s****t
发帖数: 17096 | 1 真的是萝莉控！
等你发感想，看了视频，可惜声优换成美人，那个小企鹅老是"dude, dude" lol |
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v*****r
发帖数: 2325 | 2 TODAY 去了24 FITNESS 的另外一个GYM
看到这个GYM的男子水平挺高的. 充满了又高又壮的YOUNG DUDES.
大家派队做SQUAT. 幸好我还去的巧, 很快占了一个SQAUT RACK.
朝两边瞟了几眼, 其他人都在SQUAT 6 个以上的大盘. 只有我在SQUAT 2 个大盘外加一
些小盘. 还有一个家伙在用135LBS 的杠铃做WALKING LOUNGE, FAINT! 我盯了那家伙一眼, ADMIRINGLY. 那家伙也回看了一下...
我看了一下SQUAT 8 个大盘的中年人, 他用腰带了, 并没有蹲的很深...
不过这些家伙的块头也比我大多了. 好象做SQUAT 的象我的块头的只有我一个. 后来有
来了一个有高又壮的ASIAN MAN, 他用4个大盘, 不过我觉得他可以做更多...
那SQUAT RACK 有一点老, 那HOOK 放回去的时候有一点AWKWARD. 只做了解5组.后面已经有3 DUDES WAITING... 最大只用了175 LBS. 组间休息做PULL UP, 加了15LBS, 可以做5个, 不过衰竭很快就是了...NO LONGE |
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G***a
发帖数: 27294 | 3 今天被一个200多磅的老黑，叫dude.
他要合上compartmemt的门，冲我说：＂dude, watch ur fingers."
然后一个中国老奶奶给我饼干吃，一边给， 一边说：＂你是小伙子嘛，多吃点。＂
哈哈哈 |
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b*********k
发帖数: 35031 | 4 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
chrr (more papers) 于 (Tue May 1 16:37:18 2012, 美东) 提到:
承蒙lilybank相询， 我在此试着解释一下。。。其实很多东西我自己也没搞懂，纯属
蜻蜓点水，大家别笑话我。
四亿二千万年前，秀山的三叶虫愉快地游动在志留纪的海洋当中，作为其天敌的某些鹦
鹉螺类动物，此刻正在进行着一生仅有一次的大狂欢--集体交配，故此三叶虫们表示压
力不大。
这个是塘坳化石地质群，详情可参见百度（当然，百度的论述一向不精确）：
塘坳化石地质群遗迹
位于重庆市秀山县塘坳乡，由塘坳乡政府至石地质生物群约5公里。距县城20公里
。与国道326线相接，交通极为便利。经专家现场踏看和鉴定，塘坳古生物化石属距今
约4亿2千万年前的志留系秀山组标准化石，此地层的标识性化石即三叶虫、直角石、及
腹足类动物化石等，在整个华南地区都有此类化石分布，但以秀山县最为典型，因此被
国家确定为志留系中统的标准地层剖面，其科学价值很高，旅游价值较大。
直角石属于鹦鹉螺类，而鹦鹉螺类多以三叶虫为主要... 阅读全帖 |
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l*r
发帖数: 79569 | 5 来自主题: LeisureTime版 - 煮咖啡记 哦
那乐子的翻译靠谱
不是dude
是dudes |
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M*****g
发帖数: 1054 | 6 Prologue: 这故事是读到Dude同学写的"新居"而想出来的。Dude同学写的很好。他很擅
长写看似平静的生活里的惊鸿一瞥。不过，从他的视角望去，我看到了我所看到的生活。
一栋白色的木房子，绿色的顶。在中国城市里的那些水泥大厦丛林中是找不到这样粗糙的
木制房子的。凑近了看，你甚至能看到深深浅浅的白漆下面浮动着深深
浅浅的木头纹路。特别是靠地基那一块儿，被雨水冲淡了的白漆趴在木头上象一块块零
落的鱼鳞。
就是这样一栋房子。它是我在美国那个大学城小镇的第一个落脚处。我姑夫安排的朋友
只负责把我送到住处就开车走了。剩下我一个人跌跌爬爬地把两只大黑箱子沿着旧地毯
拽到二楼。路过二楼右手边的厨房的时候，我第一次看到了他们两个人。
我的房东杰克躺在地上，仰着头，举着胳膊修炉子。红白格子的地砖上还躺着螺丝刀和
几样叫不上名字的工具。
杰克。你要把嘴张大了把中间那个元音夸张地吐出来，那样才过瘾。砂黄色的头发，汗
毛，以及汗毛下面干老得象牛皮一样的皮肤。杰克。你会忍不住想那双干粗活的手这辈
子触摸过的最细腻的东西是什么。
杰克身边有一双穿在白色坡跟凉鞋里的脚。然后是一截裹在白色牛仔裤里的短火柴棒。... 阅读全帖 |
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M*****g
发帖数: 1054 | 7 其实象Dude同学写的这样的长度在bbs上作为故事来读是最好最适中的。。
特别适合dude同学这样惊鸿一瞥的写法。。。 |
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b*s
发帖数: 82482 | 8 I've told you ten thousand times, girls drink free, dudes pay full freight.
