been stuck several times
3. ipod connector, the design is just plain stupid...
，而
度？ |
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g*n
发帖数: 1148 | 34 MustangBlog says: "The story goes three 19-year-olds were given the keys to
a 2010 Mustang GT to test drive. Sometime during the test drive the driver
crashed the brand new Mustang GT with one of the occupants being ejected
from the car. All three teens were not wearing their seat belts and somehow
managed to survive the crash with minor bumps and bruises. What's more
amazing is how badly damaged the new Mustang GT is in the photos and all
three teens walked away..." |
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p*******e
发帖数: 111 | 35 不小心把CD放反了，现在卡在里面了。面板总是显示play，按退盘键一直显示eject，
然后就自动回到play了。
也放不出声音来，也退不出来。怎么办？
谢谢回复！ |
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c****i
发帖数: 921 | 36 试试这个？
PRESS AND HOLD eject button
Insert credit card under cartridge,push firmly in,then move left/right
Try several times ,what it does is locate a micro switch which sticks.
This works on all cd stackers providing it has no other problems |
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s********a
发帖数: 2796 | 38 (zz)
a car does not lose any critical structural support just because you added a
moon roof, in fact there is support built into the frame of the moon roof,
to more than compensate for the hole cut into the roof. The frame of the car
, and the four pillar supports of the roof are all tied together to help
keep the frame rigid and staple under traveling conditions, how you can tell
is if there were any structural problems, the windshield, front and rear
would flex, then crack, there is also suppo... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 17565 | 40 我查了一下，校车安全标准还是70年代定的。
1977 safety standards
The focus on structural integrity spurred new requirements in the U.S.
Federal Motor Vehicle Safety Standards for school buses, most of which
became applicable for school buses on April 1, 1977. These standards are
still in effect today.
Standard No. 217 - Bus Emergency Exits and Window Retention and Release (
Effective September 1, 1973)
This established requirements for bus window retention and release to reduce
the likelihood of passenger ejection ... 阅读全帖 |
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发帖数: 19244 | 41 Saw Mill Parkway crash stalls traffic for hours
Posted: Jul 08, 2012 3:19 PM Updated: Jul 09, 2012 6:56 AM
Westchester County police say a second person has died following a two-car
crash that left three others injured.
A 2010 Mercedes Benz with five people inside traveling southbound on the Saw
Mill Parkway at a high rate of speed, crashed into a Honda Civic, hit a
divider and flipped multiple times.
A man and woman were ejected from the Mercedes during the accident.
civic毫发无损
Read more: http:/... 阅读全帖 |
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u****q
发帖数: 24345 | 42 Ejected... probably not wearing seatbelt? |
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m******p
发帖数: 5393 | 43 "A man and woman were ejected from the Mercedes "
乍一看以为这个大奔配备了弹射装置 |
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发帖数: 19244 | 46 Published: July 31, 2012 3:00 a.m.
Passenger ejected from Lexus in 140 mph Warsaw pursuit
http://www.journalgazette.net/article/20120731/LOCAL07/12073993
INDIANA警察追击一辆lexus，lexus最高跑出了140mph的时速，并开始向窗外扔毒品。
随后在逃跑过程中甩出一名乘客。
这名乘客在医院向警方表示，车内正在进行毒品交易。在追击过程中司机掏出手枪威胁
杀死这名乘客，他只好从140mph的lexus的车上跳车逃跑。
如有知情人请拨打警方热线574-372-9540. |
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m******p
发帖数: 5393 | 47 http://www.chickslovethecar.com/Tumbler.aspx
Technical specifications:
Length: 15 feet 2 inches (4.62 m)
Width: 9 feet 2 inches (2.79 m)
height 4 feet 11 inches (1.50 m)
Weight: 2.5 short tons (2.3 t)
Acceleration: 0-60 in 5.6 seconds.
Engine: 5.7 liter GM V8 engine capable of 500 horsepower (370 kW).
Fuel: The "jet engine" on the back of the car was fed by propane tanks.
rear axle is dana 60 with |12|in|wilwood disc brakes
Tires: 4 Interco "Super Swamper TSL" tires standing 44/18.5-16.5 in the ... 阅读全帖 |
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c*******d
发帖数: 112 | 48 车里装的是6碟连放的cd机，昨天晚上向里面放cd片时，卡住了，cd拿不出来也不能播
放，eject和load 两个键都不好用，机器里有5个cd，现在屏上显示只有3个。参考了网
上几个方法都不好用 请大家给点建议谢谢了 |
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n******r
发帖数: 13312 | 49 发信人: b007 (b007), 信区: GunsAndGears
标 题: 纽约警察牛啊
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Sat Aug 25 01:29:52 2012, 美东)
原来打伤10个平民都是警察干的？
They say Johnson's .45-caliber weapon held seven rounds. He fired five times
at Ercolino, killing him. One round was still in the gun, and one was
ejected when officers secured it.
http://www.foxnews.com/us/2012/08/24/multiple-people-shot-near- |
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K******S
发帖数: 10109 | 50 It has been discussed for a while. But how many ppl actually read the whole
article before commenting or finding excuses?
http://www.iihs.org/news/rss/pr081412.html
There are lots of useful info:
1. one reason why S60 did well
"Volvo has performed similar small overlap tests as part of its vehicle
safety development process since the late 1980s, taking the results into
account when designing new models."
2. Why CC and A4 were rated poor
When the Volkswagen CC was put to the test, the driver door... 阅读全帖 |
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