w**********5 发帖数: 1741 | 1 英国黑其他国家的笑话
How do you convince Americans to get involved in a war?
Tell them it's nearly finished.
如何说服美国参与一场战争?
告诉他们战争马上就要结束了!
An American walked into an English pub and asked for a pint of Budweiser.
The barman replied "You're American aren't you?"
The man says, "Yeah. Could you tell by the drink I ordered, or the accent?"
The barman replied. "Neither, you are the fattest **** I have ever seen."
一个美国人走进一个英国酒吧,点了一瓶百威
服务员问道:你是美国人吧?
美国人诧异的回答:是啊!你是怎么知道的?是我点的酒不一样,还是口音不一样?
服务员回答:都不是! 你是我见过最TM胖的!
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j*****j 发帖数: 201 | 2 我request了好久也不见来,但是账上有一条50元的credit:
‘REAPPLY FRM ABANDOND PRPTY"
是不是cashback呢? |
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f********n 发帖数: 1647 | 3 REAPPLY FRM ABANDOND PRPTY $67.85?
这是神马情况啊 退了我67.85? |
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I***i 发帖数: 14557 | 4 FP Notice says: If you fails to appear as scheduled, your application will
be considered abandonded.
错过打指纹日期严重吗?一周或两周之后walk in还可以吗? |
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I***i 发帖数: 14557 | 5 FP Notice says: If you fails to appear as scheduled, your application will
be considered abandonded.
错过打指纹日期严重吗?一周或两周之后walk in还可以吗? |
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s*******e 发帖数: 3042 | 6 "your application will be considered abandonded." |
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w**********5 发帖数: 1741 | 7 英国黑其他国家的笑话
How do you convince Americans to get involved in a war?
Tell them it's nearly finished.
如何说服美国参与一场战争?
告诉他们战争马上就要结束了!
An American walked into an English pub and asked for a pint of Budweiser.
The barman replied "You're American aren't you?"
The man says, "Yeah. Could you tell by the drink I ordered, or the accent?"
The barman replied. "Neither, you are the fattest **** I have ever seen."
一个美国人走进一个英国酒吧,点了一瓶百威
服务员问道:你是美国人吧?
美国人诧异的回答:是啊!你是怎么知道的?是我点的酒不一样,还是口音不一样?
服务员回答:都不是! 你是我见过最TM胖的!
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