but they are dudes……
女的membership打折，男的加倍。 |
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d******0
发帖数: 1598 | 9 In Eve’s belly, there is a Starbucks. In the Starbucks, there are three
cells working for the Fatissue Bank in Eve’s belly, Eric, Stan and Kenny.
These guys are having coffee, eating the cigarettes and blablablabla in the
Starbucks.
Eric: hey, you know what, we’re gonna be fired.
Stan: what the hell?
Eric: now Eve is in the diet, which means she stops taking in fatty acid and
cholesterol.
Kenny: so what?
Eric: that means without fatty acid and cholesterol, our bank can not be
functioning and we ... 阅读全帖 |
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wh
发帖数: 141625 | 10 我倒还跳着看下来了。前面有些帖没看下来，dude细节多，我耐心少，内疚。dude觉得应
该如何改变呢？浙江版在搞“何去何从”活动……
主帖好像有个typo，饮鸩止渴。你的干活大概是干货吧…… |
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b*s
发帖数: 82482 | 11 dude of dudes
你这是性别歧视。要说person of persons |
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G*******h
发帖数: 1391 | 12 没有 ：）
第一次接触dude这个词是《friends》里面，Joy把自己扮成一个高中生，张口闭口dude。
后来，我们家孩子也开始说了，从学校学的 ：） |
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w***s
发帖数: 15642 | 13 这几天看到dude的好消息，《人猴之间》，也就是去年他在这里贴过初稿的猴豫记，入
围豆瓣征文大赛，而且好像暂时排名第一。想起来dude和雷版的渊源不浅，在这里不言
不语的写了好几年，一直到去年写出来猴豫记，竟然也就是去年夏天的事情。
http://read.douban.com/ebook/6991828/
杜德同学一贯低调，我多事来这儿吆喝一声，有去年看过觉得好的朋友，就去豆瓣给个
评价吧，别让这么好的小说埋没了。
我比较怕看荒诞的小说，一开始可能觉得有趣，但是很快就累了，追逐荒诞也是需要体
力的。《人猴之间》乍一看觉得故事很荒诞，细读下来觉得一点也不飘忽，每一个人，
每一只猴子，每一点小细节都是接地气的，读着觉得迷人而踏实。
人 们为什么要读小说呢？我想是不是因为小说可以带我们去过另一种生活，那些我们
永远也没有机会体验的人生，让我们的生活比自己想象的更宏大。在这样的阅读 里，
我既向往新奇，又害怕太过新奇的体验让我感到虚空。这本小说给我的感觉是恰恰好，
带着我走了很远，却还来得及把握。很喜欢。 |
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z*********n
发帖数: 94654 | 14 呵呵
Not a Fun Action Movie
23 March 2011 | by xenominim (United States) – See all my reviews
To start off, I like dumb action movies, I even liked 300 and Watchmen. But
this is a terrible movie for two very good reasons. One is the characters,
which is to say there are none. Nobody has a personality in this movie, you
could swap the main character for any one of the other girls and it wouldn't
make the slightest bit of difference, she's just 'special' because the plot
demands it. Yes it's a dumb ... 阅读全帖 |
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G**********n
发帖数: 973 | 15 vince neil已经肺得像猪一样了.
以前是dude you look like a lady现在是dude you look like a nanny... |
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h*****n
发帖数: 2415 | 16 moron，
看看你白男洋大人写的啥
http://www.datehookup.com/Thread-177175.htm
Niggas just use and abuse women, just cus all you b*tches that are fat and
or ugly always get the black dudes you never realize why.....Black b*tches
usually dont want the black dudes, and white b*tches that are smart dont
want them either, so they get the bottom of the totem pole. So all I gotta
say is.......
NIGGA LOVIN B*TCHES NEED TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF
另一个
It's all about personal preferences! And I will always choose white over any |
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h*****n
发帖数: 2415 | 17 外F女在任何民族中都不待见
Once you go black, you never go back
Niggas just use and abuse women, just cus all you b*tches that are fat and
or ugly always get the black dudes you never realize why.....Black b*tches
usually dont want the black dudes, and white b*tches that are smart dont
want them either, so they get the bottom of the totem pole. So all I gotta
say is.......
NIGGA LOVIN B*TCHES NEED TO JUMP OFF A CLIFF!
另一个
My brothers that were in the military told me the meaning behind the saying
and it has |
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d*********n
发帖数: 818 | 18 【 以下文字转载自 Beijing 讨论区 】
发信人: dollyparton (slap the japs, beat the shits.), 信区: Beijing
标 题: Re: 美国年轻人也太那啥了~~
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jul 29 13:09:24 2010, 美东)
You should be shamed. It is because of the Asian women's slutty and cheap
fame in this society. This dude was looking for free sex.
When you feel "当时我就震惊了！", it shows you have a subtle sense of waif
mentality: i.e. easily flattered by a white dude's rude close-to-sex-
harrassment invitation.
A good reply should be: "Fuck off! I am married". O |
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h**********0
发帖数: 614 | 19 来自主题: WaterWorld版 - 气人的bf why did he call you "dude". Never heard a guy call girl "dude" |
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g****g
发帖数: 1828 | 20 Straight Dope Message Board > Main > In My Humble Opinion > Which pocket do
you put your wallet in?
PDA
View Full Version : Which pocket do you put your wallet in?
Rodgers01
02-20-2006, 12:39 AM
I have always, always kept my wallet in the front, right hand pocket of my
pants (I am male). It seems to me to be simply the most logical place: it is
typically the biggest pocket, allowing the wallet to slide down a bit more,
leaving less chance that it will be pick-pocketed. When you're in a crowded
r... 阅读全帖 |
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c******o
发帖数: 1184 | 21 Will China stay on course?
By Fareed Zakaria, CNN
Events in the Middle East and North Africa are of historic importance, but
the even bigger, long-term story is the rise of China. What path will it
choose at home and abroad in the years ahead?
For decades there has been debate at the highest levels of the Chinese
government about how much to modernize politically to ensure growth and
stave off revolution.
It’s notoriously difficult to analyze the inner workings off the Chinese
Communist Party. ... 阅读全帖 |
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R*******N
发帖数: 7494 | 22 【 以下文字转载自 Military 讨论区 】
发信人: RoadforCN (戒网了，请勿回帖), 信区: Military
标 题: 孔和尚在YouTube被骂惨了，没人声援
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Mon Jan 23 14:54:15 2012, 美东)
http://www.youtube.com/all_comments?v=ko5MSXZjmBE
那个Salvattore69 他是个白人， 佷排华的，说华人是猴子，还说他玩了很多华人妞。點击他的名
就可--以看到了。他说 ' Body hair means going through puberty and having
characteristics typical of a man. You on the other hand ASIAN MONKEY
have the phisique of a 7 year old girl: skinny, wimpy and no hair. You
are going to nuke us? we are already nuking your sister an... 阅读全帖 |
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D*******a
发帖数: 1723 | 23 --------------------------------------------------------------------------
发信人: tomcat76 (BBSID), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: Re: 方舟子的新语丝: 袁隆平正在阻碍中国农业科学技术的进步
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Mar 15 14:08:37 2012, 美东)
yuan longping is a shit
Shit是可数名词吗？ 应该是 a piece of shit。你笨得连骂人都不会
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发信人: tomcat76 (BBSID), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: Re: 方舟子的新语丝: 袁隆平正在阻碍中国农业科学技术的进步
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Mar 15 16:14:49 2012, 美东)
He is really an idiot about GM food,he j... 阅读全帖 |
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f******x
发帖数: 2260 | 24 think she would say it if a white dude does that. She wouldn't dare to say
anything if a black dude or girl does it. |
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t******n
发帖数: 2939 | 25 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
blackpool (blackpool) 于 (Thu Jan 19 02:43:23 2012, 美东) 提到:
我是一个土生土长的北方人。但是在美国生活了若干年后，我现在比较反感北方文化中
的一些东西。比如；北方人喜欢动不动就称哥们儿爷们儿什么的。动不动就说咱哥们儿
怎么怎么样的。或者是说什么是爷们儿就怎么怎么样。感觉北方人不太讲究互相尊重，
君子之交淡如水。在这点上我觉得南方人做的相对较好。北方人一定更讲义气吗？也不
是。很多时候就是忽悠。
胡乱说两句。总结的不好。就是我的一些感受。大家可以围绕这个展开讨论。
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IdlerLestat (Algernon the mouse) 于 (Thu Jan 19 03:09:52 2012, 美东) 提到:
Hey, pal.
Hey, bro.
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whey (蛋白粉) 于 (... 阅读全帖 |
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t******n
发帖数: 2939 | 26 ☆─────────────────────────────────────☆
ldy (我不是老大爷) 于 (Sat Oct 5 08:32:59 2013, 美东) 提到:
现在避孕措施这么完善，乱伦只进行性行为，不会留下后代。其实乱伦就算留下后代也
有可能不畸形的。
那么乱伦到底有什么害处？我怎么觉得还挺好的。如果我有个亲姐姐，长得又漂亮，那
我肯定会对她有欲望啊。
感觉乱伦之所以受谴责，只是一种古代缺乏避孕措施而遗留下来的旧传统，在现代社会
已经不适用了。
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P235 (老来多健忘 能饮一杯无) 于 (Sat Oct 5 08:44:50 2013, 美东) 提到:
恭喜楼主
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ParanoidPark (ParanoidPark) 于 (Sat Oct 5 09:05:31 2013, 美东) 提到:
嗯，乱伦的害处 只 取决与你带不带套
☆──────────────────────... 阅读全帖 |
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z********o
发帖数: 18304 | 27 精彩论述，不容错过。
http://www.salon.com/2014/09/08/evangelical_megachurch_begins_c
Evangelical megachurch begins closing branches after pastor calls women “
penis homes”
Washington-based Mars Hill Church will close 15 branches following
controversy over founder Mark Driscoll
TOPICS: MARK DRISCOLL, EVANGELICAL CHRISTIANITY, MARS HILL CHURCH,
MEGACHURCH, SEXISM, HOMOPHOBIA, ANTI-LGBT BIGOTS, MISOGYNY, PATRIARCHY, LIFE
Evangelical megachurch begins closing branches after pastor calls women "
penis homes"
(... 阅读全帖 |
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z********o
发帖数: 18304 | 28 摘录精彩内容：
The first thing to know about your penis is, that despite the way it may
seem, it is not your penis. Ultimately, God created you and it is his penis.
You are simply borrowing it for a while.
While His penis is onLOAN you must admit that it is sort of just hanging out
there very lonely as if it needed a home, sort of like a man wondering the
streets looking for a house to live in. Knowing that His penis would need a
home, God created a woman to be your wife and when you marry her and look... 阅读全帖 |
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E*******e
发帖数: 1309 | 29 华人饶舌乐人Ph Dragon发布的饶舌歌《Meet the Sucker》，回敬两年前YG发布的煽动
对华裔抢劫Meet the Flockers
视频地址
lyrics
Yo YG
now the Chinese neighborhood find you
And you gon taste your own shit
Verse
What goes around comes around
checking out youtube, look here what I found
lil punk ass n*gga rappin' about robbin' Chinese
with some detailed scheme, sounds like a n*gga's dream
c'mon I know you got jealous all you fellows wanna feel us
come and tell us you the illest you the realest gonna kill us, shit!
n*ggas wanna be rich, wh... 阅读全帖 |
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w**m
发帖数: 4061 | 30 说不单独回对不住瓜老板，我水平有限，解不了惑，只能说说自己的想法。
Moss为什么要带着水回去？这个问题在我读的时候甚至没出现过，就好像我熟悉Moss一
样自然而然的就这么发生了。
麦卡锡是目前我最喜欢的两个作家之一，抛去最早读的The Road（太温馨，父亲讲给儿
子床边故事），他的书不多，从血色子午线到这本，我按写作时间读的
Blood Meridian or the Evening Redness in the West (1985)
All the Pretty Horses (1992)
The Crossing (1994)
Cities of the Plain (1998)
No Country for Old Men (2005)
上面回dude提到的，对我来说，麦卡锡的这几本，比较连贯，就是写恶与善的对立，而
且这种恶，这种善，基本上不符合常理，没法解释，就是dude所说的，在书中人物的角
度，主角或反派，很多时候的行为不符合逻辑。比如说穿越三部曲的第二部The
Crossing里头，主人公少年千里迢迢穿过美墨边境只是为了送一之怀孕的母狼回家。对
于这种行为，麦卡锡... 阅读全帖 |
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w***s
发帖数: 15642 | 31 【 以下文字转载自 LeisureTime 讨论区 】
发信人: wells (墨酥), 信区: LeisureTime
标 题: dude2010的比赛，还有我们为什么读小说
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Tue Dec 2 20:44:00 2014, 美东)
这几天看到dude的好消息，《人猴之间》，也就是去年他在这里贴过初稿的猴豫记，入
围豆瓣征文大赛，而且好像暂时排名第一。想起来dude和雷版的渊源不浅，在这里不言
不语的写了好几年，一直到去年写出来猴豫记，竟然也就是去年夏天的事情。
http://read.douban.com/ebook/6991828/
杜德同学一贯低调，我多事来这儿吆喝一声，有去年看过觉得好的朋友，就去豆瓣给个
评价吧，别让这么好的小说埋没了。
我比较怕看荒诞的小说，一开始可能觉得有趣，但是很快就累了，追逐荒诞也是需要体
力的。《人猴之间》乍一看觉得故事很荒诞，细读下来觉得一点也不飘忽，每一个人，
每一只猴子，每一点小细节都是接地气的，读着觉得迷人而踏实。
人 们为什么要读小说呢？我想是不是因为小说可以带我们去过另一种生活，那些我们
永远也没有机... 阅读全帖 |
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G*********o
发帖数: 49669 | 32 you are up dude
what's up dude? |
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w***s
发帖数: 7132 | 33 标题：看看米国人民的回帖水平。 长沙六天建起十五层旅馆，youtube视频回帖。评论
：
评论：
wazham2 17 小时之前
everything is possible in Japan
在日本真是一切皆有可能 ~
allin1readerwriter 17 小时之前 @wazham2
It’’s Chinese... learn to differentiate your Asians fool.
这个是中国……学学怎么分辨亚洲人吧白痴。
dinmagic 17 小时之前 @wazham2
This is China.
这个是中国。
LuizLHAM 16 小时之前 @wazham2?
china, dude! china! ！
这是中国，老兄！中国！！
taroliw 4 天之前 4 推荐
A 15-story building /done/ in SIX days?? Wow... just WOW.
15 层高的建筑 6 天完工？？哇靠！。。。除了哇靠真不知该说啥好。
ocelotrevs 4 天之前 3 推荐
That’’s kinda of scary, you c... 阅读全帖 |
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w********h
发帖数: 12367 | 34 【 以下文字转载自 Physics 讨论区 】
发信人: cosine (30弓鸣橙龉土), 信区: Physics
标 题: Re: 怎么这次国宴没请杨振宁和李政道？
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jan 20 19:48:59 2011, 美东)
it's due to parity violation in weak force.
if you marry an old dude who's shitting his pants, you get invited; but if
you are old dude and marry a young woman, you don't get invited. |
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s**i
发帖数: 4448 | 35 As a matter of fact, a classy man would have waited and let the other party
back out and go first. Wave to each other and enjoy the rest of the day.I
wouldn't mind waiting a little bit at all.
It's a common occurrence in parking lots every where. The dude made a big
deal out of it by acting like a stubborn jackass, as if his most sacred
right was so unjustly violated.
This dude should not own a gun at all. His perception of reality is
seriously distorted by his false sense of power brought by a ... 阅读全帖 |
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U***5
发帖数: 2796 | 36 do you do a dude as a doer do a dude? |
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p*e
发帖数: 6785 | 37 【 以下文字转载自 WaterWorld 讨论区 】
发信人: zhaowendao (嘁哩喀喳), 信区: WaterWorld
标 题: 著名牧师指出：妇女们是“penis homes”
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Wed Sep 10 00:20:07 2014, 美东)
精彩论述，不容错过。
http://www.salon.com/2014/09/08/evangelical_megachurch_begins_c
Evangelical megachurch begins closing branches after pastor calls women “
penis homes”
Washington-based Mars Hill Church will close 15 branches following
controversy over founder Mark Driscoll
TOPICS: MARK DRISCOLL, EVANGELICAL CHRISTIANITY, MARS HILL CHURCH,
MEGACHURCH, SEXISM, HO... 阅读全帖 |
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d*********n
发帖数: 818 | 39 【 以下文字转载自 Beijing 讨论区 】
发信人: dollyparton (slap the japs, beat the shits.), 信区: Beijing
标 题: Re: 美国年轻人也太那啥了~~
发信站: BBS 未名空间站 (Thu Jul 29 13:09:24 2010, 美东)
You should be shamed. It is because of the Asian women's slutty and cheap
fame in this society. This dude was looking for free sex.
When you feel "当时我就震惊了！", it shows you have a subtle sense of waif
mentality: i.e. easily flattered by a white dude's rude close-to-sex-
harrassment invitation.
A good reply should be: "Fuck off! I am married". O |
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G*********o
发帖数: 49669 | 41 给dude facial？？
cao chang bian shang gei dude |
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z*******g
发帖数: 416 | 42 So you informed the prospective applicant on your FIRST communication? Like:
dude: I saw your post and am interested in knowing you..blablabla...
you: thank you. but i was divorced and have a child...
dude:@#&*%$#!!!
(stone10: very good. I like it. when will you have time to meet in person?) |
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